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SDLT010

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Being American is not an excuse to be stupid, I should know because I am American and I know the difference between England, Great Britain, and the United Kingdom.

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SDLT010 • commented on 2 posts 4 weeks ago

50 Funny Posts That Have No Business Being So Spot-On

2010-2012 babies are the youngest people to remember flash games

50 Funny Posts That Have No Business Being So Spot-On

SDLT010 • upvoted 3 items 4 weeks ago

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SDLT010 • commented on 11 posts 1 month ago

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

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30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

The US is roughly the size of Europe and each European country is the size of large state.

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

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30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

The US is roughly the size of Europe and each European country is the size of large state.

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

I'm imagining the hot chocolate scene from Polar Express.

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

There are countries aside from the US that use the imperial system

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

What would the normal American accent be called? A southern accent is usually considered an American accent but what would the other one be called?

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

I'm American and know the difference between The Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland.

30 Brilliantly Sarcastic Comics By Anton Gudim That Capture Life’s Ironies (New Pics)

That mini fountain is cool as f**k.

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

I'm not gonna pay for premium to read 10 more stories in a listicle when there's hours worth of reddit stories on YouTube.

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

That term is not that new

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

No, It's a meme.

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

I THINK they might be saying if not having the knowledge that these guys exist they would have said it was fake, but I'm not sure.

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SDLT010 • upvoted 24 items 1 month ago

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

"And he stole $500." "It was $300!"

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

My first husband and I had a prenup. We had an infidelity clause that basically states that if he cheated, I was entitled to alimony and half of his inheritance from his maternal grandmother. Our marriage ended when he knocked up his mistress of 2 years. The jerk decided he wasn’t going to pay because I violated the terms of the clause first. He told the judge I cheated on him with d***s and alcohol. He went on to claim he took a mistress because he had needs and I was taking care of them WHILE I WAS IN REHAB! Our divorce dragged out for three years. It came to an end when his maternal grandmother died and made me the sole heir to her estate. Gran changed her will because she hated her grandson for the way he treated me. So, my ex lost everything because he couldn’t keep it in his pants.

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

"And he stole $500." "It was $300!"

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

The classic is "you can't have my fingerprints, I was wearing gloves!"

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

This is the most common stupid thing that defendants do. Apparently it happens over, and over, and over ...

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

We're actually both! "Wheeeeeee!"

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

"You have the right to remain silent".

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

"It takes two to tango" - but only one to break dance.

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

Well, if you'd put a decent amount of ice in your drinks, it wouldn't melt as fast. And who wants to drink warm Cokes anyway?

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

People seem to think that just because the people around them can't understand what they're saying, they can't hear them either. 🙄

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

I was in Hiroshima recently at Peace Museum about the nuclear bomb that annihilated Hiroshima. Very solemn and dead quiet... until some people started speaking Portuguese loudly. Every culture has its rude and loud people.

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

Which accent? Deep South, Midwest, Boston, or something else?

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

To be fair, folks in other countries do this too

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

Nah, not just American, the Germans love their backpacks too.

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

And you can recognize a European in a US eatery when they look at the plate and say "I just ordered one portion". 😄

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

Probably why the people in the earlier item would say "Delaware"

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

She should have put on the basketball game first. :D

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

Truth. Was on a SW plane once, an old guy flight attendant announced "now reach over and give your seatmate's belt a tug, make sure that baby's nice and snug, we about to lift this bird up off the rug." That was at least 15 years ago; never forgot it.

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

It's not his fault, He's clearly under influence of Mushrooms

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

I was a twenty something in the 70's. We were doing something else in those vans.

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

that joke is about as old as Irelend itself.

30 Brilliantly Sarcastic Comics By Anton Gudim That Capture Life’s Ironies (New Pics)

Fingerprint unlock, like on a smartphone.

30 Brilliantly Sarcastic Comics By Anton Gudim That Capture Life’s Ironies (New Pics)

If you don't have another way for air to escape, it's probably worth keeping the windows oppen even if they let in some sunlight.

Funny, Jokes

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

and it worked apparently :D

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SDLT010 • commented on 2 posts 4 weeks ago

50 Funny Posts That Have No Business Being So Spot-On

2010-2012 babies are the youngest people to remember flash games

50 Funny Posts That Have No Business Being So Spot-On

SDLT010 • commented on 18 posts 1 month ago

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

Logorrhea

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

The US is roughly the size of Europe and each European country is the size of large state.

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

I'm imagining the hot chocolate scene from Polar Express.

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

There are countries aside from the US that use the imperial system

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

What would the normal American accent be called? A southern accent is usually considered an American accent but what would the other one be called?

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

I'm American and know the difference between The Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland.

30 Brilliantly Sarcastic Comics By Anton Gudim That Capture Life’s Ironies (New Pics)

That mini fountain is cool as f**k.

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

I'm not gonna pay for premium to read 10 more stories in a listicle when there's hours worth of reddit stories on YouTube.

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

That term is not that new

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

No, It's a meme.

50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

I THINK they might be saying if not having the knowledge that these guys exist they would have said it was fake, but I'm not sure.

“You Can’t Even Make That Up”: 30 Times People Received A Work Benefit So Bad, It Was Insulting

They aren't allowed to let you die from dehydration though, they're required to give water for certain jobs.

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Teens-20's are only the best physically, like your body is at it's peak there.

Artist Creates Funny And Relatable Comics Inspired By Her Own Experiences (20 New Pics)

I didn't but I still got up at 5 so I could get an hour and a half of free time

“Most Were Also Flabbergasted When I Told Them No”: People Share The Dumbest Customer Questions

Information about patients they care for is needed for is on the computers that they don't know how to use.

“Most Were Also Flabbergasted When I Told Them No”: People Share The Dumbest Customer Questions

That's sexism

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"Break the chain of generations of brainwashing can be done?"

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It's less than 4

SDLT010 • upvoted 20 items 4 weeks ago

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*tonight

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10? rookie numbers.

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