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Fortescue_ (they/them) 🇬🇧 • upvoted 3 items 5 days ago

50 Cool And Interesting Facts About The World That May Be New To You

Which supermarket should I go to to pick some up?

50 Hilarious Pets Who Don’t Quite Understand The Concept Of Boundaries (New Pics)

Rabies!!! Come on girl u no better!

50 Cool And Interesting Facts About The World That May Be New To You

Which supermarket should I go to to pick some up?

50 Hilarious Pets Who Don’t Quite Understand The Concept Of Boundaries (New Pics)

Rabies!!! Come on girl u no better!

Men Are Posting Their Homes Asking How To Make Them Better And Here Are 30 Of The Best Results

Not yet divorced...no hard feelings...🙋🏽 🥁 👋🏽

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Fortescue_ (they/them) 🇬🇧 • upvoted an item 6 days ago

Men Are Posting Their Homes Asking How To Make Them Better And Here Are 30 Of The Best Results

Really dark and the table seems a bit narrow for a screen that size?

Fortescue_ (they/them) 🇬🇧 • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

28 Things Which Expose Any Person's Low Intelligence, As Shared In This Viral Thread On X

Or vote for them.

There’s No Such A Thing As A Dumb Question, But These 50 People Proved Everyone Wrong

4 foot 8 inches.

Fortescue_ (they/them) 🇬🇧 • upvoted 10 items 1 week ago

20 Funny And Relatable Comics By Australia-Based Artist Evie Hilliar (New Pics)

I play that game too!

37 Sharp-Witted Illustrations By Chaz Hutton That Might Make You Chuckle And Relate (New Pics)

He's got a nice butt, too

20 Funny And Relatable Comics By Australia-Based Artist Evie Hilliar (New Pics)

I play that game too!

37 Sharp-Witted Illustrations By Chaz Hutton That Might Make You Chuckle And Relate (New Pics)

He's got a nice butt, too

37 Sharp-Witted Illustrations By Chaz Hutton That Might Make You Chuckle And Relate (New Pics)

When the dump takes a dump

37 Sharp-Witted Illustrations By Chaz Hutton That Might Make You Chuckle And Relate (New Pics)

Unfortunately, Sisyphus didn't have SatNav

37 Sharp-Witted Illustrations By Chaz Hutton That Might Make You Chuckle And Relate (New Pics)

"For the rest of history" can mean several centuries, if you're lucky

28 Things Which Expose Any Person's Low Intelligence, As Shared In This Viral Thread On X

Ahh. You mean like the next US president

37 Sharp-Witted Illustrations By Chaz Hutton That Might Make You Chuckle And Relate (New Pics)

United States next four years...

My Soldier Said I Could Post This As Long As I Get Up Votes.. Well I Dont Wanna Disappoint The Kid

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

No.

Woman Creates Dolls That Fit Each Child’s Needs While Representing Their Rare Health Conditions (26 New Pics)

I suppose you'll just had to take their word for it.

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Fortescue_ (they/them) 🇬🇧 • commented on 3 posts 4 weeks ago

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Fortescue_ (they/them) 🇬🇧 • upvoted 3 items 4 weeks ago

25 Intricate Art Deco Doors From Iconic Locations All Over The World

To Olympus we go

Artist Made 30 Relatable Comics About Random Happenings In Life

maybe should have left it for good will?

25 Intricate Art Deco Doors From Iconic Locations All Over The World

To Olympus we go

Artist Made 30 Relatable Comics About Random Happenings In Life

maybe should have left it for good will?

50 Funny "Great British Memes" To Crack You Up

"Things in motion stay in motion, while things at rest stay at rest"

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Fortescue_ (they/them) 🇬🇧 • upvoted 4 items 1 month ago

40 Unusual And Fascinating Maps That Might Change Your Perspective On The World (New Pics)

The bit near across the top appears to be deserted...

21 Before-And-After Pics That Show How Times Have Changed, As Shared On 'Old Photos In Real Life' (New Pics)

That looks like an artist's impression. The cars will still be there somewhere though - it just moves the problem somewhere else.

40 Unusual And Fascinating Maps That Might Change Your Perspective On The World (New Pics)

The bit near across the top appears to be deserted...

21 Before-And-After Pics That Show How Times Have Changed, As Shared On 'Old Photos In Real Life' (New Pics)

That looks like an artist's impression. The cars will still be there somewhere though - it just moves the problem somewhere else.

50 Funny "Great British Memes" To Crack You Up

Hoover sit. Hoover stay!

Fun-Jokes-Great-British-Memes

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Fortescue_ (they/them) 🇬🇧 • commented on 3 posts 7 months ago

33 Cringy Things That Scream Someone Peaked In High School

In England Seats are what you take in year 2&6 to assess how well the teacher is teaching, but it probably isn't the same thing as shown here.

50 Times People Came Across Something ‘Mildly Disgusting’ And Had To Share In This Group

Are you sure that isn't a towel?

33 Cringy Things That Scream Someone Peaked In High School

In England Seats are what you take in year 2&6 to assess how well the teacher is teaching, but it probably isn't the same thing as shown here.

50 Times People Came Across Something ‘Mildly Disgusting’ And Had To Share In This Group

Are you sure that isn't a towel?

50 Times Teachers And Professors Acted So Wholesomely, Their Students Just Had To Share The Pics (New Pics)

I kind of feel sorry for the students who just had a blank square 🤣

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Fortescue_ (they/them) 🇬🇧 • upvoted 11 items 7 months ago

33 Cringy Things That Scream Someone Peaked In High School

In England Seats are what you take in year 2&6 to assess how well the teacher is teaching, but it probably isn't the same thing as shown here.

These People Experienced The Worst Luck Imaginable And Had No Choice But To Take A Pic (50 New Pics)

This is illegal, I think.

33 Cringy Things That Scream Someone Peaked In High School

In England Seats are what you take in year 2&6 to assess how well the teacher is teaching, but it probably isn't the same thing as shown here.

These People Experienced The Worst Luck Imaginable And Had No Choice But To Take A Pic (50 New Pics)

This is illegal, I think.

33 Cringy Things That Scream Someone Peaked In High School

What is a SAT score?

30 People Share Examples Of People Blindly Wasting Money When They Think They're Saving

You don't have to use it all, just enough to justify the spend. If the $3 one is 500g and the $5 on is a kilo then using more than 500g means you've saved money. Why? Because you'd have to have bought two of the smaller ones. I see this all the time with bagged spinach. The small bag is $2, the big bag (twice as much) is $2.20. I don't use the full bag, but I use more than the small one. So it makes sense. On the other hand I only ever buy a tiny jar of coffee even though it's the worst possible value. Because I never drink coffee, it's only for the occasional guest. I'm usually throwing out most of even the smallest jar because it's "gone bad" before it's been used.

50 Must-See Historical Images That Reveal The Curious Realities Of The Past

Not even if you threatened to beat me senseless would I do this job.

50 Must-See Historical Images That Reveal The Curious Realities Of The Past

If it fits it sits.

‘The Lighter Side Of Science’: 50 Hilariously Relatable Memes For All (New Pics)

And what about scale, a musical collection of notes,?

‘The Lighter Side Of Science’: 50 Hilariously Relatable Memes For All (New Pics)

Imagine being a farmer and some people came and trampled on your crop for a silly photo.

“Wait A Second, This Is Wholesome Content”: 50 Posts To Restore Your Faith In Humanity

Sometimes your actions alter the whole life of another person.

“Wait A Second, This Is Wholesome Content”: 50 Posts To Restore Your Faith In Humanity

Awwwww.....

USS Los Angeles Airship Lands On The USS Saratoga, January 1928

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Fortescue_ (they/them) 🇬🇧 • submitted a new post 9 months ago

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Fortescue_ (they/them) 🇬🇧 • commented on 3 posts 4 weeks ago

25 Intricate Art Deco Doors From Iconic Locations All Over The World

To Olympus we go

132 Funny Comics About Summer Problems That Almost Everyone Will Relate To

It's because when you walk, you leave a small vacuum behind you, which the smoke is pulled towards

50 Funny "Great British Memes" To Crack You Up

"Things in motion stay in motion, while things at rest stay at rest"

Fortescue_ (they/them) 🇬🇧 • commented on 3 posts 7 months ago

33 Cringy Things That Scream Someone Peaked In High School

In England Seats are what you take in year 2&6 to assess how well the teacher is teaching, but it probably isn't the same thing as shown here.

50 Times People Came Across Something ‘Mildly Disgusting’ And Had To Share In This Group

Are you sure that isn't a towel?

50 Times Teachers And Professors Acted So Wholesomely, Their Students Just Had To Share The Pics (New Pics)

I kind of feel sorry for the students who just had a blank square 🤣

Fortescue_ (they/them) 🇬🇧 • commented on 14 posts 8 months ago

“What Rules? I'm Special”: 50 Pics Of Entitled Tourists To Make Your Blood Boil

Yes you were

“What Rules? I'm Special”: 50 Pics Of Entitled Tourists To Make Your Blood Boil

Just move the towels and sit on the chairs

Woman Goes Viral With 50 ‘Socially Acceptable’ Things In The UK That Would Confuse Americans

Not at all

"Things In Japan That Would Send Americans Into A Coma": 22 Unexpected Japanese Customs That Surprised This TikToker

I have a washing machine/tumble dryer that can do both, but you still have to pit your washing on the drying horse/line

30 Americans Warn Foreigners About What Things To Never Do In The US

Maybe if you were only stopping for a few minutes, like to use the ATM, but only if there is nowhere else

35 Things That Are Normal For Americans But Not The Rest Of The World

And if you have a water bottle you can asked for it to be filled up

30 Useless Facts That Will Just Take Up Space In Your Head, Unless You’re A Random Trivia Fanatic

When you pick it you kill it

“They Brought Pure Evil On This Earth”: 50 Everyday Inconveniences That Still Haven’t Been Solved

*Your

30 Messed Up High School Incidents That Would Never Be Forgotten

It could be murderer or molester or more

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That You Might Not Have Known (New Pics)

Probably because he only knew about ones from WW2 😅

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That You Might Not Have Known (New Pics)

Watch Hamilton! :)

50 Times People Came Up With Such Amazing DIY Projects, They Had To Share Their Results

What do you mean?

“What Is This Thing?”: 50 Times People Stumbled Upon Mysterious Objects (New Pics)

They are over a hole that's about a foot deep as well

“I Emailed His Mom”: 30 Women’s Best Post-Breakup Petty Revenge

Honestly, I think that is awesome, and he is disgusting for being a cheater, but I think, after a year or two, you should tell him you made it and send him one (or the design/file to it)

Fortescue_ (they/them) 🇬🇧 • upvoted 4 items 5 days ago

50 Hilarious Pets Who Don’t Quite Understand The Concept Of Boundaries (New Pics)

Rabies!!! Come on girl u no better!

50 Cool And Interesting Facts About The World That May Be New To You

Which supermarket should I go to to pick some up?

Men Are Posting Their Homes Asking How To Make Them Better And Here Are 30 Of The Best Results

Really dark and the table seems a bit narrow for a screen that size?

Men Are Posting Their Homes Asking How To Make Them Better And Here Are 30 Of The Best Results

Not yet divorced...no hard feelings...🙋🏽 🥁 👋🏽

Fortescue_ (they/them) 🇬🇧 • upvoted 4 items 6 days ago

My Soldier Said I Could Post This As Long As I Get Up Votes.. Well I Dont Wanna Disappoint The Kid

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

No.

Woman Creates Dolls That Fit Each Child’s Needs While Representing Their Rare Health Conditions (26 New Pics)

I suppose you'll just had to take their word for it.

There’s No Such A Thing As A Dumb Question, But These 50 People Proved Everyone Wrong

4 foot 8 inches.

Fortescue_ (they/them) 🇬🇧 • upvoted 8 items 1 week ago

28 Things Which Expose Any Person's Low Intelligence, As Shared In This Viral Thread On X

Or vote for them.

28 Things Which Expose Any Person's Low Intelligence, As Shared In This Viral Thread On X

Ahh. You mean like the next US president

37 Sharp-Witted Illustrations By Chaz Hutton That Might Make You Chuckle And Relate (New Pics)

He's got a nice butt, too

37 Sharp-Witted Illustrations By Chaz Hutton That Might Make You Chuckle And Relate (New Pics)

When the dump takes a dump

37 Sharp-Witted Illustrations By Chaz Hutton That Might Make You Chuckle And Relate (New Pics)

Unfortunately, Sisyphus didn't have SatNav

37 Sharp-Witted Illustrations By Chaz Hutton That Might Make You Chuckle And Relate (New Pics)

United States next four years...

37 Sharp-Witted Illustrations By Chaz Hutton That Might Make You Chuckle And Relate (New Pics)

"For the rest of history" can mean several centuries, if you're lucky

20 Funny And Relatable Comics By Australia-Based Artist Evie Hilliar (New Pics)

I play that game too!

Fortescue_ (they/them) 🇬🇧 • upvoted 4 items 4 weeks ago

Exploring America: 45 Maps That Might Shift Your View Of The US

Dang

30 Of The Most Amusing And Ridiculous Moments Ever Captured By Google Maps (New Pics)

Devils bottom

30 Terrible Maps That Are As Funny As They're Useless (New Pics)

Don't look now...

30 Terrible Maps That Are As Funny As They're Useless (New Pics)

thay are the same

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