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Behold. For I am a potato. A Chinese one, too.

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Bored Potato • upvoted an item 1 day ago

30 Hilarious Times One Wrong Text Wrecked A Group Chat’s Peace

And sending a complete paragraph instead of separate sentences makes their brain melt.

Bored Potato • upvoted an item 1 week ago

50 Cringeworthy Design Fails That Are So Bad, They're Funny

This is not a design fail , it's an dumb idea executed perfectly

Bored Potato • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago

melbers22 reply

Any of the Kardashians. I stopped watching American Horror Stories cause Kim is in them now. 🙄🤢.

Bored Potato • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

30 Random Facts That Are So Interesting You Might Want To Share Them

I sleep all day but still have depression >:c

Bored Potato • upvoted 21 items 3 weeks ago

50 Hilarious Memes For Anyone Who Can’t Go A Day Without A Meme

30 Random Facts That Are So Interesting You Might Want To Share Them

But this is not just women, everyone does this, we don't argue with strangers so much as we do with those we love. We care allot about what our loved ones think and what they think about us, we don't care so much what strangers think. There is no-one on earth who makes me more annoyed than my wife, because she has a direct connection to my heart, the slightest slur from her feels a hundred times worse than from some stranger.

30 Random Facts That Are So Interesting You Might Want To Share Them

ONLY 5%?

30 Random Facts That Are So Interesting You Might Want To Share Them

Not unique to women I think. Same goes for men.

30 Random Facts That Are So Interesting You Might Want To Share Them

🎶 Yes I would 🎶 If I could 🎶 I surely would 🎶

30 Random Facts That Are So Interesting You Might Want To Share Them

Do, espresso martinis are the answer?

30 Random Facts That Are So Interesting You Might Want To Share Them

I would say "tease" rather than "make fun of."

30 Random Facts That Are So Interesting You Might Want To Share Them

Give it 5 years, and Apple will announce a revolutionary idea in traffic safety.

50 Hilarious Memes For Anyone Who Can’t Go A Day Without A Meme

😭

50 Hilarious Memes For Anyone Who Can’t Go A Day Without A Meme

Fun fact: Freddy Krueger's sweater is NOT red and black. It is in fact bright red and a mossy forest green. The costume designer chose those colors because they were unsettling.

50 Hilarious Memes For Anyone Who Can’t Go A Day Without A Meme

Pigs been flying for a while. The NYPD got their first helicopter in 1948.

50 Hilarious Memes For Anyone Who Can’t Go A Day Without A Meme

I'd vote them for president.

50 Hilarious Memes For Anyone Who Can’t Go A Day Without A Meme

How much time have you got?

39 Cringy Texts From Guys To Gals, Some Funny, Others Completely Despicable

Bro code doesn’t only apply to men.

39 Cringy Texts From Guys To Gals, Some Funny, Others Completely Despicable

As a cancerian, this cracks me up, especially since it's often depicted on its side, horizontally.

The World May Be Negative Sometimes, So Here Are 34 Adorable Tweets That May Bring Some Joy

That is a gorgeous drink 🤩

The World May Be Negative Sometimes, So Here Are 34 Adorable Tweets That May Bring Some Joy

He was just being a silly billy

The World May Be Negative Sometimes, So Here Are 34 Adorable Tweets That May Bring Some Joy

Wonder if her teacher felt the same way. A great teacher would applaud the creativity. A s****y teacher would get pissed off she didn’t conform to instructions. I’m not a teacher, much less an art teacher or an artist, but I do love me some harmless non-conforming creativity, especially in a young child. Hope she never loses it, because I also hope she never crosses paths with the s****y teacher who humiliates her out of it.

The World May Be Negative Sometimes, So Here Are 34 Adorable Tweets That May Bring Some Joy

Was on a cruise, saw a humpback whale jump. Was feeling goofy, so I shouted, "once more with feeling!" and it did. Felt like the whale whisperer for a minute there.

The World May Be Negative Sometimes, So Here Are 34 Adorable Tweets That May Bring Some Joy

hard to tell the cake from the real thing, that must have taken days...

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Bored Potato • commented on 2 posts 4 weeks ago

50 Screenshots That Show Sentences That Required A Lot Of Creativity To Write (New Pics)

My drama teacher's name is Mr Hoskins and now I have a mental image of him as a turd and I hate it

30 Job Interview Stories That Range From Hilarious To Totally Unhinged

More red flags than my hometown during October 1st (I'm Chinese)

Bored Potato • upvoted 13 items 4 weeks ago

Dudes-Instagram-Dms

50 Screenshots That Show Sentences That Required A Lot Of Creativity To Write (New Pics)

I love this insult. Almost as good as "may you live in interesting times".

30 Job Interview Stories That Range From Hilarious To Totally Unhinged

You dodged a missile

30 Job Interview Stories That Range From Hilarious To Totally Unhinged

The censored word was fückwit, not a homophobic slur

30 Job Interview Stories That Range From Hilarious To Totally Unhinged

More red flags than a Russian parade.

50 Screenshots That Show Sentences That Required A Lot Of Creativity To Write (New Pics)

That... doesn't actually seem so bad.

50 Screenshots That Show Sentences That Required A Lot Of Creativity To Write (New Pics)

Well indeed... i think it's a good questions wether a 30yr old source is still relevant. Even though 1994 feels not that long ago for me.... 🫣

50 Screenshots That Show Sentences That Required A Lot Of Creativity To Write (New Pics)

I suspect there's a lot he's confused about - but he's very confident.

50 Screenshots That Show Sentences That Required A Lot Of Creativity To Write (New Pics)

GO TO A DOCTOR

50 Screenshots That Show Sentences That Required A Lot Of Creativity To Write (New Pics)

Ooh, that does sound way better. Thank you.

50 Screenshots That Show Sentences That Required A Lot Of Creativity To Write (New Pics)

I'm curious what he thinks "mansplain" means, if he thinks "some chick" did it. Or maybe it's the "chick" part he's confused about, but I doubt that.

50 Screenshots That Show Sentences That Required A Lot Of Creativity To Write (New Pics)

Why does it look like a toothpaste to me?? 😭😭😭

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Bored Potato • submitted a new post 2 years ago

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What Was Your Most Embarrassing Moment From When You Were In School?

Bored Potato • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

What Was Your Most Embarrassing Moment From When You Were In School?

Bored Potato • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

30 Random Facts That Are So Interesting You Might Want To Share Them

I sleep all day but still have depression >:c

Bored Potato • commented on 3 posts 4 weeks ago

50 Screenshots That Show Sentences That Required A Lot Of Creativity To Write (New Pics)

My drama teacher's name is Mr Hoskins and now I have a mental image of him as a turd and I hate it

30 Job Interview Stories That Range From Hilarious To Totally Unhinged

More red flags than my hometown during October 1st (I'm Chinese)

50 Of The Most Adorable Cats That Need A Raise For Their Top-Tier Work Ethic (New Pics)

土鸡蛋LMAO

Bored Potato • commented on 10 posts 1 month ago

30 Downright Unholy Pictures Of Food That Ended Up Featured On This FB Page (New Pics)

THE CHICKEN WITH THE TENTACLES WHAT THE [expletives deleted]

30 Downright Unholy Pictures Of Food That Ended Up Featured On This FB Page (New Pics)

HELL NO

30 Downright Unholy Pictures Of Food That Ended Up Featured On This FB Page (New Pics)

average michelin dish

“For The Weird, Strange, Odd And Bizarre”: 30 Pics From This Interesting Group (New Pics)

GAHH

35 ‘Humans Of Capitalism’ Pics That Might Make You Laugh And Cry At The Same Time (New Pics)

This aged terribly T-T

“I Was A Witch”: 30 Hilariously Absurd Reasons Kids Ended Up In The Principal’s Office

Oof. Who gets in trouble for holding hands, though? Seriously

“Slap Yourself And Don’t Do It”: 30 Social Norms People Hate The Most

Actually it's a pretty common thing in Asia since you are expected to care of your parents as they get older

50 Random And Unhinged Emails People Actually Sent

nope, GSOH means good sense of humour!

45 People Share The Most Iconic ‘Last Words’ In History

Btw, the soldiers were specifically instructed *not* to kill Archimedes

"His Face Was Terrifying": Wife Terrified After Husband Turns "Psychotic"

24 and 32? Yikes

Bored Potato • commented on 3 posts 2 months ago

30 Of The Dumbest Reasons Why Students Got In Trouble In School

What's the point of asking, then?

Case Closed: 34 Lawyers Tell All About Their Most Shocking Legal Battles

Disgusting.

When Influencers Go Too Far: 33 Times Their Craziest Acts For Content Made Headlines

only 8 years???

Bored Potato • commented on 3 posts 3 months ago

50 Spooky Facts About Our World That Are Hard To Digest

I hope she's okay...

50 Spooky Facts About Our World That Are Hard To Digest

FU-

50 Spooky Facts About Our World That Are Hard To Digest

ok but that's so cool

Bored Potato • upvoted an item 1 day ago

30 Hilarious Times One Wrong Text Wrecked A Group Chat’s Peace

And sending a complete paragraph instead of separate sentences makes their brain melt.

Bored Potato • upvoted an item 3 days ago

melbers22 reply

Any of the Kardashians. I stopped watching American Horror Stories cause Kim is in them now. 🙄🤢.

Bored Potato • upvoted an item 1 week ago

50 Cringeworthy Design Fails That Are So Bad, They're Funny

This is not a design fail , it's an dumb idea executed perfectly

Bored Potato • upvoted 17 items 3 weeks ago

30 Random Facts That Are So Interesting You Might Want To Share Them

🎶 Yes I would 🎶 If I could 🎶 I surely would 🎶

30 Random Facts That Are So Interesting You Might Want To Share Them

Not unique to women I think. Same goes for men.

30 Random Facts That Are So Interesting You Might Want To Share Them

I would say "tease" rather than "make fun of."

30 Random Facts That Are So Interesting You Might Want To Share Them

ONLY 5%?

30 Random Facts That Are So Interesting You Might Want To Share Them

Give it 5 years, and Apple will announce a revolutionary idea in traffic safety.

30 Random Facts That Are So Interesting You Might Want To Share Them

Do, espresso martinis are the answer?

30 Random Facts That Are So Interesting You Might Want To Share Them

50 Hilarious Memes For Anyone Who Can’t Go A Day Without A Meme

😭

50 Hilarious Memes For Anyone Who Can’t Go A Day Without A Meme

How much time have you got?

50 Hilarious Memes For Anyone Who Can’t Go A Day Without A Meme

I'd vote them for president.

50 Hilarious Memes For Anyone Who Can’t Go A Day Without A Meme

"This USB-C will self destruct after 60 days to help you keep your data protected"...done

50 Hilarious Memes For Anyone Who Can’t Go A Day Without A Meme

Pigs been flying for a while. The NYPD got their first helicopter in 1948.

50 Hilarious Memes For Anyone Who Can’t Go A Day Without A Meme

Fun fact: Freddy Krueger's sweater is NOT red and black. It is in fact bright red and a mossy forest green. The costume designer chose those colors because they were unsettling.

The World May Be Negative Sometimes, So Here Are 34 Adorable Tweets That May Bring Some Joy

He was just being a silly billy

The World May Be Negative Sometimes, So Here Are 34 Adorable Tweets That May Bring Some Joy

Was on a cruise, saw a humpback whale jump. Was feeling goofy, so I shouted, "once more with feeling!" and it did. Felt like the whale whisperer for a minute there.

Extremely-Wholesome-Memes

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