A female applying for a professional career position came to the interview in a "Minnie Mouse" outfit. When asked about it, she said she was going to a party after and was worried she wouldn't have time to change.

We gave her PLENTY of time to change...

The applicant was rude and dismissive when I went to meet him in the lobby! I think he assumed I was the receptionist.

He did not get the job.

N.B. Being rude to the receptionist is also not okay.

Had a young woman interview to be a cashier.

She was chewing gum, which was already not great to me. (Not a game changer, but, who doesn't know better these days?)

She then proceeded to give me her work history. She was currently working her first job of three weeks, but couldn't get good transportation to the town over. Before that she volunteered some place for a *week* before she quit because she couldn't get rides. She claimed this job was closer, and that she could quit tomorrow and come here. Red flag for questionable dependability, but I could look past it, since I'm a softie.

But the final nail in the coffin was when I asked: "What is your weakness?" I always try to make it a joke about "oh you always get this one in an interview" to kind of ease tension. This chick says, and I quote:

"My weakness is customer service."

Honey, you're interviewing for the *CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT.*

I have hired about 80% of people I interview. I just can't look past "My weakness is the only qualification I need to get this job.".

Had an older guy in his 40s show up ten minutes late, answer the phone after introducing himself, and proceed to yell at his mother for 15 minutes while I was standing there waiting on him to finish. “Ma, I’m at work, I’ll call you back! Shut up ma, I’ll call you back!” ....and so on.

Then once he finally sits down I realize he is hammered drunk. Face is cherry red, he is sweating, and the unmistakable smell of booze on his body odor and breath.

He told me he would be a store manager one day, I just humored him since I had time to k*ll. Weirdest interview I’ve ever experienced, but also the worst.

The worst one my wife's told me when she was interviewing someone for a sandwich place was three questions one after another that the interviewee couldn't have made themselves seem dodgier.

Q. "If I get hired can I get an advance on my first months pay?"

A. "No sorry, that's not something we're allowed to do"

Q. "Ah ok... Will I be doing cash drops at night from the safe?"

A " No, only supervisors have access to the safes"

Q "Will I be working on the till?".