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Cornelia Körner

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Winter is coming!

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Iron Man is technically a FEmale. I will down vote myself on the way out....

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I saw A head on collision between two SUV’s on a remote section of road near Jasper. Approximately 100km from the closet hospital. I was first on the scene, pulled bodies from burning vehicles after breaking windows, my shirt caught on fire pulling people out. I attempted CPR with two other people on 4 of the six people, until they past away in our arms. Their bodies were broken, or CPR was not possible due to severe facial injuries and pneumothorax. One man kept reaching up to me asking me if he was going to die, and telling me he couldn’t breath, but his lungs were obviously perforated, I breathed for him until he passed away. I told him he was loved and was with people who cared for him. The vehicles caught on fire, causing a forest all around us and had to be put out with a helicopter hours later. During the hour that it took for EMS to get to the scene a bear walked through the scene, and we had to constantly scare it away, probably due to the smell of blood. I watched 2 people burn to death because I could not reach them through the fire, I promise I tried to save them. I was covered in blood, body fluids, bone chips, and a tooth stuck in my knee. There was a baby laying face down on the road and it was placed on what I thought was the mom while doing CPR. In the end, the baby and mother were the only ones of all 8 who lived. So many peoples lives were destroyed that day. I still have ptsd from the experience. I often feel like I failed at saving people, but their bodies were so severely damaged. Smells, sounds, textures, were all so vivid that I get flashbacks, I’m emotional writing this. Since then, I have had many horrifying dreams, but the dreams that stand out most are dreams of meeting the people who passed. In the dreams they tell me positive words of encouragement and appreciation, even laughs and jokes about life. It’s weird. Please drive safe, love each other. I tried everything I could do to help, I promise to god I tried. Edit; I sincerely thank you all for the outpouring of kind, loving and positive thoughts and comments! I am at peace with the events of that day and very happy in life! I’m sincerely not a hero, I was just trying to help where I thought I could. Whenever I think about that day I just think about hugging the loved ones of the people who lost their loved ones. Spread that love around and we will all be hero’s! If you were involved, or know anyone at the scene, please reach out to me!

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“Artistic talent runs through my family. In fact, it practically stampedes.” - Owl, Winnie the Pooh

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“Some people are worth melting for… just maybe not right this second.” - Olaf, Frozen

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Meant to be funny but chihuahuas get a bad rap. Second most murdered breed of dog behind the pit bull in shelters. Chihuahuas are actually a super intelligent breed, and were originally a working dog (hunting rats and mice). Like all Dogs, they need training, love, and to stay busy. They are more prone to aggression as their growls and other warnings don’t deter humans and other predators (people will back off from a growling German Shepard). When warnings don’t work, they move to biting. They are easily injured so they experience more trauma and react more strongly. I’ve fostered many chihuahuas and they are wonderful, loyal, intelligent, and silly. None of them barked excessively.

Cornelia Körner

Cornelia Körner

The ‘World Beauties And Wonders’ Facebook Page Showcases The Most Interesting Discoveries Around The World, Here Are 50 Of The Best

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