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CrunChewy McSandybutt

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Many years ago my steaming baby body slid screaming and angry from the great cosmic cloaca and to this day I've managed not to die. Where's my cake?

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on a post 7 hours ago

People Online List The 29 Biggest Scams In History That They Have Witnessed, Spark Discussion Online

Lifelong American here. I'm pretty sure I'm having heart issues, and I can't afford to see a doctor about it. I'm living in a one-bedroom apartment with three other people. This is not the life I was sold.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 2 posts 1 day ago

30 Tragic Celebrity Deaths That Still Haunt Fans

Bernie Mac

30 Tragic Celebrity Deaths That Still Haunt Fans

He was a generational talent. One of the few comedians that could get me cry-laughing.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 3 items 1 day ago

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 2 posts 4 days ago

These 50 Old And Recent Celebrity Photos Are Proof That Time Waits For No One (New Pics)

Billy Joel's versatility is insane. He sings catchy pop tunes and deeply moving social commentary. Love this guy!

These 50 Old And Recent Celebrity Photos Are Proof That Time Waits For No One (New Pics)

Mmm, the voice of my youth.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 3 items 4 days ago

These 50 Old And Recent Celebrity Photos Are Proof That Time Waits For No One (New Pics)

His son looks so much like him , I'd like to see his younger pic side by side of one with his son

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That America is the best place on earth. It's not. Your dreams will be crushed and you'll still be poor if you move here. The American Dream is dead. I've lived here my entire life and I'm poor as f**k.

These 50 Old And Recent Celebrity Photos Are Proof That Time Waits For No One (New Pics)

His son looks so much like him , I'd like to see his younger pic side by side of one with his son

anon reply

These 50 Old And Recent Celebrity Photos Are Proof That Time Waits For No One (New Pics)

Down vote me. But I love their style, and the keep private

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 12 posts 6 days ago

29 Relaxing Ways To Make The Rest Of January Suck Less

This just might make it so I don't neglect my plants to death.

29 Relaxing Ways To Make The Rest Of January Suck Less

That's not a jellyfish. That's a decapitated teddy bear with a buzz cut.

29 Relaxing Ways To Make The Rest Of January Suck Less

This just might make it so I don't neglect my plants to death.

29 Relaxing Ways To Make The Rest Of January Suck Less

That's not a jellyfish. That's a decapitated teddy bear with a buzz cut.

29 Relaxing Ways To Make The Rest Of January Suck Less

It looks like a victim of the bunny mafia.

Living In 3025: 25 Mind-Blowing Gadgets That We Are Drooling Over This Year

pseudoscience

38 Older Adults Share The Technology They Just Won't Use

I like all forms of story media. Books for home, audiobooks for the car, Kindle for travel.

38 Older Adults Share The Technology They Just Won't Use

I don't think self-driving cars can work unless all cars are self-driving. It's exceedingly difficult to predict the chaotic nature of human behavior.

38 Older Adults Share The Technology They Just Won't Use

I was fine with Apple (though I didn't own any of their products) when they were still innovative. Now, they just find new ways to screw their customers out of more money.

38 Older Adults Share The Technology They Just Won't Use

This will probably get downvoted into oblivion - BUT - AI is here, people. And it's not going away. AI is the next big thing akin to the invention of the Internet. I get not wanting to be dependent on it, but if you don't learn how to use it then you will be left behind.

38 Older Adults Share The Technology They Just Won't Use

I agree. I can use my phone for quick easy things, but if I have to do anything detailed, I need to use my laptop.

38 Older Adults Share The Technology They Just Won't Use

Who wants to tell him about the mobile phones?

“My Dad Forgot I Was With Him”: 30 Stories Families Would Rather Pretend Never Happened

I mean, if the great aunt's kids are spending the holidays with grandma, then I suspect that great aunt ain't so great.

“My Dad Forgot I Was With Him”: 30 Stories Families Would Rather Pretend Never Happened

There isn't sex good enough to make a lifetime of family destruction worth it.

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 5 items 6 days ago

29 Relaxing Ways To Make The Rest Of January Suck Less

This just might make it so I don't neglect my plants to death.

29 Relaxing Ways To Make The Rest Of January Suck Less

That's not a jellyfish. That's a decapitated teddy bear with a buzz cut.

29 Relaxing Ways To Make The Rest Of January Suck Less

This just might make it so I don't neglect my plants to death.

29 Relaxing Ways To Make The Rest Of January Suck Less

That's not a jellyfish. That's a decapitated teddy bear with a buzz cut.

Living In 3025: 25 Mind-Blowing Gadgets That We Are Drooling Over This Year

pseudoscience

Living In 3025: 25 Mind-Blowing Gadgets That We Are Drooling Over This Year

I have an old Android tablet that I've repurposed to do this.

Living In 3025: 25 Mind-Blowing Gadgets That We Are Drooling Over This Year

A fridge will do this too.

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

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I don't have a system that automatically puts the blinds down in the evening and somehow my life is still tolerable.

“I Dumped Him A Few Weeks Later”: 30 Gross Things Men Have Told Women Thinking They Were Compliments

Okay, so there are now three of us who, as young teens, had a gyno say this to us. This is actually really disturbing.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 9 posts 1 week ago

Beyond Basic Self-Care: 23 Items That Tackle Real Body Issues

Don't rinse with peroxide. Peroxide kills healthy cells.

Weird Kitchen Science: 25 Strange Tools That Are Actually Genius

Wouldn't normal tongs work just as well?

Beyond Basic Self-Care: 23 Items That Tackle Real Body Issues

Don't rinse with peroxide. Peroxide kills healthy cells.

Weird Kitchen Science: 25 Strange Tools That Are Actually Genius

Wouldn't normal tongs work just as well?

50 Interesting Images And Facts That Are Simply Amazing (New Pics)

I really want to hike in Chilean Patagonia.

50 Interesting Images And Facts That Are Simply Amazing (New Pics)

I doubted this, so I looked it up. According to Snopes, it's true!

50 Interesting Images And Facts That Are Simply Amazing (New Pics)

All of this censorship is starting to feel like Newspeak from the novel 1984.

“It’s So Hard To Make Friends”: Woman Breaks Down After Throwing Lavish Party That No One Went To

I live in Sacramento. I could look her up, I suppose.

“I Dumped Him A Few Weeks Later”: 30 Gross Things Men Have Told Women Thinking They Were Compliments

Yeah, I've been told (when I was much younger) that I have d*ck-sucking lips. Gross.

“I Dumped Him A Few Weeks Later”: 30 Gross Things Men Have Told Women Thinking They Were Compliments

A doctor said that to me when I was 13 at a gyno exam.

“I Dumped Him A Few Weeks Later”: 30 Gross Things Men Have Told Women Thinking They Were Compliments

"I'd rather die alone than be with someone like you" is the proper response.

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted an item 1 week ago

Beyond Basic Self-Care: 23 Items That Tackle Real Body Issues

JC, don't do this. There is a reason for your nose hair. Get a trimmer.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • submitted 5 new posts 5 years ago

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Intriguing Stories Behind The Most Famous Paintings Of All Time (20 New Pics)

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14 Interesting Stories Behind The Most Famous Paintings Of All Time (New Pics)

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Stunning Wildlife Photos

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Typical Working Hours Through The Ages

CrunChewy McSandybutt • submitted 20 list additions 5 years ago

Intriguing Stories Behind The Most Famous Paintings Of All Time (20 New Pics)

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on a post 7 hours ago

People Online List The 29 Biggest Scams In History That They Have Witnessed, Spark Discussion Online

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 2 posts 1 day ago

30 Tragic Celebrity Deaths That Still Haunt Fans

Bernie Mac

30 Tragic Celebrity Deaths That Still Haunt Fans

He was a generational talent. One of the few comedians that could get me cry-laughing.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 2 posts 4 days ago

These 50 Old And Recent Celebrity Photos Are Proof That Time Waits For No One (New Pics)

Billy Joel's versatility is insane. He sings catchy pop tunes and deeply moving social commentary. Love this guy!

These 50 Old And Recent Celebrity Photos Are Proof That Time Waits For No One (New Pics)

Mmm, the voice of my youth.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 12 posts 6 days ago

29 Relaxing Ways To Make The Rest Of January Suck Less

This just might make it so I don't neglect my plants to death.

29 Relaxing Ways To Make The Rest Of January Suck Less

That's not a jellyfish. That's a decapitated teddy bear with a buzz cut.

29 Relaxing Ways To Make The Rest Of January Suck Less

It looks like a victim of the bunny mafia.

Living In 3025: 25 Mind-Blowing Gadgets That We Are Drooling Over This Year

pseudoscience

38 Older Adults Share The Technology They Just Won't Use

I like all forms of story media. Books for home, audiobooks for the car, Kindle for travel.

38 Older Adults Share The Technology They Just Won't Use

I don't think self-driving cars can work unless all cars are self-driving. It's exceedingly difficult to predict the chaotic nature of human behavior.

38 Older Adults Share The Technology They Just Won't Use

I was fine with Apple (though I didn't own any of their products) when they were still innovative. Now, they just find new ways to screw their customers out of more money.

38 Older Adults Share The Technology They Just Won't Use

I agree. I can use my phone for quick easy things, but if I have to do anything detailed, I need to use my laptop.

38 Older Adults Share The Technology They Just Won't Use

Who wants to tell him about the mobile phones?

“My Dad Forgot I Was With Him”: 30 Stories Families Would Rather Pretend Never Happened

I mean, if the great aunt's kids are spending the holidays with grandma, then I suspect that great aunt ain't so great.

“My Dad Forgot I Was With Him”: 30 Stories Families Would Rather Pretend Never Happened

There isn't sex good enough to make a lifetime of family destruction worth it.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • commented on 3 posts 1 week ago

Beyond Basic Self-Care: 23 Items That Tackle Real Body Issues

Don't rinse with peroxide. Peroxide kills healthy cells.

Weird Kitchen Science: 25 Strange Tools That Are Actually Genius

Wouldn't normal tongs work just as well?

50 Interesting Images And Facts That Are Simply Amazing (New Pics)

I really want to hike in Chilean Patagonia.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted an item 9 hours ago

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CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 5 items 1 day ago

30 Tragic Celebrity Deaths That Still Haunt Fans

Chester Bennington for me. I think his death was actually the first celebrity I cried over. RIP Chester

30 Tragic Celebrity Deaths That Still Haunt Fans

Sean Lock was a tough one for me.

30 Tragic Celebrity Deaths That Still Haunt Fans

Freddie Mercury

This Wall Mounted Folding Desk Is The Murphy Bed Answer To A Home Office

For A Work-From-Home Station That Takes Up No Space, Check Out This Folding Desk

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 2 items 4 days ago

These 50 Old And Recent Celebrity Photos Are Proof That Time Waits For No One (New Pics)

Down vote me. But I love their style, and the keep private

These 50 Old And Recent Celebrity Photos Are Proof That Time Waits For No One (New Pics)

His son looks so much like him , I'd like to see his younger pic side by side of one with his son

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 3 items 6 days ago

Living In 3025: 25 Mind-Blowing Gadgets That We Are Drooling Over This Year

pseudoscience

29 Relaxing Ways To Make The Rest Of January Suck Less

This just might make it so I don't neglect my plants to death.

29 Relaxing Ways To Make The Rest Of January Suck Less

That's not a jellyfish. That's a decapitated teddy bear with a buzz cut.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 5 items 6 days ago

Living In 3025: 25 Mind-Blowing Gadgets That We Are Drooling Over This Year

I have an old Android tablet that I've repurposed to do this.

Living In 3025: 25 Mind-Blowing Gadgets That We Are Drooling Over This Year

A fridge will do this too.

Catch Some Quality Z's And Tunes With The Sleepmask With Built-In Bluetooth Headphones - Side Sleepers Rejoice, You Can Finally Listen To Podcasts Without Earbuds Digging Into Your Ear

Flea-Surgeon reply

I don't have a system that automatically puts the blinds down in the evening and somehow my life is still tolerable.

“I Dumped Him A Few Weeks Later”: 30 Gross Things Men Have Told Women Thinking They Were Compliments

Okay, so there are now three of us who, as young teens, had a gyno say this to us. This is actually really disturbing.

CrunChewy McSandybutt • upvoted 4 items 1 week ago

Beyond Basic Self-Care: 23 Items That Tackle Real Body Issues

JC, don't do this. There is a reason for your nose hair. Get a trimmer.

The Braun Epilator Makes Quick Work Of Unwanted Hair, Leaving You With Silky, Salon-Fresh Results In The Comfort Of Your Own Home

A Brighter Smile, A Brighter You: The Teeth Whitening Pen Is A Quick And Easy Way To Add Some Sparkle To Your Daily Routine

Weird Kitchen Science: 25 Strange Tools That Are Actually Genius

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