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Easily Excitable Panda • commented on 2 posts 4 months ago

30 Cat Memes That Might Make You Say "That's Literally Me"

This was downright depressing!

30 Cat Memes That Might Make You Say "That's Literally Me"

I just logged in for the first time in months to say that this is the most goddamn depressing thing I've ever seen.

Easily Excitable Panda • upvoted 4 items 4 months ago

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Easily Excitable Panda • upvoted 4 items 6 months ago

Improbable Doesn’t Mean Impossible: 35 Unlikely Events People Experienced

Imperal or metric bananas?

“I’ll Never Be Able To Forget”: 30 People Reveal How They Exposed Their Cheating Partner

It's always the same, starts with some simple addition, subtraction, multiplication and division. Next thing you know, she's using letters and solving for 'x'. Math addiction - it's dangerous, and will lead to migraines if you don't know what you're doing.

Improbable Doesn’t Mean Impossible: 35 Unlikely Events People Experienced

Imperal or metric bananas?

“I’ll Never Be Able To Forget”: 30 People Reveal How They Exposed Their Cheating Partner

Improbable Doesn’t Mean Impossible: 35 Unlikely Events People Experienced

Wrong unit of measure. Bananas are for length, coconuts or avocados for weight.

Improbable Doesn’t Mean Impossible: 35 Unlikely Events People Experienced

Musa Ingens .. Giant Banana.. That may be the species .. it's baby size but I'm not sure about weight

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Easily Excitable Panda • commented on 2 posts 6 months ago

Improbable Doesn’t Mean Impossible: 35 Unlikely Events People Experienced

It's honestly not that far, esp. if they started out in Manhattan. How random it is depends on where the OP is originally from.

Improbable Doesn’t Mean Impossible: 35 Unlikely Events People Experienced

One, assuming the banana is just under 12 pounds.

Easily Excitable Panda • commented on a post 8 months ago

This Online Community With 1.7 Million Members Is A True Comedy Heaven (50 New Posts)

You're back! Yayyyy! First Feathered Dinosaur, now you! And donut! Panda life is good again!

Easily Excitable Panda • commented on 8 posts 1 year ago

“Unit 731”: 45 Dark Historical Events And Facts That People Don’t Like To Talk About

Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle are the first people without royal lineage of some kind to marry into the British Royal Family in several hundred years.

“Hell No”: 50 Times This Online Group Made People’s Palms Sweat With Just Images

Run, Gi Hun!

“Unit 731”: 45 Dark Historical Events And Facts That People Don’t Like To Talk About

Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle are the first people without royal lineage of some kind to marry into the British Royal Family in several hundred years.

“Hell No”: 50 Times This Online Group Made People’s Palms Sweat With Just Images

Run, Gi Hun!

“Hell No”: 50 Times This Online Group Made People’s Palms Sweat With Just Images

“If it’s white, say good night.”

"Find A Farm And Have A Better Life": Woman Shocked After She Checked Husband's Dashcam Footage

That man is pure evil.

“She Got In”: 30 Of The Worst College Admission Essays Shared In This Thread

It’s a spice; it tastes like soap to about half the population, including me.

“She Got In”: 30 Of The Worst College Admission Essays Shared In This Thread

We’re screwed.

30 False History Facts That Were Really Taught In Schools, But Did Not Stand The Test Of Time

It’s not a myth; the OP was wrong. So you need not be confused! :)

Women Share What Their Equivalent Of Men’s Obsession With The Roman Empire Looks Like

This is possibly the stupidest thing I’ve ever read in my life.

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Easily Excitable Panda • upvoted 19 items 1 year ago

“Unit 731”: 45 Dark Historical Events And Facts That People Don’t Like To Talk About

Most Christian holidays were some kind of pagan holiday. And most stories in the Bible existed elsewhere long before they showed up in the bible.

“Being Able To Fix Things Yourself”: 30 Things Young People Find Odd That Used To Be Normal

Hell, I'll take a well constructed argument nowadays.

“Unit 731”: 45 Dark Historical Events And Facts That People Don’t Like To Talk About

Most Christian holidays were some kind of pagan holiday. And most stories in the Bible existed elsewhere long before they showed up in the bible.

“Being Able To Fix Things Yourself”: 30 Things Young People Find Odd That Used To Be Normal

Hell, I'll take a well constructed argument nowadays.

“Unit 731”: 45 Dark Historical Events And Facts That People Don’t Like To Talk About

Why? It was a war. Nothing is sacrosanct.

“Unit 731”: 45 Dark Historical Events And Facts That People Don’t Like To Talk About

Looking at you, Werner von Braun...

"Find A Farm And Have A Better Life": Woman Shocked After She Checked Husband's Dashcam Footage

He’s an abusive, gaslighting controlling piece of bug s**t. Get as far away as fast as you can!

“Hell No”: 50 Times This Online Group Made People’s Palms Sweat With Just Images

I never want to be able to relate to this

"Find A Farm And Have A Better Life": Woman Shocked After She Checked Husband's Dashcam Footage

Drop that pathetic meat sack of a husband like he tried to drop Ellie. You do that to a pooch, you are a nothing more than a walking, talking cesspool to me >:-(

“Hell No”: 50 Times This Online Group Made People’s Palms Sweat With Just Images

You'd be surprised the amount of stupid things people do for "wows" and "oOoOos". . .

"Find A Farm And Have A Better Life": Woman Shocked After She Checked Husband's Dashcam Footage

absolutely, that's abusive behavior and calling a child an a*****e?? He needs to get his arrogant a*s kicked

"Find A Farm And Have A Better Life": Woman Shocked After She Checked Husband's Dashcam Footage

I’m not even a dog person and I know this is serial killer energy. Someone do something!

"Find A Farm And Have A Better Life": Woman Shocked After She Checked Husband's Dashcam Footage

That poor doggie, I'm so glad she was chipped and was able to go home. What an awful man. Someone should take him out of state and abandon him.

“Hell No”: 50 Times This Online Group Made People’s Palms Sweat With Just Images

Breath-stopping fall.

"Find A Farm And Have A Better Life": Woman Shocked After She Checked Husband's Dashcam Footage

Time for a divorce IMO

“Hell No”: 50 Times This Online Group Made People’s Palms Sweat With Just Images

That’s not funny

“Hell No”: 50 Times This Online Group Made People’s Palms Sweat With Just Images

Oh, thalassophobia! Its been a long time since I've seen you old friend!

“Hell No”: 50 Times This Online Group Made People’s Palms Sweat With Just Images

Pspspsps Come back here to the nice safe spot kitty cat 😧

“Hell No”: 50 Times This Online Group Made People’s Palms Sweat With Just Images

Here kitty kitty... oh wait THATS NOT A TABBY!

30 False History Facts That Were Really Taught In Schools, But Did Not Stand The Test Of Time

There is a theory that the farmers of Fertile Crescent cultivated grains for beer also, not only for food.

“She Got In”: 30 Of The Worst College Admission Essays Shared In This Thread

My friends were all impressed when I told them I enjoy volunteering on the weekend to help blind children. Until I mentioned that's a verb, not an adjective (I'll show myself out)

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Easily Excitable Panda • submitted 4 new posts 1 year ago

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Easily Excitable Panda • commented on 2 posts 4 months ago

30 Cat Memes That Might Make You Say "That's Literally Me"

This was downright depressing!

30 Cat Memes That Might Make You Say "That's Literally Me"

I just logged in for the first time in months to say that this is the most goddamn depressing thing I've ever seen.

Easily Excitable Panda • commented on 2 posts 6 months ago

Improbable Doesn’t Mean Impossible: 35 Unlikely Events People Experienced

It's honestly not that far, esp. if they started out in Manhattan. How random it is depends on where the OP is originally from.

Improbable Doesn’t Mean Impossible: 35 Unlikely Events People Experienced

One, assuming the banana is just under 12 pounds.

Easily Excitable Panda • commented on a post 8 months ago

This Online Community With 1.7 Million Members Is A True Comedy Heaven (50 New Posts)

You're back! Yayyyy! First Feathered Dinosaur, now you! And donut! Panda life is good again!

Easily Excitable Panda • commented on 15 posts 1 year ago

“Unit 731”: 45 Dark Historical Events And Facts That People Don’t Like To Talk About

Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle are the first people without royal lineage of some kind to marry into the British Royal Family in several hundred years.

“Hell No”: 50 Times This Online Group Made People’s Palms Sweat With Just Images

Run, Gi Hun!

“Hell No”: 50 Times This Online Group Made People’s Palms Sweat With Just Images

“If it’s white, say good night.”

"Find A Farm And Have A Better Life": Woman Shocked After She Checked Husband's Dashcam Footage

That man is pure evil.

“She Got In”: 30 Of The Worst College Admission Essays Shared In This Thread

It’s a spice; it tastes like soap to about half the population, including me.

“She Got In”: 30 Of The Worst College Admission Essays Shared In This Thread

We’re screwed.

30 False History Facts That Were Really Taught In Schools, But Did Not Stand The Test Of Time

It’s not a myth; the OP was wrong. So you need not be confused! :)

Women Share What Their Equivalent Of Men’s Obsession With The Roman Empire Looks Like

This is possibly the stupidest thing I’ve ever read in my life.

Women Share What Their Equivalent Of Men’s Obsession With The Roman Empire Looks Like

Wonderful reference!

30 False History Facts That Were Really Taught In Schools, But Did Not Stand The Test Of Time

The medieval church was very conservative, even by today’s standards. Whether or not it was ‘anti reason’ is an interpretive argument. We know quite a lot about the Middle Ages; literacy didn’t die out. Lawlessness was not rampant everywhere, and Western Europe was constantly plagued by incessant wars both before and after. You’re absolutely right about the population crash; it was between 30 and 70 percent, varying by region.

30 False History Facts That Were Really Taught In Schools, But Did Not Stand The Test Of Time

Farm workers usually drank about 8 pints of small beer during the day for hydration, and got regular beer at the evening meal. And thank you for correcting this!

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Dang, good point!

“She Got In”: 30 Of The Worst College Admission Essays Shared In This Thread

Thank you! . And I hate coriander/cilantro; it tastes like soap to me.

45 Times People Interacted With A ‘Karen’ And Shamed Their Behavior In This Online Group (New Pics)

Happy to help, General!

“She Got In”: 30 Of The Worst College Admission Essays Shared In This Thread

WTF? What kind of monster puts coriander in guac???

Easily Excitable Panda • upvoted 4 items 4 months ago

30 Cat Memes That Might Make You Say "That's Literally Me"

Thank you both. I felt the same way.

30 Cat Memes That Might Make You Say "That's Literally Me"

I usually love cats post on BP but this one is weird, lot of close up pictures with big text and not much funny at all...

30 Cat Memes That Might Make You Say "That's Literally Me"

Yeah. Some people enjoy this sort of thing. I'm not one of them. I find these to be the work of people trying too hard to be cute or edgy.

30 Cat Memes That Might Make You Say "That's Literally Me"

The first cat post I have actually downvoted.

Easily Excitable Panda • upvoted 4 items 6 months ago

“I’ll Never Be Able To Forget”: 30 People Reveal How They Exposed Their Cheating Partner

Improbable Doesn’t Mean Impossible: 35 Unlikely Events People Experienced

Imperal or metric bananas?

Improbable Doesn’t Mean Impossible: 35 Unlikely Events People Experienced

Wrong unit of measure. Bananas are for length, coconuts or avocados for weight.

Improbable Doesn’t Mean Impossible: 35 Unlikely Events People Experienced

Musa Ingens .. Giant Banana.. That may be the species .. it's baby size but I'm not sure about weight

Easily Excitable Panda • upvoted 12 items 1 year ago

“Being Able To Fix Things Yourself”: 30 Things Young People Find Odd That Used To Be Normal

Hell, I'll take a well constructed argument nowadays.

Poorly-Drawn-Beagle reply

Augustus lost *two whole legions* at Teutoberg. That’s about 20,000 troops, and that’s terrible

CunningRunt reply

Modern postural yoga-- the type and style predominantly practiced in Western countries-- is about 100 years old. It was invented in India by Indians and is derived mostly from British calisthenics and Swedish gymnastics. It was specifically marketed to affluent Westerners by Indians as a superior form of spiritual and physical exercise. It's working as designed for its target market.

“Unit 731”: 45 Dark Historical Events And Facts That People Don’t Like To Talk About

Why? It was a war. Nothing is sacrosanct.

sp0rkify reply

The Americans don't like when I bring up that the Canadians (I guess they were technically still "British" at this point..) burned down the White House during the War of 1812.

“Unit 731”: 45 Dark Historical Events And Facts That People Don’t Like To Talk About

Looking at you, Werner von Braun...

“Unit 731”: 45 Dark Historical Events And Facts That People Don’t Like To Talk About

Most Christian holidays were some kind of pagan holiday. And most stories in the Bible existed elsewhere long before they showed up in the bible.

Relative_Cold_4756 reply

That Noah’s Ark story predates Christianity by a thousand years, possible more. And that Dec 25th was a pagan holiday.

nkg_games reply

Unit 731. At least I don't like talking about it since it's so vile and evil

my_son_is_a_box:

Not just that it existed, but that most everyone involved walked free, and the whole thing was kept secret by the US government until the 1980s.

catonsteroids:

Definitely not for the faint of heart if you want to know what went on. It’s pure evil, animalistic, barbaric, and absolutely sick, all in the name of “research”.

Tiny_Front reply

When the allies liberated Nazi concentration camps, the homosexuals that were 'liberated' were sent right back to the same camps as it was logistically easier than transporting them to an allied prison. This was because homosexuality was still illegal.

Groundbreaking_Web91 reply

While known about here in Ireland, a lot of British people don't seem to be aware of the atrocities that were carried out under Oliver Cromwell. Church burning, kids and women being locked up in a burning church and just genocide of Irish people. It's insane that some British people will put him up on a pedestal, regardless of the amount of evilness he had.