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Charlie Shannon • submitted 3 new posts 4 months ago

Hey Pandas, Which Celebrity Have You Run Into On The Street? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Should Never Have Been Invented? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Which Celebrity Have You Run Into On The Street? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Should Never Have Been Invented? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Should Never Have Happened?

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Charlie Shannon • submitted 2 list additions 4 months ago

Hey Pandas, Which Celebrity Have You Run Into On The Street? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Should Never Have Been Invented? (Closed)

Charlie Shannon • upvoted 35 items 4 months ago

New One-Panel Comics By Jimmy Craig That Prove Humor Is Everywhere

Hey Pandas, What Should Never Have Been Invented?

Aristocracy Just the idea that because you're born in a rich family means your better than other people is absurd

Hey Pandas, What Should Never Have Been Invented?

Roundup- the chemical herbicide banned for being carcinogenic and the subject of many lawsuits.

Hey Pandas, What Should Never Have Been Invented?

Temu

Fun_Situation7214 reply

That I can't sue over a misdiagnosis that cost me my leg. It was more than my leg. It was my freedom, independence, ability to work and defend myself. Apparently necrotizing fasciitis is hard to diagnose. This was during covid and I talked to a Dr through a tablet. I waited for 20 hours with a high fever and no trauma. They said I had a sprained ankle.

Wooden_Cattle1847 reply

A book claiming how to win the lottery 😂.

Ritaredditonce reply

Clean Coal.

Hey Pandas, What Should Never Have Happened?

Industry. For thousands and thousands of years people lived simply. Then the industrial revolution starts in 1850 and in a short time the love of laziness took over.

Hey Pandas, What Should Never Have Happened?

The Holocaust, no explanation needed

Hey Pandas, What Should Never Have Happened?

That time Trump was president.

Sthepker reply

Not dad lore, but grandfather lore: My grandfather grew up in Germany during WWII as a young boy. His entire family was about as anti-Nazi as you could be without getting thrown into jail. One day, members of the Nazi Party came around the village and began hanging up large propaganda banners that said “we are protecting the futures of our children”. My grandfather, in his infinite wisdom, had an idea… That night, when the village was asleep, he went around with a bucket of paint, changing the first letter of the word “Children” from a K to an R. In German, the word for children is “kinder”. My witty grandfather, however, also knew the word for cattle, which is “Rinder”. The next morning, the village woke up to see that all of the banners put up by the Nazis now read, “we are protecting the futures of our cattle”. What a f*****g legend.

ihatestairs reply

One time when I was really little my dad went to his plugs house to do a transaction or whatever. While he was there the guy had a new dog, small cocker spaniel that he was severely mistreating. All you had to do was look at it and it would fall on itself and pee all over itself it was really sad. Anyways my dad got his weed, stood up, picked up the dog and said "I'm taking your dog a*****e" and just left with it, and we had a new dog.

Hey Pandas, What Should Never Have Happened?

Uncessary war

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Charlie Shannon • upvoted 20 items 4 months ago

New One-Panel Comics By Jimmy Craig That Prove Humor Is Everywhere

21 Fresh One-Panel Comics By Jimmy Craig Mixing Humor And Darkness

Just behind the gift shop.

New One-Panel Comics By Jimmy Craig That Prove Humor Is Everywhere

21 Fresh One-Panel Comics By Jimmy Craig Mixing Humor And Darkness

What's the down payment?

Hey Pandas, What Should Never Have Been Invented?

Aristocracy Just the idea that because you're born in a rich family means your better than other people is absurd

Hey Pandas, What Should Never Have Been Invented?

Roundup- the chemical herbicide banned for being carcinogenic and the subject of many lawsuits.

Hey Pandas, What Should Never Have Been Invented?

Temu