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Fortescue_ (they/them) 🇬🇧 • upvoted an item 11 hours ago

“Today I Learned”: 30 Interesting And Weird Facts To Satisfy Your Curiosity (New Facts)

Donald trump's a jenius. That's what the j Stands for. /s

Fortescue_ (they/them) 🇬🇧 • commented on a post 11 hours ago

“Today I Learned”: 30 Interesting And Weird Facts To Satisfy Your Curiosity (New Facts)

Donald trump's a jenius. That's what the j Stands for. /s

Fortescue_ (they/them) 🇬🇧 • upvoted an item 2 days ago

“Today I Learned”: 30 Interesting And Weird Facts To Satisfy Your Curiosity (New Facts)

Yeah, we don't need no brainiacs running things around here!

Fortescue_ (they/them) 🇬🇧 • upvoted 3 items 3 days ago

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Fortescue_ (they/them) 🇬🇧 • commented on a post 3 days ago

50 Hilarious And Absurd Things Schools Have Done, According To Parents

Harry, the joke was that invisible wasn't there because it is 'invisible' as in you can't see it.

Fortescue_ (they/them) 🇬🇧 • upvoted an item 4 days ago

The One War I Don't Think Sabaton Ever Has Or Ever Will Write A Song About

Fortescue_ (they/them) 🇬🇧 • upvoted an item 5 days ago

50 Hilarious And Absurd Things Schools Have Done, According To Parents

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Fortescue_ (they/them) 🇬🇧 • upvoted an item 6 days ago

50 Hilarious And Absurd Things Schools Have Done, According To Parents

nate?

Fortescue_ (they/them) 🇬🇧 • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

35 Out-Of-Pocket Random And Silly Memes That May Be Just What The Doctor Ordered For You

Huh?!?!?

50 Fascinating History Stories Shared Online That Might Surprise You

And, part-time, he modelled for GQ magazine....

Fortescue_ (they/them) 🇬🇧 • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

50 Fascinating History Stories Shared Online That Might Surprise You

It was only done in the nude after a woman tricked her way into competing

50 Fascinating History Stories Shared Online That Might Surprise You

T-6-Os

Fortescue_ (they/them) 🇬🇧 • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

50 Epic Burns Of 2024 That Turned Insults Into High Art

Speak for yourself. Some of us are here for the inappropriate comments.

“Time Clock Thievery”: 30 People Recall The Craziest Things HR Has Accused Them Of At Work

I find too many off these fake. Way to many personal details and back stories trying to prove their point.

Fortescue_ (they/them) 🇬🇧 • upvoted 10 items 3 weeks ago

Funny-Neurodivergent-Memes

50 Funny Posts That Have No Business Being So Spot-On

Dr. Pepper - the one true fizzy drink

Hilarious Photos From People Who Don’t Lose Their Sense Of Humor During Christmas (New Pics)

Why, just Google the s**t? 🙃😬

Hilarious Photos From People Who Don’t Lose Their Sense Of Humor During Christmas (New Pics)

Should have been, Wictoria, Ingrid and, Nils?

50 Funny Memes That Are Like Witnessing A Dumpster Fire You Can’t Stop Laughing At

I think you mean "Je ne sais pourquoi." (For those who don't know any French, "Je ne sais quoi" means "I don't know what" or less literally, "something magically special." "Je ne sais POURquoi" means "I don't know why.")

50 Funny Posts That Have No Business Being So Spot-On

i would too as i also perfer pepsi if i have to drink one or the other but will always choose dr pepper over any other

50 Funny Posts That Have No Business Being So Spot-On

I am absolutely with you in the pro-Pepsi minority.

50 Funny Posts That Have No Business Being So Spot-On

I would know immediately. And I would not be impressed - I'm in the pro-Pepsi minority.

50 Funniest Dinosaur Memes For People With A Prehistoric Sense Of Humor

C'mon, it's not THAT funny.

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Fortescue_ (they/them) 🇬🇧 • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

50 Funny Posts That Have No Business Being So Spot-On

Dr. Pepper - the one true fizzy drink

Fortescue_ (they/them) 🇬🇧 • upvoted 4 items 4 weeks ago

50 Restaurant Signs That Cracked Clients Up (Best Of All Time)

Shouldn't that be "Polly not OK"? Just sayin'.

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

This man is giving Step-dad's a bad name because in general they're good guys

50 Restaurant Signs That Cracked Clients Up (Best Of All Time)

Shouldn't that be "Polly not OK"? Just sayin'.

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

This man is giving Step-dad's a bad name because in general they're good guys

40 Memes That Capture Humor, Chaos, And Everything In Between

Today, "the way men love" is mostly like "I took you for a dinner but you didn't have $ex with me so you need to pay for it since it was a waste of my time and money"

40 Memes That Capture Humor, Chaos, And Everything In Between

You don't deserve a cat.

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Fortescue_ (they/them) 🇬🇧 • commented on a post 4 weeks ago

30 Stories Of People Witnessing Something Wild And Shocking At The Beach

There are Christians all over the world, including 26 million in India. If He could appear to any Christian in the US, UK, or any other country, why not India?

Fortescue_ (they/them) 🇬🇧 • upvoted 8 items 4 weeks ago

40 Hilarious ‘Science Memes’ That Do Not Require A PhD (New Pics)

You spelled 'always' incorrectly.

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Woman Baffles Fans By Showing Her Abs On Her Pregnant Belly: "That's Insane"

40 Hilarious ‘Science Memes’ That Do Not Require A PhD (New Pics)

You spelled 'always' incorrectly.

Celebrities, News

Woman Baffles Fans By Showing Her Abs On Her Pregnant Belly: "That's Insane"

30 Stories Of People Witnessing Something Wild And Shocking At The Beach

As fake as they come

30 Stories Of People Witnessing Something Wild And Shocking At The Beach

Made up

Tollin74 reply

My deployment in 2006. We pulled into Cyprus.

Went to the beach, and since it was Europe they were topless, actually it was a nudist beach

The first hour it was awesome seeing every manner of [breast] available!

But then it just becomes normal and you don’t notice anything anymore.

Broutythecat reply

They try to explain to me, an Italian, that they're just as Italian as me because their great great great grandfather's second cousin's aunt was italian, then proceed to lecture me on what being italian really means, then tell me I'm wrong about my own country and culture.