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Colt Rome

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Colt Rome • commented on 19 posts 2 years ago

This Instagram Account Celebrates Hilariously Sarcastic Memes, Here Are 50 Of The Best

I can't put my arms down waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

40 Funny Posts Of People Grasping The Reality That They're Old Now, As Shared On This Online Group

It looks like the one in home alone in the panicking packing scene

This Instagram Account Celebrates Hilariously Sarcastic Memes, Here Are 50 Of The Best

I can't put my arms down waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

40 Funny Posts Of People Grasping The Reality That They're Old Now, As Shared On This Online Group

It looks like the one in home alone in the panicking packing scene

I Create Cartoons About Modern Life, And Here's What I've Done So Far (40 Pics)

I came in like a wrecking ballllllllllllllllll

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And feasts on your screams (thunder!) You telling this story, or am I? I'm sorry, mi vida, go on (óye, Mariano's on his way) Bruno says, "It looks like rain" (a seven-foot frame, rats along his back) In doing so, he floods my brain Married in a hurricane He's here! Don't talk about Bruno, no! (Why did I talk about Bruno?) Not a word about Bruno I never should've brought up Bruno!

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We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no! We don't talk about Bruno... but It was my wedding day It was our wedding day We were getting ready, and there wasn't a cloud in the sky No clouds allowed in the sky Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin- Thunder!! You telling this story, or am I? I'm sorry, mi vida, go on Bruno says, "It looks like rain" Why did he tell us? In doing so, he floods my brain Abuela, get the umbrellas Married in a hurricane What a joyous day... but anyway We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no! We don't talk about Bruno! Hey! Grew to live in fear of Bruno stuttering or stumbling I could always hear him sort of muttering and mumbling I associate him with the sound of falling sand, ch-ch-ch It's a heavy lift, with a gift so humbling Always left Abuela and the family fumbling Grappling with prophecies they couldn't understand Do you understand? A seven-foot frame Rats along his back When he calls your name It all fades to black Yeah, he sees your dreams

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Colt Rome • upvoted 21 items 2 years ago

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I couldn't say anything but...awww♡

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I've seen it and whooo wee he just loves anarchy

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I couldn't say anything but...awww♡

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I've seen it and whooo wee he just loves anarchy

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Look at the way he is sitting.

Funny, Jokes

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Plot twist: his name is John and he has to pee somewhere else now

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Look at this distinguished gentleman!

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Why spread hate, when you can make everyone's day better with kitty!!!

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We don't talk about brunoooo

We All Shall Applaud The Jellyfish!!

Hmmm, Indeed I Say

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WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BRUNO NO NO NO

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brotherly would be good if I felt that from my bro.

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Aww! Sisterly love is the best <3

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Cake. Give me cake.

Office-Struggles-Memes

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They did color in between the lines.

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Colt Rome • submitted 3 new posts 3 years ago

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Colt Rome • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago

This Instagram Account Celebrates Hilariously Sarcastic Memes, Here Are 50 Of The Best

I can't put my arms down waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

40 Funny Posts Of People Grasping The Reality That They're Old Now, As Shared On This Online Group

It looks like the one in home alone in the panicking packing scene

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I came in like a wrecking ballllllllllllllllll

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50 First-World Anarchists Who Couldn't Care Less About Your Rules (New Pics)

Lexi Rivera disapproves LOL

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I've seen it and whooo wee he just loves anarchy

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🤣🤣🤣 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Nemo's gonna touch the butt!

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*immediately crashes into school*

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Googly wars shakey vs shity

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Why not add feet?

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Look at the way he is sitting.

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This reply should BEE better than the first

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Ice Cream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Pika Pika KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Pokemon vs. Dragonball Z

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Same at school and teachers

40 Work-Related Memes From This Insta Account To Make You Laugh Then Cry

brotherly would be good if I felt that from my bro.

50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day

They did color in between the lines.

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Get a good cold Duff beer official beer of the springfield atoms

Colt Rome • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

40 Funny Posts Of People Grasping The Reality That They're Old Now, As Shared On This Online Group

Honestly: I did see this picture in a different BP post and: yes, I was absolutely thrilled and thought I need to get this for my little recreation cabin in the mountains!

30 Funny Couple Memes That Are Hilariously Relatable

I couldn't say anything but...awww♡

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WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BRUNO NO NO NO

Company Came Up With A Networking Strategy And 30 Twitter Users Transformed It Into Memes

We don't talk about brunoooo

50 First-World Anarchists Who Couldn't Care Less About Your Rules (New Pics)

I've seen it and whooo wee he just loves anarchy

50 First-World Anarchists Who Couldn't Care Less About Your Rules (New Pics)

One tiny scene in a movie most people never saw, “Joe vs the Volcano” immediately comes to mind. Early in the movie, Tom Hanks (who plays Joe) works in the basement of an uber-depressing office building, and every day has to pass by a large round handle (for water? Steam? F**k if I know), with an equally large sign that says “Do Not Touch”. As his own personal passive-aggressive act of anarchy, he repeatedly makes a point of touching it when he passes it. Every. Single. Time. And that scene has stuck with me ever since I saw the movie—-in 1990, so 30 years. BTW, the warning sign is total bullshit, since absolutely nothing happens when he touches it.

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🤣 "her name is really derek"

Funny, Jokes

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Potato is very impactful, starchy.

We All Shall Applaud The Jellyfish!!

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Plot twist: his name is John and he has to pee somewhere else now

‘Mildly Vandalised’: 50 Examples Of Funny And Harmless Vandalism (New Pics)

Look at the way he is sitting.

Hmmm, Indeed I Say

‘Mildly Vandalised’: 50 Examples Of Funny And Harmless Vandalism (New Pics)

Look at this distinguished gentleman!

‘Mildly Vandalised’: 50 Examples Of Funny And Harmless Vandalism (New Pics)

Why spread hate, when you can make everyone's day better with kitty!!!

40 Work-Related Memes From This Insta Account To Make You Laugh Then Cry

Cake. Give me cake.

40 Work-Related Memes From This Insta Account To Make You Laugh Then Cry

Pika Pika KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Pokemon vs. Dragonball Z

Office-Struggles-Memes

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