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Narcissistic_Alcoholic

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Narcissistic_Alcoholic • upvoted 5 items 4 months ago

38 Times Companies Faced Such Backlash From Customers It Became Historic

Why people still continue to use those awful, overpriced phones, I'll never understand (edit: I know I'll get downvoted but oh well)

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38 Times Companies Faced Such Backlash From Customers It Became Historic

Why people still continue to use those awful, overpriced phones, I'll never understand (edit: I know I'll get downvoted but oh well)

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“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)

Wow! Those were the top of my list growing up, now I can dedicate all my time to those pesky tunnels painted on hillsides.

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Narcissistic_Alcoholic • commented on a post 4 months ago

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)

Wow! Those were the top of my list growing up, now I can dedicate all my time to those pesky tunnels painted on hillsides.

Narcissistic_Alcoholic • upvoted 6 items 5 months ago

“Steal One Of The Steak Knives”: 40 People Share The Most “Evil” Life Hack They Know

Have a sib like that. I've never seen a dime of anything, yet, they have come away with $100K in real estate, investments, and tangibles. I don't care, won't fight for it, and know that their kids will do it to them, so, just waiting for the day to whisper that in their ear as they lay dying.

50 Memes That Shed Light On Our Past And Are Hilarious At The Same Time

Ea Nasir, the most famous seller of lousy copper in history 😁

“Steal One Of The Steak Knives”: 40 People Share The Most “Evil” Life Hack They Know

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Narcissistic_Alcoholic • commented on a post 5 months ago

“Steal One Of The Steak Knives”: 40 People Share The Most “Evil” Life Hack They Know

Narcissistic_Alcoholic • commented on 4 posts 7 months ago

30 Ingeniously Evil Pranks People Managed To Pull Off

In my 20s, I worked IT for a law firm. Bunch of arrogant attorneys that knew everything except how to open a PDF, print a Word doc, or forward an email. When one or another of them would get under my skin, I would screen capture their desktop, with icons in place. Replace their wallpaper with that image, and move all their icons off-screen. The utter frustration on their faces. If they just annoyed me, I would tape their mouse so it wouldn't register movement, or remap their keyboard. One particular guy really got at me, so I redefined his auto-replace in Word. He was submitting court docs with umlauts, accents, breves, graves, circumflexes, etc., and accented characters. Never all at once, but every now and again. Drove him absolutely insane. (RDP was my friend back int he day.) Judges were questioning his efficacy as an attorney and his sanity near the end. (When he left the frim). Don't Ҏīšś off the IT guy!

30 Secrets Of The Rich, Shared By Netizens Who Used To Work For Them

IN NJ we know not TO do any work for The Orange Howler Monkey, he will stiff you every, single, time!

30 Ingeniously Evil Pranks People Managed To Pull Off

30 Secrets Of The Rich, Shared By Netizens Who Used To Work For Them

IN NJ we know not TO do any work for The Orange Howler Monkey, he will stiff you every, single, time!

45 Hilarious IT Memes That Won’t Make You Try Turning It On And Off Again (New Pics)

You forgot the blood of a Devonian virgin.

45 Hilarious IT Memes That Won’t Make You Try Turning It On And Off Again (New Pics)

I always get the one with 0.001 arcseconds of a bike wheel that I developed an existential crisis over. Damn, you Captcha!!!!

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Narcissistic_Alcoholic • upvoted 23 items 7 months ago

30 Ingeniously Evil Pranks People Managed To Pull Off

To do this, create a shortcut on the desktop and when it asks for a location, type in "shutdown -s -t 00" and set the icon as whichever program you want to fake.

30 Ingeniously Evil Pranks People Managed To Pull Off

To do this, create a shortcut on the desktop and when it asks for a location, type in "shutdown -s -t 00" and set the icon as whichever program you want to fake.

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My mum's laptop wallpaper was a picture of her granddaughter. I copied the picture 100 times and made her wallpaper a slide show of the same picture over and over again, so the file would change but nothing would change visibly on the monitor. The pictures would change every 10 seconds. On one of the images I painted a tiny little curly moustache on her. So randomly for 10 seconds my niece would have a moustache. My mum thought she was either losing her mind or had a computer virus and everytime the moustache popped up, it was gone by the time she tried to show anyone.

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Anesthesiologist: "OK, we're going to go to sleep now." Me: "I think ONE of us should stay awake"... and I was out.

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The nurse assisting with my vasectomy said, “I think I’m going to be sick” and ran out of the room. I looked at my doctor and said that’s not the usual reaction I get when I drop my pants. It took him 10 minutes to compose himself.