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wow that's fantastic • upvoted 40 items 3 years ago

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

For thinking we’d fall for your bullshit story. BTW, I’ll bet the truth is more like, if someone held a gun to your head, you’d empty your bladder and your bowels would automatically open wide.

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

I grew up with a mom like this and you are 100% correct. That child is going to be mom's emotional support person which is going to royally screw them up.

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

For thinking we’d fall for your bullshit story. BTW, I’ll bet the truth is more like, if someone held a gun to your head, you’d empty your bladder and your bowels would automatically open wide.

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

I grew up with a mom like this and you are 100% correct. That child is going to be mom's emotional support person which is going to royally screw them up.

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

1. It's a joke. 2. This woman could be one of the most beautiful on earth but it can't hide her ugly as f**k personality.

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

I read "Attempted homicide". Inject essential oils into anything but a ball of cotton, and bad things happen. Never seen it, but read a couple journal articles on what it does to lab rodents. Yeah, no, don't. Just don't. Toxicity from overuse on skin is bad enough!

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

Imaginary teachers do that sometimes..

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

It might even literally be snake oil!

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

She had one job,..just make the fake kid older.

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

Oh please, I have been killing dragons for a decade. And I´m a walking cat with a human husband.

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

In a straitjacket!

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

Uh-huh, in sticky sheets, no doubt.

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

And then they had sex and everybody clapped.

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

He swore to God. Imagine 'god' profile also replying: Stop using me for your lies, Mike.

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

Fanger according to True Blood

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

I can believe that someone in a bar actually said that, after a beer or twelve.

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

They are murderers in my eyes. They lie and naive people leave chemo to seek their bullshit oils and of course die.

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

Ratsack and Draino in the meth again

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

Socialism! UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE!!!!!!

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

No he offered her 100 then got a closer look and asked for a refund

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

Decided to turn lesbian, it's not like deciding to wear jeans instead of shorts today lol.

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Idiot

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

I hope you don't mind him losing his fertility to a totally preventable case of the mumps, and having no biological grandchildren?

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This one really annoys me! These self entitled, self absorbed mental midgets really think they have it that bad. It’s disrespectful and disgusting

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I'm positive this is the same person who would be convinced dihydrogen monoxide is super toxic too.

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

The most unbelievable part is that a teacher thought it would be a good idea to tell his students his religious beliefs in class.... I'm a teacher and most of us know that that's a recipe for disaster.

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Lol, this one should be number one for the massive cringe value.

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now I want to know what a "vamphobic slur" is

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

Because we all know when the universe began, the big bang and all that, monkeys were already well established 🤦‍♀️ not even apes, he said monkeys. Zero effort

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And then he woke up.

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

What I read here is "I fantasized about committing assault on strangers to to promote my snake oil"

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Give the manager a raise.

50 Of The Most Clever Comebacks Ever Screenshotted (New Pics)

He was actually pretty religious himself though

Mhmm, Yeah Sure It Was

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i did

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what are we supposed to say, hellaw?

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to the 69th upvote: you know what you were doing.

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aspirations

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lol

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"want to play on your xbox?" "why does everyone in this family treat me like trash it's SOOOO unfair! look at my brother he..."

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took me a while

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30 Of The Funniest Petrol Shortage Jokes And Memes As Twitter Reacts To The UK’s Panic Buying

electric car owners:

30 Of The Funniest Petrol Shortage Jokes And Memes As Twitter Reacts To The UK’s Panic Buying

boris johnson might be just eating up his own words rn

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these are just perfection

Artist Makes 30 Honest Sticky Notes That Sum Up Your Life As An Adult (New Pics)

math when we were 9

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genius again

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wrong post lol

Artist Makes 30 Honest Sticky Notes That Sum Up Your Life As An Adult (New Pics)

the petrol as wlel

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if you make a shitton of typos sometimes spellcheck works

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what thing

Artist Makes 30 Honest Sticky Notes That Sum Up Your Life As An Adult (New Pics)

my bad habits lead to wide eyes stare into space

wow that's fantastic • upvoted 20 items 3 years ago

50 Of The Most Clever Comebacks Ever Screenshotted (New Pics)

He was actually pretty religious himself though

50 Of The Most Clever Comebacks Ever Screenshotted (New Pics)

I can imagine Darwin spitting his tea reading this.

50 Of The Most Clever Comebacks Ever Screenshotted (New Pics)

Give the manager a raise.

50 Of The Most Clever Comebacks Ever Screenshotted (New Pics)

What cashier?

50 Of The Most Clever Comebacks Ever Screenshotted (New Pics)

She wrote a song called "I'm every woman"

50 Of The Most Clever Comebacks Ever Screenshotted (New Pics)

What a prick. I'm against violence, but that idiot was screaming for it.

He Was Asking For It!

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

I can believe that someone in a bar actually said that, after a beer or twelve.

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

For thinking we’d fall for your bullshit story. BTW, I’ll bet the truth is more like, if someone held a gun to your head, you’d empty your bladder and your bowels would automatically open wide.

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

I'm positive this is the same person who would be convinced dihydrogen monoxide is super toxic too.

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

Oh please, I have been killing dragons for a decade. And I´m a walking cat with a human husband.

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

Socialism! UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE!!!!!!

Her Jaw Dropped

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1. It's a joke. 2. This woman could be one of the most beautiful on earth but it can't hide her ugly as f**k personality.

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

No he offered her 100 then got a closer look and asked for a refund

Sure He Did Aubrey

This Online Community Shares "Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened" And Here're 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

Idiot

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Fanger according to True Blood

And All Vampires Clapped

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now I want to know what a "vamphobic slur" is

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