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CrunChewy McSandybutt

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CrunChewy McSandybutt

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Many years ago my steaming baby body slid screaming and angry from the great cosmic cloaca and to this day I've managed not to die. Where's my cake?

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted an item 2 days ago

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

Bit awkward in church, though.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 4 posts 2 days ago

40 Hilarious ‘Science Memes’ That Do Not Require A PhD (New Pics)

Yes, it can be both, which makes it completely useless.

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

Creating spreadsheets is my love language. That sounded dirtier than I anticipated.

40 Hilarious ‘Science Memes’ That Do Not Require A PhD (New Pics)

Yes, it can be both, which makes it completely useless.

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

Creating spreadsheets is my love language. That sounded dirtier than I anticipated.

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

Popping a wheelie is the most appropriate way to give thanks.

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

Most animal shelters have a dog walking program.

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on a post 3 days ago

40 Of The Funniest Memes That Explain History Better Than Textbooks

This is true about many things that the Brits tease us about (e.g., "soccer").

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted an item 3 days ago

30 Maternity Ward Workers Share The Worst Cases Of “You Shouldn’t Be A Parent” They’ve Ever Seen

This is a very compassionate take! This person chose the right profession.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 5 posts 4 days ago

This IG Page Is Dedicated To Sharing The Most Hilariously Random Memes, And Here Are 50 Of Them

Why would you chug a margarita? They are meant to be enjoyed.

This IG Page Is Dedicated To Sharing The Most Hilariously Random Memes, And Here Are 50 Of Them

I have the same issue with my husband. He acts like I crash into buildings on the regular.

This IG Page Is Dedicated To Sharing The Most Hilariously Random Memes, And Here Are 50 Of Them

Why would you chug a margarita? They are meant to be enjoyed.

This IG Page Is Dedicated To Sharing The Most Hilariously Random Memes, And Here Are 50 Of Them

I have the same issue with my husband. He acts like I crash into buildings on the regular.

This IG Page Is Dedicated To Sharing The Most Hilariously Random Memes, And Here Are 50 Of Them

Corrective lenses do not correct astigmatism.

This IG Page Is Dedicated To Sharing The Most Hilariously Random Memes, And Here Are 50 Of Them

I don't bother watching. I knew who I was voting for and didn't need the frustration.

This IG Page Is Dedicated To Sharing The Most Hilariously Random Memes, And Here Are 50 Of Them

I felt the same when I found out Marshall Mathers is going to be a grandpa. We're the same age.

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted an item 4 days ago

This IG Page Is Dedicated To Sharing The Most Hilariously Random Memes, And Here Are 50 Of Them

The glasses don't remove the lines.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 2 items 5 days ago

50 Hilariously Relatable Memes To Prove You Are Not In This Alone (New Pics)

Yes. But most people don't understand this, so folks who don't talk much get labeled as introverted regardless of whether it's true.

“Nobody Dies From A Shot To The Stomach”: 30 People Discuss Their Crazy Near-Death Experiences

Was it the Jock/loser dude? I would think so; otherwise, why mention him?

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 5 posts 5 days ago

50 Hilariously Relatable Memes To Prove You Are Not In This Alone (New Pics)

Introversion isn't being quiet. Introversion is finding social interaction draining and needing alone time to recharge.

“Nobody Dies From A Shot To The Stomach”: 30 People Discuss Their Crazy Near-Death Experiences

Was it the Jock/loser dude? I would think so; otherwise, why mention him?

50 Hilariously Relatable Memes To Prove You Are Not In This Alone (New Pics)

Introversion isn't being quiet. Introversion is finding social interaction draining and needing alone time to recharge.

“Nobody Dies From A Shot To The Stomach”: 30 People Discuss Their Crazy Near-Death Experiences

Was it the Jock/loser dude? I would think so; otherwise, why mention him?

“Nobody Dies From A Shot To The Stomach”: 30 People Discuss Their Crazy Near-Death Experiences

I can't tell if this is a lame attempt at a joke or...???

“Nobody Dies From A Shot To The Stomach”: 30 People Discuss Their Crazy Near-Death Experiences

I had a cracked skull, and the pain was worse than childbirth. Even today I have horrific migraines that I assume are a result.

30 Times Christmas Gifts Were So Epically Funny, The Internet Had To See Them

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on a post 6 days ago

50 Hilarious Memes To Make You Laugh, As Shared On This Instagram Page (New Pics)

Well, y'all make a bangin' fish & chips and, about 30 years ago, I had a banger sandwich with hot mustard that I still regularly think about.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted an item 6 days ago

50 Hilarious Memes To Make You Laugh, As Shared On This Instagram Page (New Pics)

Also while naked.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted an item 1 week ago

50 Hilarious Memes To Make You Laugh, As Shared On This Instagram Page (New Pics)

#raygun

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 15 posts 1 week ago

“Doctor Was Surprised I Was Alive”: 30 Incredibly Lucky People That Survived Against All Odds

I get the sentiment, but this trite little saying really misses the mark. If you suffer from severe, chronic depression, the problem is hardly "temporary."

“Go On A Cruise”: 36 Things That People Will Never Try Under Any Circumstances

I won't get any, either. Well, any MORE. Well, after this next one...

“Doctor Was Surprised I Was Alive”: 30 Incredibly Lucky People That Survived Against All Odds

I get the sentiment, but this trite little saying really misses the mark. If you suffer from severe, chronic depression, the problem is hardly "temporary."

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

“Doctor Was Surprised I Was Alive”: 30 Incredibly Lucky People That Survived Against All Odds

Unfortunately for those of us who have truly hit rock bottom and have found no end in sight and have suffered with suicidal ideation for years, it is hard to consider our problems "temporary".

“Go On A Cruise”: 36 Things That People Will Never Try Under Any Circumstances

Did a tandem a few years back and loved it. My only concern was the tired looking Cessna 206 they were using as the jump aircraft.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • submitted 5 new posts 5 years ago

History

Intriguing Stories Behind The Most Famous Paintings Of All Time (20 New Pics)

Art, History

14 Interesting Stories Behind The Most Famous Paintings Of All Time (New Pics)

Art

14 Interesting Stories Behind Famous Masterpieces

Animals

Stunning Wildlife Photos

History

Typical Working Hours Through The Ages

CrunChewy McSandybutt • submitted 20 list additions 5 years ago

Intriguing Stories Behind The Most Famous Paintings Of All Time (20 New Pics)

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 4 posts 2 days ago

40 Hilarious ‘Science Memes’ That Do Not Require A PhD (New Pics)

Yes, it can be both, which makes it completely useless.

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

Creating spreadsheets is my love language. That sounded dirtier than I anticipated.

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

Popping a wheelie is the most appropriate way to give thanks.

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

Most animal shelters have a dog walking program.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on a post 3 days ago

40 Of The Funniest Memes That Explain History Better Than Textbooks

This is true about many things that the Brits tease us about (e.g., "soccer").

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 5 posts 4 days ago

This IG Page Is Dedicated To Sharing The Most Hilariously Random Memes, And Here Are 50 Of Them

Why would you chug a margarita? They are meant to be enjoyed.

This IG Page Is Dedicated To Sharing The Most Hilariously Random Memes, And Here Are 50 Of Them

I have the same issue with my husband. He acts like I crash into buildings on the regular.

This IG Page Is Dedicated To Sharing The Most Hilariously Random Memes, And Here Are 50 Of Them

Corrective lenses do not correct astigmatism.

This IG Page Is Dedicated To Sharing The Most Hilariously Random Memes, And Here Are 50 Of Them

I don't bother watching. I knew who I was voting for and didn't need the frustration.

This IG Page Is Dedicated To Sharing The Most Hilariously Random Memes, And Here Are 50 Of Them

I felt the same when I found out Marshall Mathers is going to be a grandpa. We're the same age.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 5 posts 5 days ago

50 Hilariously Relatable Memes To Prove You Are Not In This Alone (New Pics)

Introversion isn't being quiet. Introversion is finding social interaction draining and needing alone time to recharge.

“Nobody Dies From A Shot To The Stomach”: 30 People Discuss Their Crazy Near-Death Experiences

Was it the Jock/loser dude? I would think so; otherwise, why mention him?

“Nobody Dies From A Shot To The Stomach”: 30 People Discuss Their Crazy Near-Death Experiences

I can't tell if this is a lame attempt at a joke or...???

“Nobody Dies From A Shot To The Stomach”: 30 People Discuss Their Crazy Near-Death Experiences

I had a cracked skull, and the pain was worse than childbirth. Even today I have horrific migraines that I assume are a result.

30 Times Christmas Gifts Were So Epically Funny, The Internet Had To See Them

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on a post 6 days ago

50 Hilarious Memes To Make You Laugh, As Shared On This Instagram Page (New Pics)

Well, y'all make a bangin' fish & chips and, about 30 years ago, I had a banger sandwich with hot mustard that I still regularly think about.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 4 posts 1 week ago

“Doctor Was Surprised I Was Alive”: 30 Incredibly Lucky People That Survived Against All Odds

I get the sentiment, but this trite little saying really misses the mark. If you suffer from severe, chronic depression, the problem is hardly "temporary."

“Go On A Cruise”: 36 Things That People Will Never Try Under Any Circumstances

I won't get any, either. Well, any MORE. Well, after this next one...

“Go On A Cruise”: 36 Things That People Will Never Try Under Any Circumstances

I would do it just to be away from constant yammering.

“Go On A Cruise”: 36 Things That People Will Never Try Under Any Circumstances

I use it for job searching and that's it.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted an item 1 day ago

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

Bit awkward in church, though.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted an item 3 days ago

30 Maternity Ward Workers Share The Worst Cases Of “You Shouldn’t Be A Parent” They’ve Ever Seen

This is a very compassionate take! This person chose the right profession.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted an item 4 days ago

This IG Page Is Dedicated To Sharing The Most Hilariously Random Memes, And Here Are 50 Of Them

The glasses don't remove the lines.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 4 items 5 days ago

50 Hilariously Relatable Memes To Prove You Are Not In This Alone (New Pics)

Yes. But most people don't understand this, so folks who don't talk much get labeled as introverted regardless of whether it's true.

Migraines Got You Down? Swipe On The Migraine Stick And Reclaim Your Day

This Bidet Attachment Is The Cheeky Hero You Never Knew You Needed

“Nobody Dies From A Shot To The Stomach”: 30 People Discuss Their Crazy Near-Death Experiences

Was it the Jock/loser dude? I would think so; otherwise, why mention him?

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 2 items 6 days ago

50 Hilarious Memes To Make You Laugh, As Shared On This Instagram Page (New Pics)

Also while naked.

50 Hilarious Memes To Make You Laugh, As Shared On This Instagram Page (New Pics)

#raygun

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 11 items 1 week ago

Unpack A Box Of Joy Every Day With Fun.com — The Place Where Toys, Costumes, And All The Party Swag Turn Life's Moments Into Epic Stories.

“Doctor Was Surprised I Was Alive”: 30 Incredibly Lucky People That Survived Against All Odds

Unfortunately for those of us who have truly hit rock bottom and have found no end in sight and have suffered with suicidal ideation for years, it is hard to consider our problems "temporary".

BiscottiLogical6502 reply

Clubbing.

tauntonlake reply

Indoor home cameras, up there recording all of the household activity..

I don't care if it's closed circuit, SD card, just for your own personal use ..

I don't need to walk around my house, with a camera watching and recording 24/7.

People post their bedroom videos of them sleeping all night; or just sitting in their living room watching TV..

it's just weird to me.

of course it comes in handy as evidence in the event of a home crime; but that's the only
purpose I can see. I'll take my chances on that.