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char • commented on 2 posts 2 days ago

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

you're getting free a*s peppers, stop complaining

“AITA For Telling My Sister That Her Baby Name Is Weird?”

I was reading it as a weird spelling of Aria

char • upvoted 14 items 2 days ago

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

I learned that one back when I was 18 and in the Air Force. I’d done it a couple times already and expected to have to do it with pretty much every man in the building (there were about 20, and three of us girls), but the third one was a full-bird colonel. Believe me when I say it took everything I had in me to do it to him (I was terrified of an Article 15 or a court martial) (though for what I have no idea! 😀) (remember I was 18, so not a rocket surgeon yet), and I actually gagged slightly while speaking (from terror, not from being grossed out), and was delirious when I discovered that NO ONE talked to my (・人・) after that! (Correction: Sure, some guys *started out* speaking to ‘em, but would quickly remember what I’d done and look me in the eyes.) It’s a terrific tactic IF you can …

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

In my experience the people who call themselves "Christians" are the ones hating on other people.

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

In my experience the people who call themselves "Christians" are the ones hating on other people.

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

Maybe Christians should start acting like Christ.

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

Endowment, or lack thereof, is not the issue. The issue is that sitting is healthier. All men should be seated when urinating. Unless you're out in the woods without a choice, sit your butt down and do something good for your body.

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

I was at the airport in Denver and the bathrooms had a sign that had a man,woman,child and alien and said Whatever lOL

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

"Well, Boss, I know of one easy way to keep people from thinking you don't pay me enough..."

“AITA For Telling My Sister That Her Baby Name Is Weird?”

I was wondering how to pronounce Araya. Thanks for the explanation!

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

Popping a wheelie is the most appropriate way to give thanks.

“AITA For Telling My Sister That Her Baby Name Is Weird?”

Tbh I was fairly certain that the last name started with L because... Well check the full initials and I am certain this is a troll post

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

I used to have a guy at work who blatantly stared at my chest every time we spoke. One day, I leaned down and started talking to his crotch during our conversation. He said, "I get it, I get it," and we didn't have a problem after that.

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

Then maybe christianity should mind it's business and keep your nose out of my pussy

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

Now Trent is gonna be the butt of all jokes

40 Hilarious ‘Science Memes’ That Do Not Require A PhD (New Pics)

That's the same look I saw on every grad student I met.

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

It's not his fault, He's clearly under influence of Mushrooms

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char • upvoted 23 items 3 days ago

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

Well you better go catch it!

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

I find a lot of times, turning around a passive aggressive statement or a creepy compliment or a double standard rule, turn it around on the person who said it to you, it's quite hilarious. They usually "get" what you're saying, they usually don't have a response, but at the very least, you can get really good at turning comments around. Practice makes perfect

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

Well you better go catch it!

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

the new underground abortion clinic. you^ll recognice it by the clotheshanger. Sorry for the dark

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

Apparently I’ve been buying the same card for my wife for several years. I always get so excited when I see the perfect one.

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

Is it also a cycle path?

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

His arrival was foretold by the ancient texts

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

I would say this is fake, but having been a gym rat...yeah.. these guys exist.

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

Why do I feel like ur also HR and u just need a little drama at work

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

Can you imagine the kids face if this person wrote down the address, adopted the cat, then showed up at his house with the cat? Obviously not a good idea but the kids mind would be blown.

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

Ingredients: protons, neutrons and electrons. Photons not included. May be present: gravitons

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

Boss to Trent in marketing: "You know exactly what you did."

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

Try telling that to the judge.

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

At least you get some privacy.

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

Or practical.

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

"Dignity" and "Modesty" are the other two dancers.

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

This hits too close to home

40 Hilarious ‘Science Memes’ That Do Not Require A PhD (New Pics)

TIL. The contents of my fridge is actually the materials needed for a science fair project..

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

Stress-free work environment

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

This is so true. And let's not mention entitlement.

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char • commented on a post 3 days ago

The “Now That’s Funny” IG Page Shares 50 Unhinged And Relatable Memes

wow, you got it :D i'm so happy for you

char • submitted a new post 5 months ago

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char • commented on 2 posts 2 days ago

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

you're getting free a*s peppers, stop complaining

“AITA For Telling My Sister That Her Baby Name Is Weird?”

I was reading it as a weird spelling of Aria

char • commented on a post 3 days ago

The “Now That’s Funny” IG Page Shares 50 Unhinged And Relatable Memes

wow, you got it :D i'm so happy for you

char • commented on 3 posts 4 days ago

“Most Were Also Flabbergasted When I Told Them No”: People Share The Dumbest Customer Questions

ooh, also, one time, a middle-aged woman who was deeeeeefinitely not sober walked in at like 9 pm, I greet her and she doesn't say anything, she just goes straight to the drink cooler. while carefully scanning the cooler, she asks me "do you guys have any Pepsi?" i'm like "uh, yeah, we do", she just keeps on searching for Pepsi while I stand at the register dumbfounded because it is literally right in front of her eyes. she says, getting slightly more agitated, "I just need a Pepsi or a Mountain Dew, do you have either of those?" to which I say "yes, we do, we have both". she eventually spots the mountain dew and takes one, but instead of taking one from the front like any other person, she reaches in up to her shoulder and grabs a bottle from the back of the fridge. she takes it out, looks me in the eye, and says, "I shouldn't have this. it's too much caffeine." and i'm kinda like "oh, yeah, haha" and then she puts it haphazardly back in the fridge and leaves without buying anything.

“Most Were Also Flabbergasted When I Told Them No”: People Share The Dumbest Customer Questions

tried to use a digital coupon that was "buy one cheese/pepperoni pizza, get one free"; I explained that those codes can only be used on the app/website (no problem, I have to tell people that all the time); he gets upset and is complaining that his wife will be upset if he doesn't come home with pizza; i gently ask him if he'd like to order anything---he doesn't, he just keeps wandering in and out of the door and around the lobby, complaining that his wife will be upset; eventually, he orders on the app so he can use the code; he gets his food and then gets upset and complains that the code wasn't applied; i look at his order to see what happened, and rather than ordering two cheese/pepperoni pizzas, he ordered ONE and it was SAUSAGE. it was the only time i've ever laughed at a customer, i felt so bad for doing so

“Most Were Also Flabbergasted When I Told Them No”: People Share The Dumbest Customer Questions

I work register at a pizza place, and I often get "why does it cost so much??? I thought they were only five dollars!" "yeah, well... not anymore" "that's ridiculous! why would you change the prices?" "inflation, man" people also get mad at me whenever: there's a wait for pizza, the app isn't working, codes from the app can't be applied in person, they learn we don't do delivery, as though I have any control over any of those things

char • commented on a post 5 days ago

30 Hilarious Car Mod Fails That Turned Dream Rides Into Roadside Jokes (New Pics)

looks like it was made by ai

char • commented on 12 posts 6 days ago

50 Hilarious Tweets That Showcase Trademark British Humor

woosh??

50 Hilarious Tweets That Showcase Trademark British Humor

you mean... all of humanity?

30 Tattoo Fails That Are So Bad, They Might Make You Cringe

it's cool!! I don't get it, but it's cool!!

30 Tattoo Fails That Are So Bad, They Might Make You Cringe

and capitalization

30 Tattoo Fails That Are So Bad, They Might Make You Cringe

is it just me or does the arm look slightly broken?

30 Tattoo Fails That Are So Bad, They Might Make You Cringe

wrong fist, buddy

50 Hilarious Memes To Make You Laugh, As Shared On This Instagram Page (New Pics)

my grandpa is Chachi fsr

50 Hilarious Memes To Make You Laugh, As Shared On This Instagram Page (New Pics)

uhhh, I guess i'm just "ha"?

50 Hilarious Memes To Make You Laugh, As Shared On This Instagram Page (New Pics)

I've only really used it in advanced science classes

50 Hilarious Memes To Make You Laugh, As Shared On This Instagram Page (New Pics)

i'm 9.36 bananas tall :DDD

27 Stories Of Tourists Having Really Cringy Moments While Traveling To Another Country

....do you?

27 Stories Of Tourists Having Really Cringy Moments While Traveling To Another Country

I (American) had a friend whose favorite joke was "embarazado" in Spanish sounding like the word "embarrassed" but actually meaning "pregnant", and literally any time he was pretending to be embarrassed he would be like "oh dear, I'm so embarazado right now" and everyone who knew would just groan

char • commented on a post 1 week ago

30 Hilarious Examples Of Instagram Vs. Reality That Show The Truth Behind Photos (New Pics)

yes, it's shallow to care about what someone looks like, but if you've seen someone's photos, you're going to expect them to look something like the photos. if a person lied to me online about what they really looked like, I would take that as a major red flag, regardless of whether they're attractive in person.

char • upvoted 20 items 2 days ago

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

Apparently I’ve been buying the same card for my wife for several years. I always get so excited when I see the perfect one.

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50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

"Well, Boss, I know of one easy way to keep people from thinking you don't pay me enough..."

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

I would say this is fake, but having been a gym rat...yeah.. these guys exist.

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50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

Popping a wheelie is the most appropriate way to give thanks.

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50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

Can you imagine the kids face if this person wrote down the address, adopted the cat, then showed up at his house with the cat? Obviously not a good idea but the kids mind would be blown.

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