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THE BEAN
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THE BEAN • upvoted 12 items 2 years ago
Fails, Funny
‘You Had One Job’: 50 Times People Spotted Such Stupid Fails, They Just Had To Document Them (New Pics)
funny senior quotes
“Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.”
"I'd Like A Meal" "Medium Or Large" "Yes" Thanks Lad. (It's My Tweet Btw Thought It Was Easier To Just Post The Tweet"
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THE BEAN • upvoted 11 items 3 years ago
Stupid-Things-Asked-Seriously
Waited on a woman who asked me what kind of meat was in our beef taco salad. Lady: what kind of meat is in your beef taco salad? Me : Beef L: what kind of beef? Me: Beef, ground beef seasoned with taco seasoning. L: No, I mean is it pork or chicken? Me: Ma’am, it’s beef, it’s from a cow. It’s beef.Stupid-Things-Asked-Seriously
Waited on a woman who asked me what kind of meat was in our beef taco salad. Lady: what kind of meat is in your beef taco salad? Me : Beef L: what kind of beef? Me: Beef, ground beef seasoned with taco seasoning. L: No, I mean is it pork or chicken? Me: Ma’am, it’s beef, it’s from a cow. It’s beef.
Stupid-Things-Asked-Seriously
Because I am a dwarf I get a lot of hilarious ones, but one of my favourites was "do you need to get a smaller engine for your car?" I really wish I could have seen your internal process that led to that question, lady.
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THE BEAN • upvoted 17 items 2 years ago
Fails, Funny
‘You Had One Job’: 50 Times People Spotted Such Stupid Fails, They Just Had To Document Them (New Pics)
funny senior quotes
“Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.”"I'd Like A Meal" "Medium Or Large" "Yes" Thanks Lad. (It's My Tweet Btw Thought It Was Easier To Just Post The Tweet"
THE BEAN • upvoted 3 items 3 years ago
Stupid-Things-Asked-Seriously
Waited on a woman who asked me what kind of meat was in our beef taco salad. Lady: what kind of meat is in your beef taco salad? Me : Beef L: what kind of beef? Me: Beef, ground beef seasoned with taco seasoning. L: No, I mean is it pork or chicken? Me: Ma’am, it’s beef, it’s from a cow. It’s beef.This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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