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Cowws • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

“2,055 Brown Recluse Spiders Were Collected”: 30 “Today I Learned” Facts, From Shocking To Cool

No, @София Харитонова: Most were criminals etc. "Gladiators would be sent ... to _fight to the death_ before cheering crowds of thousands. ... The games were so popular that successful gladiators could become extremely rich and very famous. As a result, while _most gladiators were condemned criminals, slaves or prisoners of war_, some were freedmen [freed slaves] who chose to fight..." - https://www.pbs.org/empires/romans/empire/gladiators.html

“2,055 Brown Recluse Spiders Were Collected”: 30 “Today I Learned” Facts, From Shocking To Cool

No, it wasn't a respected career. The vast majority were slaves (although a few were volunteers). If they were good, then they might win their freedom, but most died as slaves.

Cowws • commented on a post 1 week ago

“2,055 Brown Recluse Spiders Were Collected”: 30 “Today I Learned” Facts, From Shocking To Cool

Yes, but then again, fewer gladiators is almost always a good thing

Cowws • upvoted 16 items 1 week ago

Never Again: 30 Times People Learned Of Their Hatred For A Certain Thing After Trying It Once

AS a pastor I am SO SORRY to hear you had this horrible experience. This is NOT NORMAL! !! This sounds very much like a cult - desiring to control others rather then support them growing in the freedom a relationship with Christ with brings.

50 People That Deserve An ‘Award’ For Their Witty And Unhinged Online Comments (New Pics)

*encourages him*

Never Again: 30 Times People Learned Of Their Hatred For A Certain Thing After Trying It Once

50 People That Deserve An ‘Award’ For Their Witty And Unhinged Online Comments (New Pics)

*encourages him*

50 People That Deserve An ‘Award’ For Their Witty And Unhinged Online Comments (New Pics)

6.3 repeating.

Never Again: 30 Times People Learned Of Their Hatred For A Certain Thing After Trying It Once

That’s not church. That’s indoctrination

50 People That Deserve An ‘Award’ For Their Witty And Unhinged Online Comments (New Pics)

Oh lordy don't encourage him

Never Again: 30 Times People Learned Of Their Hatred For A Certain Thing After Trying It Once

That is absolutely insane! Any " church" that prevents you from leaving isn't a real church , it's a cult.

Never Again: 30 Times People Learned Of Their Hatred For A Certain Thing After Trying It Once

Most normal churches are definitely not like that. Not that I'm religious but that is not normal.

50 People That Deserve An ‘Award’ For Their Witty And Unhinged Online Comments (New Pics)

Nah, dessert spoon is what other people mistakenly refer to as "ladle".

50 People That Deserve An ‘Award’ For Their Witty And Unhinged Online Comments (New Pics)

Now you need to give one third to Fred and two of what's left to Mary and work out how many you now have

50 People That Deserve An ‘Award’ For Their Witty And Unhinged Online Comments (New Pics)

What about horseradish and English mustard though

50 People That Deserve An ‘Award’ For Their Witty And Unhinged Online Comments (New Pics)

I love your mum

50 People That Deserve An ‘Award’ For Their Witty And Unhinged Online Comments (New Pics)

Mr Auntriarch believes that every spoon is a dessert spoon, so he's no help

50 People That Deserve An ‘Award’ For Their Witty And Unhinged Online Comments (New Pics)

As a lower class white person, I concur. The pain is the only thing left that makes us feel alive.

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“Window Cleaners”: 50 Industries That Are Way More Dark And Sinister Than Most Realize

That's a harsh and hugely inaccurate over simplification.

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Cowws • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

30 Dark Secrets That Could Shatter Lives If Exposed

For both of them!

Cowws • upvoted 8 items 1 month ago

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Cowws • upvoted 8 items 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Mini Superpower Do You Have? (Closed)

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“Yup, I’m Breaking Up With You”: 40 Moments That Ruined Relationships

I would be concerned if he did. I've never met a Christian who denies dinosaurs either

Hey Pandas, What Mini Superpower Do You Have? (Closed)

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“Yup, I’m Breaking Up With You”: 40 Moments That Ruined Relationships

I would be concerned if he did. I've never met a Christian who denies dinosaurs either

“Yup, I’m Breaking Up With You”: 40 Moments That Ruined Relationships

Downvote me if you like but it seems to me that regardless of the rights or wrongs of Brexit, you split up with her for having her own opinions. That does rather make you look somewhat controlling. Click away.

“Yup, I’m Breaking Up With You”: 40 Moments That Ruined Relationships

I went to church school and never once did the priest ever tried to deny dinosaurs.

Hey Pandas, What Mini Superpower Do You Have? (Closed)

“Yup, I’m Breaking Up With You”: 40 Moments That Ruined Relationships

My late husband wasn't a dancer in any sense of the word, but he did like to hold me & slowly go in circles. Knowing how hurt I was when my first husband refused to even slow dance with me at our reception (he loudly refused in front of our guests), so he got my mom to teach him some basic moves (she was a dancer). It wasn't anything special to watch, but knowing he did it just for me? Damn, I miss him. It's only been 5 months, but that kind of memory keeps me going.

“Yup, I’m Breaking Up With You”: 40 Moments That Ruined Relationships

I've no problem with whatever anyone wants to believe in but when it comes to them laughing or sneering at others beliefs I'm out.

People With 10/10 Partners Are Sharing What It's Like To Date Them

Why do people forget that besides looks, there's also PERSONALITY??

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Cowws • submitted 2 list additions 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Mini Superpower Do You Have? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Could Send A One-Sentence Message To Your Twenty-Year-Old Self, What Would It Say? (Closed)

Cowws • commented on 2 posts 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Mini Superpower Do You Have? (Closed)

There's this destructive part in all of us. Sorry to hear that. Hope this season passes soon for you

Hey Pandas, What Mini Superpower Do You Have? (Closed)

Haha, that game is hard. Props to you

Cowws • submitted 3 new posts 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, Give Me Your Cold Takes

Cowws • submitted 4 new posts 2 years ago

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Cowws • submitted 2 list additions 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Mini Superpower Do You Have? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Could Send A One-Sentence Message To Your Twenty-Year-Old Self, What Would It Say? (Closed)

Cowws • submitted a list addition 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s Something Small You Find Beautiful?

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Hey Pandas, Why Should We Celebrate Valentine's Day? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Share Your Old New Year's Resolutions And How They Worked Out (Closed)

Cowws • submitted 15 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Do You Know About Australia?

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Experiences You've Had With Your Brothers That You Think Others Can Relate To? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, How Did You Find Your Purpose In Life?

Hey Pandas, If You Could Live In Or Visit Any Time Period Past Or Future, What Era Would You Choose? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Could Teleport To Any Fictional Universe For A Day, Where Would You Go?

Hey Pandas, What's Something You've Changed Your Mind About In The Last Year? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Had All The Money In The World, What Would You Change About Your Life? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's A Valid Alternative To The Common Democratic Government? (Closed)

Hey Religious Pandas, What Questions Do You Have For Athiests? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You've Always Wanted To Ask Someone From A Different Religion Or Belief?

Hey Pandas, What Do You Think About Climate Change?

Hey Pandas, What's Your Morning Routine? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Advice For Dealing With Someone Who Bullies You For Your Youth? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's An Event That Happened On The Exact Day You Were Born? (Closed)

Cowws • commented on a post 1 week ago

“2,055 Brown Recluse Spiders Were Collected”: 30 “Today I Learned” Facts, From Shocking To Cool

Yes, but then again, fewer gladiators is almost always a good thing

Cowws • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

30 Dark Secrets That Could Shatter Lives If Exposed

For both of them!

Cowws • commented on 10 posts 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Mini Superpower Do You Have? (Closed)

There's this destructive part in all of us. Sorry to hear that. Hope this season passes soon for you

Hey Pandas, What Mini Superpower Do You Have? (Closed)

Haha, that game is hard. Props to you

“Scottish Haggis Are Practically Extinct”: 30 Interesting Facts About Countries Round The Globe

Yeah, I got pretty sunburnt there. Didn't expect it with 20 degrees

“Scottish Haggis Are Practically Extinct”: 30 Interesting Facts About Countries Round The Globe

*seething*

50 Funny Pics Europeans Posted To Confuse Americans

These were funny... just not in the intended way

50 Funny Pics Europeans Posted To Confuse Americans

The fried tomatoes are calling me

“None Of The Doctors Have Been Able To Explain How”: 30 Disturbing Experiences People Can’t Explain

Hi five! A nerd like her could never expect to get with jocks like us! *looks over and harbours secret crush*

Someone Asked “What Is The Best City You’ve Ever Visited?” And 30 Peeps Delivered

Found the Melburnian

“No One Will Be Able To Guess The Secret”: 30 Best Secret Ingredients That Elevate A Dish’s Taste

These were fun! Thanks for posting!

“No One Will Be Able To Guess The Secret”: 30 Best Secret Ingredients That Elevate A Dish’s Taste

Ssshhh we don't want to educate the masses

Cowws • commented on 8 posts 7 months ago

30 People Share Examples Of People Blindly Wasting Money When They Think They're Saving

such historical rulings ought to be preserved

40 Times People Won The Internet With Their Hilarious Reviews

his grandmother

Someone Asked Women To Share Their Toxic Workplace Giveaways And 30 Delivered

a hat shop

31 Hard-To-Swallow Pills About Life's Truths

hah, not if I die first

31 Hard-To-Swallow Pills About Life's Truths

something not talked about enough is that the bible says we're all bad people. Yes, the bible is offensive. No, the solution is not the clergy guilt tripping us to give our time and resources to God (via them). The bible says all you need to do is accept God's forgiveness and love!

50 Self-Centered People That Deserved To Be Roasted For Their Tone-Deaf Posts

I feel like culture is much more than community. And even with community, Americans have distinct ways of how they get to know other people and what they do with people they know. How they treat their friends, how they treat their next door neighbours. How they show their love/hatred/apathy to each other. These are all things that differ even in America from state to state, let alone between Anglosphere countries. I think I get where you're coming from though. I would like my culture to have more positive community events, where you can feel like you belong. Or maybe I just need to get out of the house more and join a club or something

35 Reasons Why Modern Dating Is Tough On Men, According To These Candid Internet Users

I love the idea of looking for love/friends by volunteering. Worst case scenario, you make a positive difference. As long as you actually are invested in the volunteer work and not just trying to use it.

35 Reasons Why Modern Dating Is Tough On Men, According To These Candid Internet Users

man, 1819 years of singleness does sound tough

Cowws • upvoted 2 items 4 days ago

“2,055 Brown Recluse Spiders Were Collected”: 30 “Today I Learned” Facts, From Shocking To Cool

No, it wasn't a respected career. The vast majority were slaves (although a few were volunteers). If they were good, then they might win their freedom, but most died as slaves.

“2,055 Brown Recluse Spiders Were Collected”: 30 “Today I Learned” Facts, From Shocking To Cool

Cowws • upvoted 16 items 1 week ago

Never Again: 30 Times People Learned Of Their Hatred For A Certain Thing After Trying It Once

That is absolutely insane! Any " church" that prevents you from leaving isn't a real church , it's a cult.

Never Again: 30 Times People Learned Of Their Hatred For A Certain Thing After Trying It Once

That’s not church. That’s indoctrination

Never Again: 30 Times People Learned Of Their Hatred For A Certain Thing After Trying It Once

Most normal churches are definitely not like that. Not that I'm religious but that is not normal.

50 People That Deserve An ‘Award’ For Their Witty And Unhinged Online Comments (New Pics)

What about horseradish and English mustard though

50 People That Deserve An ‘Award’ For Their Witty And Unhinged Online Comments (New Pics)

As a lower class white person, I concur. The pain is the only thing left that makes us feel alive.

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50 People That Deserve An ‘Award’ For Their Witty And Unhinged Online Comments (New Pics)

6.3 repeating.

50 People That Deserve An ‘Award’ For Their Witty And Unhinged Online Comments (New Pics)

Now you need to give one third to Fred and two of what's left to Mary and work out how many you now have

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50 People That Deserve An ‘Award’ For Their Witty And Unhinged Online Comments (New Pics)

*encourages him*

50 People That Deserve An ‘Award’ For Their Witty And Unhinged Online Comments (New Pics)

Oh lordy don't encourage him

50 People That Deserve An ‘Award’ For Their Witty And Unhinged Online Comments (New Pics)

Nah, dessert spoon is what other people mistakenly refer to as "ladle".

50 People That Deserve An ‘Award’ For Their Witty And Unhinged Online Comments (New Pics)

Mr Auntriarch believes that every spoon is a dessert spoon, so he's no help

50 People That Deserve An ‘Award’ For Their Witty And Unhinged Online Comments (New Pics)

I love your mum

“Window Cleaners”: 50 Industries That Are Way More Dark And Sinister Than Most Realize

That's a harsh and hugely inaccurate over simplification.

Cowws • upvoted 2 items 1 month ago

35 Outrageous Job Requirements That Made People Nope Out (New Pics)

Your hate is peaking out, may want to tuck that back in.

30 Times People Didn’t Think Their Symptoms Were A Big Deal, But They Were

Bro, let these people have the faith that they want to. You’re like those religious extremists who get mad when you don’t share their exact beliefs.

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