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38 Times Companies Faced Such Backlash From Customers It Became Historic

Why people still continue to use those awful, overpriced phones, I'll never understand (edit: I know I'll get downvoted but oh well)

Narcissistic_Alcoholic • upvoted 10 items 3 months ago

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“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)

Wow! Those were the top of my list growing up, now I can dedicate all my time to those pesky tunnels painted on hillsides.

“Steal One Of The Steak Knives”: 40 People Share The Most “Evil” Life Hack They Know

Have a sib like that. I've never seen a dime of anything, yet, they have come away with $100K in real estate, investments, and tangibles. I don't care, won't fight for it, and know that their kids will do it to them, so, just waiting for the day to whisper that in their ear as they lay dying.

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Narcissistic_Alcoholic • commented on 2 posts 3 months ago

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)

Wow! Those were the top of my list growing up, now I can dedicate all my time to those pesky tunnels painted on hillsides.

“Steal One Of The Steak Knives”: 40 People Share The Most “Evil” Life Hack They Know

Have a sib like that. I've never seen a dime of anything, yet, they have come away with $100K in real estate, investments, and tangibles. I don't care, won't fight for it, and know that their kids will do it to them, so, just waiting for the day to whisper that in their ear as they lay dying.

Narcissistic_Alcoholic • commented on 4 posts 6 months ago

30 Ingeniously Evil Pranks People Managed To Pull Off

In my 20s, I worked IT for a law firm. Bunch of arrogant attorneys that knew everything except how to open a PDF, print a Word doc, or forward an email. When one or another of them would get under my skin, I would screen capture their desktop, with icons in place. Replace their wallpaper with that image, and move all their icons off-screen. The utter frustration on their faces. If they just annoyed me, I would tape their mouse so it wouldn't register movement, or remap their keyboard. One particular guy really got at me, so I redefined his auto-replace in Word. He was submitting court docs with umlauts, accents, breves, graves, circumflexes, etc., and accented characters. Never all at once, but every now and again. Drove him absolutely insane. (RDP was my friend back int he day.) Judges were questioning his efficacy as an attorney and his sanity near the end. (When he left the frim). Don't Ҏīšś off the IT guy!

30 Secrets Of The Rich, Shared By Netizens Who Used To Work For Them

IN NJ we know not TO do any work for The Orange Howler Monkey, he will stiff you every, single, time!

30 Ingeniously Evil Pranks People Managed To Pull Off

In my 20s, I worked IT for a law firm. Bunch of arrogant attorneys that knew everything except how to open a PDF, print a Word doc, or forward an email. When one or another of them would get under my skin, I would screen capture their desktop, with icons in place. Replace their wallpaper with that image, and move all their icons off-screen. The utter frustration on their faces. If they just annoyed me, I would tape their mouse so it wouldn't register movement, or remap their keyboard. One particular guy really got at me, so I redefined his auto-replace in Word. He was submitting court docs with umlauts, accents, breves, graves, circumflexes, etc., and accented characters. Never all at once, but every now and again. Drove him absolutely insane. (RDP was my friend back int he day.) Judges were questioning his efficacy as an attorney and his sanity near the end. (When he left the frim). Don't Ҏīšś off the IT guy!

30 Secrets Of The Rich, Shared By Netizens Who Used To Work For Them

IN NJ we know not TO do any work for The Orange Howler Monkey, he will stiff you every, single, time!

45 Hilarious IT Memes That Won’t Make You Try Turning It On And Off Again (New Pics)

You forgot the blood of a Devonian virgin.

45 Hilarious IT Memes That Won’t Make You Try Turning It On And Off Again (New Pics)

I always get the one with 0.001 arcseconds of a bike wheel that I developed an existential crisis over. Damn, you Captcha!!!!

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Narcissistic_Alcoholic • upvoted 23 items 6 months ago

30 Ingeniously Evil Pranks People Managed To Pull Off

In my 20s, I worked IT for a law firm. Bunch of arrogant attorneys that knew everything except how to open a PDF, print a Word doc, or forward an email. When one or another of them would get under my skin, I would screen capture their desktop, with icons in place. Replace their wallpaper with that image, and move all their icons off-screen. The utter frustration on their faces. If they just annoyed me, I would tape their mouse so it wouldn't register movement, or remap their keyboard. One particular guy really got at me, so I redefined his auto-replace in Word. He was submitting court docs with umlauts, accents, breves, graves, circumflexes, etc., and accented characters. Never all at once, but every now and again. Drove him absolutely insane. (RDP was my friend back int he day.) Judges were questioning his efficacy as an attorney and his sanity near the end. (When he left the frim). Don't Ҏīšś off the IT guy!

30 Ingeniously Evil Pranks People Managed To Pull Off

To do this, create a shortcut on the desktop and when it asks for a location, type in "shutdown -s -t 00" and set the icon as whichever program you want to fake.

30 Ingeniously Evil Pranks People Managed To Pull Off

In my 20s, I worked IT for a law firm. Bunch of arrogant attorneys that knew everything except how to open a PDF, print a Word doc, or forward an email. When one or another of them would get under my skin, I would screen capture their desktop, with icons in place. Replace their wallpaper with that image, and move all their icons off-screen. The utter frustration on their faces. If they just annoyed me, I would tape their mouse so it wouldn't register movement, or remap their keyboard. One particular guy really got at me, so I redefined his auto-replace in Word. He was submitting court docs with umlauts, accents, breves, graves, circumflexes, etc., and accented characters. Never all at once, but every now and again. Drove him absolutely insane. (RDP was my friend back int he day.) Judges were questioning his efficacy as an attorney and his sanity near the end. (When he left the frim). Don't Ҏīšś off the IT guy!

30 Ingeniously Evil Pranks People Managed To Pull Off

To do this, create a shortcut on the desktop and when it asks for a location, type in "shutdown -s -t 00" and set the icon as whichever program you want to fake.

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My mum's laptop wallpaper was a picture of her granddaughter. I copied the picture 100 times and made her wallpaper a slide show of the same picture over and over again, so the file would change but nothing would change visibly on the monitor. The pictures would change every 10 seconds. On one of the images I painted a tiny little curly moustache on her. So randomly for 10 seconds my niece would have a moustache. My mum thought she was either losing her mind or had a computer virus and everytime the moustache popped up, it was gone by the time she tried to show anyone.

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Anesthesiologist: "OK, we're going to go to sleep now." Me: "I think ONE of us should stay awake"... and I was out.

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The nurse assisting with my vasectomy said, “I think I’m going to be sick” and ran out of the room. I looked at my doctor and said that’s not the usual reaction I get when I drop my pants. It took him 10 minutes to compose himself.

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I have seen a patient pull off a pretty good one. "Wanna hear a joke? How do you keep an anesthetist in suspense?".

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45 Hilarious IT Memes That Won’t Make You Try Turning It On And Off Again (New Pics)

I always get the one with 0.001 arcseconds of a bike wheel that I developed an existential crisis over. Damn, you Captcha!!!!

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The World Goes On

The Government Controls Everything Stoopit

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I Know A Fat Guy Who Likes To Grill!

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Mews, Mewsment Park

Right Over The Head Of An Anti-Vaxxer

Clearly, You're Not Smart As You Think You Are

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Narcissistic_Alcoholic • commented on 2 posts 3 months ago

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)

Wow! Those were the top of my list growing up, now I can dedicate all my time to those pesky tunnels painted on hillsides.

“Steal One Of The Steak Knives”: 40 People Share The Most “Evil” Life Hack They Know

Have a sib like that. I've never seen a dime of anything, yet, they have come away with $100K in real estate, investments, and tangibles. I don't care, won't fight for it, and know that their kids will do it to them, so, just waiting for the day to whisper that in their ear as they lay dying.

Narcissistic_Alcoholic • commented on 8 posts 6 months ago

30 Ingeniously Evil Pranks People Managed To Pull Off

In my 20s, I worked IT for a law firm. Bunch of arrogant attorneys that knew everything except how to open a PDF, print a Word doc, or forward an email. When one or another of them would get under my skin, I would screen capture their desktop, with icons in place. Replace their wallpaper with that image, and move all their icons off-screen. The utter frustration on their faces. If they just annoyed me, I would tape their mouse so it wouldn't register movement, or remap their keyboard. One particular guy really got at me, so I redefined his auto-replace in Word. He was submitting court docs with umlauts, accents, breves, graves, circumflexes, etc., and accented characters. Never all at once, but every now and again. Drove him absolutely insane. (RDP was my friend back int he day.) Judges were questioning his efficacy as an attorney and his sanity near the end. (When he left the frim). Don't Ҏīšś off the IT guy!

30 Secrets Of The Rich, Shared By Netizens Who Used To Work For Them

IN NJ we know not TO do any work for The Orange Howler Monkey, he will stiff you every, single, time!

45 Hilarious IT Memes That Won’t Make You Try Turning It On And Off Again (New Pics)

You forgot the blood of a Devonian virgin.

45 Hilarious IT Memes That Won’t Make You Try Turning It On And Off Again (New Pics)

I always get the one with 0.001 arcseconds of a bike wheel that I developed an existential crisis over. Damn, you Captcha!!!!

45 Fascinating Maps That Show The Side Of The World We Rarely See (Best Of All Time)

Xyla Foxlin. Great YouTube channel.

26 "You Wouldn't Last An Hour In The Asylum Where They Raised Me" Posts That People Found Hilarious

If you know, you know https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/oregon-trail-ftr-101015jpg_vk5awgdq8ixt1j4y6iay19qlc-1894686346-6630a6f890f90.jpg

“They’re Just Crunchy Vinegar”: 50 Unhinged And Unfiltered Food Opinions

Sounds like a personal issue. I'd see a doctor - quick!

“They’re Just Crunchy Vinegar”: 50 Unhinged And Unfiltered Food Opinions

I call B_lls__t. You spice the way you like, some people enjoy flamin' hot, others can't take table pepper. If you spice it to the point you can't taste the layers of flavor, but enjoy it, enjoy it! When cooking for other, take their preferences into account, don't be a douche, and try to kill them; allow them o enjoy the nuance and artistry of what you create. Taste is individual, like an opinion, not everyone agrees or likes yours.

Narcissistic_Alcoholic • commented on 10 posts 7 months ago

“I Don’t Eat The Last Of Anything”: 45 Habits People Kept From Their Poor Days

I have learned to darn socks, repair shits and pants so you couldn't 't see the sewing, and to 'extend' clothing until its painfully out of style. Hell, I have some items of clothing that are returning to mainstream, and some of my friend even compliment me on my vintage items. I didn't know when my next set of shoes would be, or when I may get new clothing, so I did my best to keep from ruining anything. Acid-washed, pre-torn jeans, faded off the rack? I never understood they don't last as long. And that was a look, at least in my youth, that you wanted to avoid.

“I Don’t Eat The Last Of Anything”: 45 Habits People Kept From Their Poor Days

Never ate the last of anything. Always saved it for my little brother, even if I was hungry.

38 Wikipedia Pages That Are So Wild People Online Can’t Believe That They’re Real

Tom Scott and the blokes are hilarious!

30 People Share What Loopholes They Exploited Until Someone Realized What Was Going On

Vitamin water once ran a coupon for $1 off/bottle. Nothing saying it couldn't be combined or stacked. With a little PS finesse, some balls, and apathetic cashiers, we were able to stock up on cases of the things - think 50+. (Even had a cashier once give change for buying the store's entire lot.) Yeah, underhanded/illegal/immoral, whatever; multimillion-dollar company or us being able to get buy on what meager income we had at the time.

“If You Haven’t Seen It, Please... Just Don’t”: 30 Disturbing Movies That Left People Traumatized

I was always waiting to hear banjos when I drove at night thru some of the South. Good movie, but terrifying!

“If You Haven’t Seen It, Please... Just Don’t”: 30 Disturbing Movies That Left People Traumatized

I'm surprised Special Bulletin [1983] is not on the list or mentioned. Very similar in vein to The Day After, but in a much more visceral first-person manner. This broadcast badly messed with people, to the point that schools had to have assemblies, and letters were sent home to parents the following week.

“If You Haven’t Seen It, Please... Just Don’t”: 30 Disturbing Movies That Left People Traumatized

I was at an underground club, and this was looping on all the screens and projectors. I noped outta there without my friends after one of the more f'ed-up scenes. Next day they asked me why I left. Yeah, don't hang with them no more.

I Love Taking Animal Portraits, And Here Are The 13 Recent Photos I Captured In The Zoo

Great pics. They really capture the essence and beauty that many miss. Thank you, made my day.

40 Times People Thought They Were Writing One Thing, But Ended Up With Another (New Pics)

Spoonerisms, make the round go world.

30 Times People Said Something So Wild, Passersby Had To Share It Online (New Pics)

I saw a friend's ex on TV that day walking through the door of the Capitol. Yup, dropped that dime in a heartbeat.

Narcissistic_Alcoholic • upvoted an item 2 months ago

38 Times Companies Faced Such Backlash From Customers It Became Historic

Why people still continue to use those awful, overpriced phones, I'll never understand (edit: I know I'll get downvoted but oh well)

Narcissistic_Alcoholic • upvoted 10 items 3 months ago

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“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)

Wow! Those were the top of my list growing up, now I can dedicate all my time to those pesky tunnels painted on hillsides.

“Steal One Of The Steak Knives”: 40 People Share The Most “Evil” Life Hack They Know

Have a sib like that. I've never seen a dime of anything, yet, they have come away with $100K in real estate, investments, and tangibles. I don't care, won't fight for it, and know that their kids will do it to them, so, just waiting for the day to whisper that in their ear as they lay dying.

50 Memes That Shed Light On Our Past And Are Hilarious At The Same Time

Ea Nasir, the most famous seller of lousy copper in history 😁

50 Memes That Shed Light On Our Past And Are Hilarious At The Same Time

No doubt it also includes the sentence "I want to speak to the manager!"

50 Memes That Shed Light On Our Past And Are Hilarious At The Same Time

Norwegian resitance fighters also probably prevented Nazi Germany from winning the war by sabotaging their nuclear weapons program. Without it the Nazis probably would have gotten the bomb first and that would have derailed the allied war effort. So huge thanks to those few Norwegians on skis

50 Memes That Shed Light On Our Past And Are Hilarious At The Same Time

Guess the Germans were in deep sh*t...

50 Memes That Shed Light On Our Past And Are Hilarious At The Same Time

Expert level difficulty

Narcissistic_Alcoholic • upvoted 9 items 6 months ago

50 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

There might not be a law but there sure is a bus. What a b!tch.

50 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

Good man

30 Ingeniously Evil Pranks People Managed To Pull Off

In my 20s, I worked IT for a law firm. Bunch of arrogant attorneys that knew everything except how to open a PDF, print a Word doc, or forward an email. When one or another of them would get under my skin, I would screen capture their desktop, with icons in place. Replace their wallpaper with that image, and move all their icons off-screen. The utter frustration on their faces. If they just annoyed me, I would tape their mouse so it wouldn't register movement, or remap their keyboard. One particular guy really got at me, so I redefined his auto-replace in Word. He was submitting court docs with umlauts, accents, breves, graves, circumflexes, etc., and accented characters. Never all at once, but every now and again. Drove him absolutely insane. (RDP was my friend back int he day.) Judges were questioning his efficacy as an attorney and his sanity near the end. (When he left the frim). Don't Ҏīšś off the IT guy!

30 Ingeniously Evil Pranks People Managed To Pull Off

To do this, create a shortcut on the desktop and when it asks for a location, type in "shutdown -s -t 00" and set the icon as whichever program you want to fake.

Troidin reply

My mum's laptop wallpaper was a picture of her granddaughter. I copied the picture 100 times and made her wallpaper a slide show of the same picture over and over again, so the file would change but nothing would change visibly on the monitor. The pictures would change every 10 seconds. On one of the images I painted a tiny little curly moustache on her. So randomly for 10 seconds my niece would have a moustache. My mum thought she was either losing her mind or had a computer virus and everytime the moustache popped up, it was gone by the time she tried to show anyone.

Here_4_the_INFO reply

Anesthesiologist: "OK, we're going to go to sleep now." Me: "I think ONE of us should stay awake"... and I was out.

Briar_Knight reply

I have seen a patient pull off a pretty good one. "Wanna hear a joke? How do you keep an anesthetist in suspense?".

mcnessa32 reply

The nurse assisting with my vasectomy said, “I think I’m going to be sick” and ran out of the room. I looked at my doctor and said that’s not the usual reaction I get when I drop my pants. It took him 10 minutes to compose himself.

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