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Charlie Shannon
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Hey Pandas, What Should Never Have Been Invented?
Aristocracy Just the idea that because you're born in a rich family means your better than other people is absurdHey Pandas, What Should Never Have Been Invented?
Roundup- the chemical herbicide banned for being carcinogenic and the subject of many lawsuits.
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That I can't sue over a misdiagnosis that cost me my leg. It was more than my leg. It was my freedom, independence, ability to work and defend myself. Apparently necrotizing fasciitis is hard to diagnose. This was during covid and I talked to a Dr through a tablet. I waited for 20 hours with a high fever and no trauma. They said I had a sprained ankle.
Hey Pandas, What Should Never Have Happened?
Industry. For thousands and thousands of years people lived simply. Then the industrial revolution starts in 1850 and in a short time the love of laziness took over.
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Not dad lore, but grandfather lore: My grandfather grew up in Germany during WWII as a young boy. His entire family was about as anti-Nazi as you could be without getting thrown into jail. One day, members of the Nazi Party came around the village and began hanging up large propaganda banners that said “we are protecting the futures of our children”. My grandfather, in his infinite wisdom, had an idea… That night, when the village was asleep, he went around with a bucket of paint, changing the first letter of the word “Children” from a K to an R. In German, the word for children is “kinder”. My witty grandfather, however, also knew the word for cattle, which is “Rinder”. The next morning, the village woke up to see that all of the banners put up by the Nazis now read, “we are protecting the futures of our cattle”. What a f*****g legend.
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One time when I was really little my dad went to his plugs house to do a transaction or whatever. While he was there the guy had a new dog, small cocker spaniel that he was severely mistreating. All you had to do was look at it and it would fall on itself and pee all over itself it was really sad. Anyways my dad got his weed, stood up, picked up the dog and said "I'm taking your dog a*****e" and just left with it, and we had a new dog.
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Charlie Shannon • upvoted 20 items 5 months ago
Hey Pandas, What Should Never Have Been Invented?
Aristocracy Just the idea that because you're born in a rich family means your better than other people is absurdHey Pandas, What Should Never Have Been Invented?
Roundup- the chemical herbicide banned for being carcinogenic and the subject of many lawsuits.Fun_Situation7214 reply
That I can't sue over a misdiagnosis that cost me my leg. It was more than my leg. It was my freedom, independence, ability to work and defend myself. Apparently necrotizing fasciitis is hard to diagnose. This was during covid and I talked to a Dr through a tablet. I waited for 20 hours with a high fever and no trauma. They said I had a sprained ankle.Sthepker reply
Not dad lore, but grandfather lore: My grandfather grew up in Germany during WWII as a young boy. His entire family was about as anti-Nazi as you could be without getting thrown into jail. One day, members of the Nazi Party came around the village and began hanging up large propaganda banners that said “we are protecting the futures of our children”. My grandfather, in his infinite wisdom, had an idea… That night, when the village was asleep, he went around with a bucket of paint, changing the first letter of the word “Children” from a K to an R. In German, the word for children is “kinder”. My witty grandfather, however, also knew the word for cattle, which is “Rinder”. The next morning, the village woke up to see that all of the banners put up by the Nazis now read, “we are protecting the futures of our cattle”. What a f*****g legend.i__hate__stairs reply
One time when I was really little my dad went to his plugs house to do a transaction or whatever. While he was there the guy had a new dog, small cocker spaniel that he was severely mistreating. All you had to do was look at it and it would fall on itself and pee all over itself it was really sad. Anyways my dad got his weed, stood up, picked up the dog and said "I'm taking your dog a*****e" and just left with it, and we had a new dog.This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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