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J • commented on 33 posts 1 year ago

“Vandalism For Humanity”: Wholesome Instances Of Chaotic Good (50 Pics)

Yeah, let´s go Brandon indeed.

50 Times People Disrespected Food In The Worst Ways And Were Shamed On This Online Page

looks like possibly potatoes

“Vandalism For Humanity”: Wholesome Instances Of Chaotic Good (50 Pics)

Yeah, let´s go Brandon indeed.

50 Times People Disrespected Food In The Worst Ways And Were Shamed On This Online Page

looks like possibly potatoes

50 Times People Disrespected Food In The Worst Ways And Were Shamed On This Online Page

Hold on... Wait... Running calculations... Might not be too bad actually, but I wouldn´t try it out of fear.

50 Hilarious Memes Shared Every Hour By This Twitter Account

And so, nobody used it.

50 Examples Of "Sigma Males" Shared By This Twitter Account

OP, I think your boyfriend and that guy are starting a fight club.

These 50 ‘Mildly Interesting’ Things May Leave You Delighted Or Disturbed (New Pics)

garbagemoflauge

“Store Of Fact”: 50 Fascinating Bits Of Information That May Have You Learn Something New Today

no need to scream man

“Store Of Fact”: 50 Fascinating Bits Of Information That May Have You Learn Something New Today

I´m pretty sure they actually did that because Gandhi was an a*****e.

50 Spot-On Food Memes That Are Funny Because They're True, As Shared On This Facebook Page

I personally could live with substitutes for pasta and milk.

50 'Spicy Memes' To Get You Through The Day With A Smile

And I´m colorblind.

30 Pics That Might Make You Uncomfortable And Might Even Scare You

explain this athiests!!!!!1!1111!!!1111!!

40 Memes Which Roll Back Time To The Good Old-Fashioned Past, As Posted By This Instagram Account

that´s not very nice

30 Times People Found A Way To Get Revenge On A Terrible Ex

Somber, Bittersweet, Parting?

“Nobody Lives There”: 30 Americans Reveal The Most Brutal And Hilarious Stereotypes They Hold About Each State

I, San Franciscan, claim that we are not SoCal or NorCal, but somewhere in between. You got SoCal, obviously, which is like either really effing hot or deathly cold, then you got NorCal, which is just redwoods, tourist traps, and coffee shops, then in the middle you´re either in the Bay Area (SF), or almond/orange/avocado/lemon farms.

“Men Writing Women”: 30 Times Male Authors Wrote Female Characters So Poorly, It's Almost Like They've Never Met A Woman Before (New Pics)

I´m sure it´s even more painful than severe radiation poisoning and its wonderful burning sensation of your body rotting with you inside.

30 Hilarious Cinephile Memes To Entertain You While You Debate On What To Watch Tonight

gee oreatn sirsng ttmd Mcoeo.

30 Hilarious Cinephile Memes To Entertain You While You Debate On What To Watch Tonight

s, bro.

Living Well On A Budget: 50 Practical Tips From Frugal People Who Have Mastered The Art Of Saving Money (New Pics)

Does it let you pick what you get? I know it´s hard for some apps to do that because not all the food is thrown out, but it would just make it so much easier for me to use these kinds of apps if they just let me pick the groceries I receive.

50 Times Parents Thought They Were Setting Up Their Kid With A Unique Name, Only For It To Be A “Tragedeigh”

Ynnsayne parents naowadais, it´s shocking to see that they have no idea it´s a bad name.

50 Online Shopping Fails That Are Both Hilarious And Concerning

better imo

30 Things That America Does Better Than Many Other Countries, According To Folks In This Online Group

I believe that OP is really just pointing out the hotspots. Centers for ethnicities, like restaurants, or temples, or anything like that can be found even in some of the smallest towns.

50 Real-Life Photos That Look More Like A Video Game Or A Movie Set Than Reality (New Pics)

Stanley walked through the red door...

“Human Body Facts That Will 100% Trigger You”: 27 Obscure Yet Terrifying Facts About Us Revealed By This TikToker

But the thing is, whose child's skull is that? why does that guy have it?

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The titular admittance is seconded by me.

50 Pics Of "Food With Threatening Auras" That Might Ruin Your Appetite

yay broccoli

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I have a feeling you've never had a Krispy Kreme donut.

Folks Crack Up At These 40 Posts That Ridicule Robots And Computers, As Shared In This Dedicated Online Group

What a beautiful poem.

“Do Not Mess With These Tough People”: 30 Times People Tried So Hard To Look Tough, They Ended Up Being Laughed At (New Pics)

I'm pretty sure this a joke.

50 Hilarious Science Memes That Prove That Science Can Be Funny, As Shared On This Instagram Page

thi + c^2

"That Was It For Me": People Share 40 Ridiculous Movie Moments That Ruined It For Them

That's the point of that scene. In that scene, he's not thinking. He's desperate to get the required motion right. OP missed the point.

30 Honest And Relatable Comics Exploring Societal Standards By Lainey Molnar (New Pics)

“Oddly Terrifying”: 50 Times People Spotted Creepy Things And Just Had To Share Them (New Pics)

schizophrenic people get really good at drawing before death. Huh.

50 Of The Worst Examples Of “Shrinkflation” Shared In This Online Group (New Pics)

What it is is delicious. I get it every time.

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J • upvoted 7 items 1 year ago

“Store Of Fact”: 50 Fascinating Bits Of Information That May Have You Learn Something New Today

I´m pretty sure they actually did that because Gandhi was an a*****e.

50 Times Restaurant Clients Reached New Heights Of Evil (New Pics)

Bit of an assumption. Maybe the dude wanted to look at the kitchens. Maybe he's neurodiverse and wanted to know the inner workings. Maybe he knows someone and was waiting and checking if they were done yet. All mine are assumptions, your assumption went straight to the worst option.

“Store Of Fact”: 50 Fascinating Bits Of Information That May Have You Learn Something New Today

I´m pretty sure they actually did that because Gandhi was an a*****e.

50 Times Restaurant Clients Reached New Heights Of Evil (New Pics)

el_goyo_rojo reply

7th grader: but he's the one who started it. Me: well it takes two to tango. 7th grader: but it only takes one to break dance Student then begins break dancing.

inksmudgedhands reply

I really like the diversity in this country. How anyone can be an American. And you have no idea who is American and who is not. That's my favorite thing. You have no idea who is just sightseeing, who is visiting family, who is here on a student VISA versus who is actually American. So, until someone says otherwise, we are going to assume you are American. Doesn't matter how thick your accent is. Doesn't matter how you dress. You are American until otherwise noticed. Also, I love how quickly we adopt things from our immigrants and declare it American. It's like, "What are you eating? Is it delicious? Let me try some of that. Oh, God, this *is* delicious. Go open up a restaurant. More people should be eating this. And now it's part of the American fabric." I love how the American tongue is such a mutt language. How quickly we adapt non-English words and more often than not pronounce them how they would be pronounced in their Native tongue. We don't try make them more English like the way the French will French up foreign words. I like how it's easy to correct an American by saying, "It's actually pronounced this way." And they will have a go at trying to say it correctly rather than huff and puff and try to make *you* change the way you say it. Language is so adaptable here. It's far more forgiving than other languages. You can butcher it up here and as long as we understand the idea of what you are trying convey, you will get a pass. I think it's why it is such a juggernaut on a global stage. Yes, we have language rules but the native speakers will mostly ignore them in order to communicate better.

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My partner isn’t a f*****g idiot, but she is impulsive and sometimes… that’s basically the same thing. It’s gotten to the point where we joke about her “Skittles moments”, so named because of the time she accidentally dropped a Skittle and didn’t realize it until it melted into her fitted bedsheet. Without thinking and before I could stop her, she calmly grabbed a pair of scissors and cut out the offending part of the sheet. She was completely calm about it until she picked up the cut sheet piece and what she did fully sunk in. She was very sad, that was a favorite set. Similar dubious decision making happens only every few months, but it is hilarious (and exasperating) every time

Funny-Smart-Memes-Memesonscience

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About 20 years ago I was watching a tv show about a guy in Australia who feeds the homeless. At the end they interviewed a few of the homeless who all said he was great, and their names flashed up on the bottom of the screen. One of the guys had the same name as my brother, who I hadn't seen for about 15 years. I looked at the screen, squinted...and there under the dirt and grime was my brother, who was an addict and lost touch with us years ago. I called the tv program and got the name of the feeder guy, he contacted my brother and passed on my phone number. A couple of days later I got a call and told him he could come live with me. And he did. He moved in at my place, then the next morning went up the road to get a newspaper to look for a job (this was about 2000) Came back and he'd found someone advertising for English teachers in China. He asked me what I thought...I said, what have you got to lose? So off he went. And loved it. Kept telling me to go too, so six months later I quit my job, sold my car, moved everything I wanted to keep over to my older brother's place...and left for China. I was there for 18 years. I met a girl, got married, bought an apartment, had two kids. Then the Hong Kong troubles came and I moved back to Australia a few months ago. And it all started from watching a tv show and seeing a name I knew.

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J • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

“Vandalism For Humanity”: Wholesome Instances Of Chaotic Good (50 Pics)

Yeah, let´s go Brandon indeed.

50 Times People Disrespected Food In The Worst Ways And Were Shamed On This Online Page

looks like possibly potatoes

50 Times People Disrespected Food In The Worst Ways And Were Shamed On This Online Page

Hold on... Wait... Running calculations... Might not be too bad actually, but I wouldn´t try it out of fear.

50 Hilarious Memes Shared Every Hour By This Twitter Account

And so, nobody used it.

50 Examples Of "Sigma Males" Shared By This Twitter Account

OP, I think your boyfriend and that guy are starting a fight club.

These 50 ‘Mildly Interesting’ Things May Leave You Delighted Or Disturbed (New Pics)

garbagemoflauge

“Store Of Fact”: 50 Fascinating Bits Of Information That May Have You Learn Something New Today

no need to scream man

“Store Of Fact”: 50 Fascinating Bits Of Information That May Have You Learn Something New Today

I´m pretty sure they actually did that because Gandhi was an a*****e.

50 Spot-On Food Memes That Are Funny Because They're True, As Shared On This Facebook Page

I personally could live with substitutes for pasta and milk.

50 'Spicy Memes' To Get You Through The Day With A Smile

And I´m colorblind.

30 Pics That Might Make You Uncomfortable And Might Even Scare You

explain this athiests!!!!!1!1111!!!1111!!

40 Memes Which Roll Back Time To The Good Old-Fashioned Past, As Posted By This Instagram Account

that´s not very nice

30 Times People Found A Way To Get Revenge On A Terrible Ex

Somber, Bittersweet, Parting?

“Nobody Lives There”: 30 Americans Reveal The Most Brutal And Hilarious Stereotypes They Hold About Each State

“Men Writing Women”: 30 Times Male Authors Wrote Female Characters So Poorly, It's Almost Like They've Never Met A Woman Before (New Pics)

I´m sure it´s even more painful than severe radiation poisoning and its wonderful burning sensation of your body rotting with you inside.

30 Hilarious Cinephile Memes To Entertain You While You Debate On What To Watch Tonight

gee oreatn sirsng ttmd Mcoeo.

30 Hilarious Cinephile Memes To Entertain You While You Debate On What To Watch Tonight

s, bro.

Living Well On A Budget: 50 Practical Tips From Frugal People Who Have Mastered The Art Of Saving Money (New Pics)

50 Times Parents Thought They Were Setting Up Their Kid With A Unique Name, Only For It To Be A “Tragedeigh”

Ynnsayne parents naowadais, it´s shocking to see that they have no idea it´s a bad name.

50 Online Shopping Fails That Are Both Hilarious And Concerning

better imo

J • upvoted 7 items 1 year ago

el_goyo_rojo reply

7th grader: but he's the one who started it. Me: well it takes two to tango. 7th grader: but it only takes one to break dance Student then begins break dancing.