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CrunChewy McSandybutt

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Many years ago my steaming baby body slid screaming and angry from the great cosmic cloaca and to this day I've managed not to die. Where's my cake?

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted an item 3 hours ago

“Lived Like This Until 21”: 50 Times People Found Out Their Bodies Were Different From The ‘Norm’

Yes! Can't agree enough!

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 3 posts 13 hours ago

“Lived Like This Until 21”: 50 Times People Found Out Their Bodies Were Different From The ‘Norm’

I get migraines every two weeks or so. I'm hoping menopause will cure it.

“Lived Like This Until 21”: 50 Times People Found Out Their Bodies Were Different From The ‘Norm’

I'm deaf in my left ear. The lack of directional hearing is the most annoying.

“Lived Like This Until 21”: 50 Times People Found Out Their Bodies Were Different From The ‘Norm’

I get migraines every two weeks or so. I'm hoping menopause will cure it.

“Lived Like This Until 21”: 50 Times People Found Out Their Bodies Were Different From The ‘Norm’

I'm deaf in my left ear. The lack of directional hearing is the most annoying.

“Lived Like This Until 21”: 50 Times People Found Out Their Bodies Were Different From The ‘Norm’

I had the same experience. One day, I was talking to a classmate, and she said something that made me pause (I don't know what it was a long time ago), and I asked what she heard when a room was silent. She said, "Nothing," as if I was dumb. I said, "So you don't hear a constant 'eeeeee'? Nope, I've had tinnitus all my life.

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted an item 1 day ago

50 Times ‘Choosing Beggars’ Got A Harsh Yet Satisfying Reality Check (Best Of All Time)

Agree. Where I live 50 Euro or even Dollars get you a stick figure

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on a post 1 day ago

50 Times ‘Choosing Beggars’ Got A Harsh Yet Satisfying Reality Check (Best Of All Time)

50 Euro is super cheap for a tattoo.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 4 posts 2 days ago

"Which Celebrity Faded Away Without Many Realizing It?" (50 Answers)

You'll get no argument from me.

“That Wasn’t Me. That Was Germany”: 50 History Lessons, As Shared By ‘History Told In Memes’

Huh. I saw a video that said Ford met Hitler, but I guess it was BS. Which is shocking that the internet would lie to me (end sarcasm).

"Which Celebrity Faded Away Without Many Realizing It?" (50 Answers)

You'll get no argument from me.

“That Wasn’t Me. That Was Germany”: 50 History Lessons, As Shared By ‘History Told In Memes’

Huh. I saw a video that said Ford met Hitler, but I guess it was BS. Which is shocking that the internet would lie to me (end sarcasm).

“I’m Guessing He Was Very Popular In Prison”: 50 Times Popular Kids Seriously Messed Up

I'm curious why it was necessary to mention that she was Asian

“I’m Guessing He Was Very Popular In Prison”: 50 Times Popular Kids Seriously Messed Up

Why on earth would a school give a kid keys to the school?

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

“I’m Guessing He Was Very Popular In Prison”: 50 Times Popular Kids Seriously Messed Up

Why on earth would a school give a kid keys to the school?

“I’m Guessing He Was Very Popular In Prison”: 50 Times Popular Kids Seriously Messed Up

Hormones and stupidity. Difficult things to manage as a teenager

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on a post 3 days ago

“That Wasn’t Me. That Was Germany”: 50 History Lessons, As Shared By ‘History Told In Memes’

Ford was a notorious anti-semite and even met with Hitler at some point. Just because he didn't start the war didn't mean he didn't support it.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 2 items 4 days ago

"Which Celebrity Faded Away Without Many Realizing It?" (50 Answers)

Her husband, Dennis Quaid, was a notorious chronic cheater who went to zero lengths to hide things. It really wasn’t fair how much that impacted her career.

"Which Celebrity Faded Away Without Many Realizing It?" (50 Answers)

Which is just stupid, because everyone in Hollywood is cheating on everyone else.. it didn't hurt Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie.. it didn't even hurt Russell Crowe, and he knew she was married. Hollywood has some fụcked up standards.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 5 posts 4 days ago

30 Stories About The Worst Job Applicants That Recruiters And Managers Have Ever Interviewed

This person consistently misspells "secretary."

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted an item 5 days ago

"Which Celebrity Faded Away Without Many Realizing It?" (50 Answers)

That is a different Helen Hunt. Helen Hunt the actress is not deaf and was not diagnosed with that disease. The Helen Hunt you are talking about is a much younger woman from England.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 4 items 6 days ago

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on a post 6 days ago

50 Buildings Repurposed In Such Cool Ways, We Just Had To Share Them With You (New Pics)

They turned that Pizza Hut into a Pizza Home.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted an item 1 week ago

This Instagram Account Posts “The Funniest Tweets You’ll Ever Read” (50 New Pics)

Ngl, that's kinda hot. Did you use conditional formatting? Yeah, I bet you did!

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 6 posts 1 week ago

There’s No Such A Thing As A Dumb Question, But These 50 People Proved Everyone Wrong

I had a young lady I worked with (who was Catholic) tell me with indignity that Catholics weren't Christians. Ma'am, Catholics were the first Christians.

There’s No Such A Thing As A Dumb Question, But These 50 People Proved Everyone Wrong

When I had purple hair I had a coworker ask if it was natural (he was joking) and I said, no my dad is the Fruit of the Loom grape. He said "Really??" Here's a picture of the FOTL guys. https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/11/FOTL-6730328cc3c7b.jpg

There’s No Such A Thing As A Dumb Question, But These 50 People Proved Everyone Wrong

I had a young lady I worked with (who was Catholic) tell me with indignity that Catholics weren't Christians. Ma'am, Catholics were the first Christians.

There’s No Such A Thing As A Dumb Question, But These 50 People Proved Everyone Wrong

Just 30 Hilariously Random Posts Shared On This Insta Account (New Pics)

I used to play Black Sabbath on my little sister's Teddy Ruxpin (ask your mom)

30 Random And Interesting Facts And Curiosities Shared On This Dedicated IG Page

It's because of population density. Many parts of the country just don't have enough people to justify the expense.

30 Random And Interesting Facts And Curiosities Shared On This Dedicated IG Page

I never understood women who drag their partners shopping with them.

30 People Who Lost A Best Friend Shared What Happened

I've lost a couple of friendships because they got into MLMs, and every hangout was a hard sell on the program. They lost their whole social circle because of it.

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 3 items 2 weeks ago

30 Random And Interesting Facts And Curiosities Shared On This Dedicated IG Page

Who brings men shopping? Do like my mum taught me, place any non shoppers at the nearest bar, and leave them with an open bill. By the time you come back they'll be watching sports and have made new friends.

“She Thought Our Home Life Was Insane”: 30 People Share Their Weirdest Childhood Home Rules

Worked though didn't it?

30 Random And Interesting Facts And Curiosities Shared On This Dedicated IG Page

“She Thought Our Home Life Was Insane”: 30 People Share Their Weirdest Childhood Home Rules

Worked though didn't it?

“She Thought Our Home Life Was Insane”: 30 People Share Their Weirdest Childhood Home Rules

Reading this, I wouldn't be surprised if the sandwiches were thrown from the door

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 4 posts 2 weeks ago

“She Thought Our Home Life Was Insane”: 30 People Share Their Weirdest Childhood Home Rules

Well, there goes my weekend plans.

“She Thought Our Home Life Was Insane”: 30 People Share Their Weirdest Childhood Home Rules

Why not just buy muffins? They are just cake sans frosting anyway.

“She Thought Our Home Life Was Insane”: 30 People Share Their Weirdest Childhood Home Rules

Well, there goes my weekend plans.

“She Thought Our Home Life Was Insane”: 30 People Share Their Weirdest Childhood Home Rules

Why not just buy muffins? They are just cake sans frosting anyway.

“She Thought Our Home Life Was Insane”: 30 People Share Their Weirdest Childhood Home Rules

I'm pretty sure that's a Gen X thing.

“She Thought Our Home Life Was Insane”: 30 People Share Their Weirdest Childhood Home Rules

Yuck.

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • submitted 5 new posts 5 years ago

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Intriguing Stories Behind The Most Famous Paintings Of All Time (20 New Pics)

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14 Interesting Stories Behind The Most Famous Paintings Of All Time (New Pics)

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14 Interesting Stories Behind Famous Masterpieces

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Stunning Wildlife Photos

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Typical Working Hours Through The Ages

CrunChewy McSandybutt • submitted 20 list additions 5 years ago

Intriguing Stories Behind The Most Famous Paintings Of All Time (20 New Pics)

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 3 posts 13 hours ago

“Lived Like This Until 21”: 50 Times People Found Out Their Bodies Were Different From The ‘Norm’

I get migraines every two weeks or so. I'm hoping menopause will cure it.

“Lived Like This Until 21”: 50 Times People Found Out Their Bodies Were Different From The ‘Norm’

I'm deaf in my left ear. The lack of directional hearing is the most annoying.

“Lived Like This Until 21”: 50 Times People Found Out Their Bodies Were Different From The ‘Norm’

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on a post 1 day ago

50 Times ‘Choosing Beggars’ Got A Harsh Yet Satisfying Reality Check (Best Of All Time)

50 Euro is super cheap for a tattoo.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 4 posts 2 days ago

"Which Celebrity Faded Away Without Many Realizing It?" (50 Answers)

You'll get no argument from me.

“That Wasn’t Me. That Was Germany”: 50 History Lessons, As Shared By ‘History Told In Memes’

Huh. I saw a video that said Ford met Hitler, but I guess it was BS. Which is shocking that the internet would lie to me (end sarcasm).

“I’m Guessing He Was Very Popular In Prison”: 50 Times Popular Kids Seriously Messed Up

I'm curious why it was necessary to mention that she was Asian

“I’m Guessing He Was Very Popular In Prison”: 50 Times Popular Kids Seriously Messed Up

Why on earth would a school give a kid keys to the school?

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on a post 3 days ago

“That Wasn’t Me. That Was Germany”: 50 History Lessons, As Shared By ‘History Told In Memes’

Ford was a notorious anti-semite and even met with Hitler at some point. Just because he didn't start the war didn't mean he didn't support it.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 5 posts 4 days ago

50 Hilarious Memes That Display British Humor At Its Finest

This would be perfect for a computer desk/mini office.

"Which Celebrity Faded Away Without Many Realizing It?" (50 Answers)

A lot of these entries could be answered with a quick Google search. He didn't disappear, he's still working.

"Which Celebrity Faded Away Without Many Realizing It?" (50 Answers)

She cheated on her husband and was then blackballed from the industry.

"Which Celebrity Faded Away Without Many Realizing It?" (50 Answers)

I came here to say just that. Helen Hunt the actor is still working.

30 Stories About The Worst Job Applicants That Recruiters And Managers Have Ever Interviewed

This person consistently misspells "secretary."

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on a post 6 days ago

50 Buildings Repurposed In Such Cool Ways, We Just Had To Share Them With You (New Pics)

They turned that Pizza Hut into a Pizza Home.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 5 posts 1 week ago

There’s No Such A Thing As A Dumb Question, But These 50 People Proved Everyone Wrong

I had a young lady I worked with (who was Catholic) tell me with indignity that Catholics weren't Christians. Ma'am, Catholics were the first Christians.

There’s No Such A Thing As A Dumb Question, But These 50 People Proved Everyone Wrong

Just 30 Hilariously Random Posts Shared On This Insta Account (New Pics)

I used to play Black Sabbath on my little sister's Teddy Ruxpin (ask your mom)

30 Random And Interesting Facts And Curiosities Shared On This Dedicated IG Page

It's because of population density. Many parts of the country just don't have enough people to justify the expense.

30 Random And Interesting Facts And Curiosities Shared On This Dedicated IG Page

I never understood women who drag their partners shopping with them.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 2 items 3 hours ago

“Lived Like This Until 21”: 50 Times People Found Out Their Bodies Were Different From The ‘Norm’

Yes! Can't agree enough!

50 Times ‘Choosing Beggars’ Got A Harsh Yet Satisfying Reality Check (Best Of All Time)

Agree. Where I live 50 Euro or even Dollars get you a stick figure

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 8 items 2 days ago

"Which Celebrity Faded Away Without Many Realizing It?" (50 Answers)

Her husband, Dennis Quaid, was a notorious chronic cheater who went to zero lengths to hide things. It really wasn’t fair how much that impacted her career.

“I’m Guessing He Was Very Popular In Prison”: 50 Times Popular Kids Seriously Messed Up

Hormones and stupidity. Difficult things to manage as a teenager

“I’m Guessing He Was Very Popular In Prison”: 50 Times Popular Kids Seriously Messed Up

Why on earth would a school give a kid keys to the school?

Spray The Perfect Amount Of Oil With The Oil Sprayer For Cooking, A Convenient And Easy-To-Use Kitchen Tool That Dispenses A Fine Mist Of Oil

Blast Away Grease And Grime With The Garbage Disposer Cleaner And Freshener, A Powerful And Easy-To-Use Formula That Cleans, Deodorizes, And Maintains Your Garbage Disposal

Maximize Your Kitchen Space With The Magnetic Stove Top Shelf, A Sturdy And Adjustable Shelf That Attaches Magnetically To Your Stove, Providing A Convenient Spot To Store Spices, Oils, And Other Essentials Within Easy Reach

Elevate Your Shower Game With The Shower Curtain Hooks, A Clever And Practical Solution That Lets You Hang Two Curtains At Once, With Smooth Roller Balls That Glide Effortlessly Along The Rod

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted an item 4 days ago

"Which Celebrity Faded Away Without Many Realizing It?" (50 Answers)

That is a different Helen Hunt. Helen Hunt the actress is not deaf and was not diagnosed with that disease. The Helen Hunt you are talking about is a much younger woman from England.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted an item 6 days ago

This Instagram Account Posts “The Funniest Tweets You’ll Ever Read” (50 New Pics)

Ngl, that's kinda hot. Did you use conditional formatting? Yeah, I bet you did!

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted an item 1 week ago

30 Random And Interesting Facts And Curiosities Shared On This Dedicated IG Page

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

“She Thought Our Home Life Was Insane”: 30 People Share Their Weirdest Childhood Home Rules

Reading this, I wouldn't be surprised if the sandwiches were thrown from the door

“She Thought Our Home Life Was Insane”: 30 People Share Their Weirdest Childhood Home Rules

Worked though didn't it?

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 5 items 3 weeks ago

My Costume This Year

My "Star Trek" DS9-Era Ferengi Costume For Halloween. All Mine Besides The Base Prosthetics

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35 Nostalgic Posts From This Online Community That Perfectly Encapsulate Years Gone By

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“I've Never Been So Ashamed”: 30 Moments That Turned Friends To Strangers In Seconds

I don't know about this one. What veteran on the street is wearing his medals?

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