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DinosEatNoods • commented on 7 posts 2 months ago

50 Of The Most Hilarious Car-Related Memes For Drivers To Enjoy

Looks like the car my two year old drew the other day

Mom Gets Promotion That Requires Moving Away, Considers Leaving Kids With Abusive Ex

Do not take the job, there are other ways to figure out how to make more money. If you’re being offered this amazing promotion, then you can negotiate with the company or let them know your situation and let them know you are open to these opportunities but are unable to relocate. Look for other jobs. Leaving your kids even for a year could have legal implications for your parenting time moving forward, at a minimum he may use this against you. It is obvious he wants to control and engage with you via the children. Get yourself a lawyer you trust and have their number handy and also get a therapist you like and stick with them!! Abusers are master gaslighters and manipulators. I suspect he’s already been doing some numbers on you and the kids. A good therapist can help you stay grounded, guide your decision making, and breakdown the gaslighting so you don’t feel like you’re going nuts! Protect your kids and yourself. Good luck!

50 Of The Most Hilarious Car-Related Memes For Drivers To Enjoy

Looks like the car my two year old drew the other day

Mom Gets Promotion That Requires Moving Away, Considers Leaving Kids With Abusive Ex

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DinosEatNoods • commented on 3 posts 3 months ago

50 Heartwarming Posts To Combat The Negativity Of The World

Owls have legs, but they can’t cross them. The photo is merely an illusion.

“We Don’t Exist”: 40 Hilarious Stereotypes About People’s Home Countries

Also tired of people thinking we are all party animals. We have super shy introverts that like our space too!

50 Heartwarming Posts To Combat The Negativity Of The World

Owls have legs, but they can’t cross them. The photo is merely an illusion.

“We Don’t Exist”: 40 Hilarious Stereotypes About People’s Home Countries

Also tired of people thinking we are all party animals. We have super shy introverts that like our space too!

“We Don’t Exist”: 40 Hilarious Stereotypes About People’s Home Countries

Didn’t the Australians lose the Emu wars?

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DinosEatNoods • upvoted an item 4 months ago

50 Design Fails In Public Places So Atrocious, They Make People Wonder How They Got Approved (New Pics)

Upvote if you can hear this picture!

DinosEatNoods • commented on 4 posts 4 months ago

50 Funny Memes For Those Who Could Really Use Some Mind-Numbing Humor Today

Yes!! Somewhere inside me I question why I’m their friend.

50 Times People Got Into The DIY Spirit But Failed At The Execution Miserably (Best Of All Time)

Back to crotch and buns to buns…

50 Funny Memes For Those Who Could Really Use Some Mind-Numbing Humor Today

Yes!! Somewhere inside me I question why I’m their friend.

50 Times People Got Into The DIY Spirit But Failed At The Execution Miserably (Best Of All Time)

Back to crotch and buns to buns…

50 Times People Got Into The DIY Spirit But Failed At The Execution Miserably (Best Of All Time)

Those coins must be in mint condition!!

50 Times People Got Into The DIY Spirit But Failed At The Execution Miserably (Best Of All Time)

No one on the far right looks well

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DinosEatNoods • commented on 2 posts 10 months ago

50 Hilariously Relatable ‘Brainy Memes’ To Remind You How You Got That Degree (New Pics)

Omg!! I have that hole on both sides of my ears!!!

50 Hilariously Relatable ‘Brainy Memes’ To Remind You How You Got That Degree (New Pics)

I have a psychology joke, but why don’t we talk about your mom.

DinosEatNoods • upvoted 3 items 10 months ago

50 Hilariously Relatable ‘Brainy Memes’ To Remind You How You Got That Degree (New Pics)

I have a psychology joke, but why don’t we talk about your mom.

50 Hilariously Relatable ‘Brainy Memes’ To Remind You How You Got That Degree (New Pics)

I have a geology joke and it rocks!

50 Hilariously Relatable ‘Brainy Memes’ To Remind You How You Got That Degree (New Pics)

I have a psychology joke, but why don’t we talk about your mom.

50 Hilariously Relatable ‘Brainy Memes’ To Remind You How You Got That Degree (New Pics)

I have a geology joke and it rocks!

50 Hilariously Relatable ‘Brainy Memes’ To Remind You How You Got That Degree (New Pics)

I could tell you a library joke, but I've already checked out.

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DinosEatNoods • commented on 3 posts 1 year ago

30 Hilarious Things That People Overheard And Saw At Workplaces And Decided Were Too Good Not To Share

A former coworker of mine had this exact same issue. When he got closer to retirement, they forced him into early retirement and he couldn’t collect the full package. He waited all those years taking c**p and they screwed him in the end. Needless to say, I wasn’t shocked.

40 Times People Failed To Understand Instructions And It Resulted In Hilarious Mishaps

This is why we need spaces, kids.

30 Hilarious Things That People Overheard And Saw At Workplaces And Decided Were Too Good Not To Share

40 Times People Failed To Understand Instructions And It Resulted In Hilarious Mishaps

This is why we need spaces, kids.

50 Wholesome Memes As Shared By This Page To Brighten Up Your Day (New Pics)

And instantly the first thing on my to do list will be to try a onsie on my cat.

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DinosEatNoods • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

"Going Downstairs After Turning Off The Lights" And 30 Other Things That Our Community Is Afraid Of Doing Alone

DinosEatNoods • commented on 10 posts 2 years ago

35 Things Married Folks Wish All Unmarried People Knew About Marriage

Not to mention the consequences of those decisions on the kids after they are born are awful.

"Very Important Positivity": If You Are Feeling Down, These 50 Wholesome Posts Might Make Your Day

Omg I love this so much!!!

35 Things Married Folks Wish All Unmarried People Knew About Marriage

Not to mention the consequences of those decisions on the kids after they are born are awful.

"Very Important Positivity": If You Are Feeling Down, These 50 Wholesome Posts Might Make Your Day

Omg I love this so much!!!

“What Is The Worst Gift You Ever Received?”: 45 Undeniably Bad Gifts, As Shared By The Bored Panda Community

Shame on me for assuming :-) brain fart

People Are Roasting Airbnb For Getting Completely Out Of Hand, Here Are 30 Of The Most Savage Tweets

If it doesn’t have water in it, then it’s technically not a pool. It’s a hole in the ground.

“What Is The Worst Gift You Ever Received?”: 45 Undeniably Bad Gifts, As Shared By The Bored Panda Community

That’s terrible!!! Say Happy Birthday to that little 11 year old girl for me… hugs!

“What Is The Worst Gift You Ever Received?”: 45 Undeniably Bad Gifts, As Shared By The Bored Panda Community

Sometimes gift giving is a manipulative form to keep you hanging around someone… [walk in borderlines]

“What Is The Worst Gift You Ever Received?”: 45 Undeniably Bad Gifts, As Shared By The Bored Panda Community

I was never overweight but even then my mom would always make comments like “oh be careful you’re looking kind of heavy in the back” or “your husband likes women who look like dolls so be careful what you eat” (he is now my ex btw)… and I now tell her to be careful what she says because it makes her face ugly when she says things like that. She stopped and my new husband cooks me delicious food that I enjoy to the fullest.

50 Times People Weirded Others Out With How Oddly Specific They Were (New Pics)

And as a female, that makes me worried why this person is so preoccupied with the idea that he might be a rapist or serial killer. Are you?

50 Parents Get Raw And Honest About What They Regret About Having Kids

I completely disagree. Perhaps that one child or two will be the ones to reverse the mess with new ideas. We have made it this far as a species, I think we deserve some credit. It’s not perfect, but it doesn’t have to be.

50 Parents Get Raw And Honest About What They Regret About Having Kids

Please see a therapist to help you with those feelings! Many of us feel helpless and question whether life is worth it. For your kids and most importantly for you, find someone who can help you see how much value you have on this earth ❤️

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DinosEatNoods • upvoted 5 items 2 years ago

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BABIES DON'T FIX RELATIONSHIPS! If you were struggling before then a baby is going to make those struggles even harder. Babies make fantastic relationships harder! Don't have a baby if you're having problems! Don't have a baby to "fix" things! Don't have a baby to try to keep your spouse from leaving! IT WONT WORK