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Damon Jones
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Damon Jones
Community Member
1 posts
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6 upvotes
16 points
You can live once, so have a purpose and enjoy every bit of it.
Damon Jones • started following a person 1 year ago
Damon Jones • upvoted 5 items 1 year ago
Hey Pandas, What's That One Story You Can Just Never Find A Good Time To Say?
I was vacuuming recently, and I had to run to the kitchen for some reason. Well, I forgot that the vacuum was attached to an extension cord which was lying in wait for me, ready to strike.Sure enough, my foot got tangled in the darn thing. Both of my feet actually lifted off the ground and I went flying forward onto the fake hardwood floor, landing a few feet from where I had been standing at the beginning of the "trip", lol. I now have a zig zag scar above my left eyebrow in the shape of "The Flash" logo. I don't mind too much, being that the movie is Ezra Miller's "baby", so they say, so I've kind of been "branded" by him, and I can live with that forever!Hey Pandas, What's That One Story You Can Just Never Find A Good Time To Say?
I was vacuuming recently, and I had to run to the kitchen for some reason. Well, I forgot that the vacuum was attached to an extension cord which was lying in wait for me, ready to strike.Sure enough, my foot got tangled in the darn thing. Both of my feet actually lifted off the ground and I went flying forward onto the fake hardwood floor, landing a few feet from where I had been standing at the beginning of the "trip", lol. I now have a zig zag scar above my left eyebrow in the shape of "The Flash" logo. I don't mind too much, being that the movie is Ezra Miller's "baby", so they say, so I've kind of been "branded" by him, and I can live with that forever!Hey Pandas, What's The Hardest Realization You Had To Come To?
That the cancer I've got is probably gonna kill me in the next 12 months..... And I don't really care. Die alone now, die alone in 10 or 20 years...Not much is gonna change in my life....How Is The Future Of Earth Going To Look Like?
A drowned earth, resource wars, mass exodus from uninhabitable areas, the total collapse of western society, ancient pathogens and diseases being released from melting permafrost and glaciers, mass extinctions.... And then the world will heal itself, and whoever's left will rise from the ashes... And a new cycle will begin again.....Show All 5 Upvotes
Damon Jones • commented on a post 2 years ago
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Damon Jones • commented on a post 2 years ago
Damon Jones • upvoted 5 items 1 year ago
Hey Pandas, Describe The View From Where You Are Right Now
my laptop and computer mouse, the floor (im sitting on it), a charger, a hair dryer, trash, an instructions manual to a mini waffle maker, my desk, and a trash can.How Is The Future Of Earth Going To Look Like?
A drowned earth, resource wars, mass exodus from uninhabitable areas, the total collapse of western society, ancient pathogens and diseases being released from melting permafrost and glaciers, mass extinctions.... And then the world will heal itself, and whoever's left will rise from the ashes... And a new cycle will begin again.....Hey Pandas, What's The Hardest Realization You Had To Come To?
That the cancer I've got is probably gonna kill me in the next 12 months..... And I don't really care. Die alone now, die alone in 10 or 20 years...Not much is gonna change in my life....Hey Pandas, What's That One Story You Can Just Never Find A Good Time To Say?
I was vacuuming recently, and I had to run to the kitchen for some reason. Well, I forgot that the vacuum was attached to an extension cord which was lying in wait for me, ready to strike.Sure enough, my foot got tangled in the darn thing. Both of my feet actually lifted off the ground and I went flying forward onto the fake hardwood floor, landing a few feet from where I had been standing at the beginning of the "trip", lol. I now have a zig zag scar above my left eyebrow in the shape of "The Flash" logo. I don't mind too much, being that the movie is Ezra Miller's "baby", so they say, so I've kind of been "branded" by him, and I can live with that forever! Damon Jones • is following a person
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