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Butternut DerpFarts • commented on 40 posts 3 years ago

"Go To A Theme Park, They Said. It'll Be Fun, They Said" - 50 Of The Funniest Rollercoaster Photos (New Pics)

Oh. I found this photo here too idk https://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/the-best-staged-splash-mountain-photos

"Go To A Theme Park, They Said. It'll Be Fun, They Said" - 50 Of The Funniest Rollercoaster Photos (New Pics)

No. You cannot top splash mountain gamers. Splash mountain gamers are god. https://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/the-best-staged-splash-mountain-photos

"Go To A Theme Park, They Said. It'll Be Fun, They Said" - 50 Of The Funniest Rollercoaster Photos (New Pics)

Hey wait a minute isn’t this racist? I bet there’s at least one bum Asian out there where his parents encourage him to be a bum and not a doctor. That’s stereotyping there are all types of ppl out there.

50 Rare Photos That Reveal The Unseen Side Of Things (New Pics)

You can see witch lights stay stead y and witch ones blink

Funny Adult Memes To Have You Rolling On The Floor Laughing

When I crash in bed I sleep like a log and then wake up and I cannot fall asleep again untill I get up and move around like using the bathroom and then getting back in bed. Use full for taking naps not so useful when I’m tired and half sleep at 3 am and can’t fall back asleep bit I don’t wanna drag my ass outta bed but my bladddrrs screaming at me or my arm is sore or something

Funny Adult Memes To Have You Rolling On The Floor Laughing

I feel old because moves like jagger was popular when I was in elementary school and I’m 17 now

Funny Adult Memes To Have You Rolling On The Floor Laughing

That’s me!

Funny Adult Memes To Have You Rolling On The Floor Laughing

The retirement age needs to be 1 yrs old

Funny Adult Memes To Have You Rolling On The Floor Laughing

Me at 5 : mom can we watch SpongeBob Me 10: what do I want to watch? SpongeBob of course. Me 17 ( now) but mom I love SpongeBob why won’t you let me watch it Mom: it’s annoying af Me 50: soongebobbbbbbbbbbbbbb Me in the coffin: I’m still alive! Lemme just watch SpongeBob one last time before I die

Funny Adult Memes To Have You Rolling On The Floor Laughing

Whale. They were bigger than the biggest dominos and stick it out the whole time and are here today and will be here when the humans all die or leave

Tech Support People Are Sharing The Worst Cases They've Seen While On The Job (50 New Pics)

I’ve plugged in my old laptop and then it sparked and went BZT. Didn’t really do any damage and still worked fine but still left small burn marks on plug and socket.

Tech Support People Are Sharing The Worst Cases They've Seen While On The Job (50 New Pics)

It’s rated m for Microsoft.

Tech Support People Are Sharing The Worst Cases They've Seen While On The Job (50 New Pics)

Some have a mouse, you have a bee

Tech Support People Are Sharing The Worst Cases They've Seen While On The Job (50 New Pics)

Pick a wire and you might set off a bomb.

Tech Support People Are Sharing The Worst Cases They've Seen While On The Job (50 New Pics)

Pick a wire silver or blue

Tech Support People Are Sharing The Worst Cases They've Seen While On The Job (50 New Pics)

My school has old outdated laptops for kids they replaced with brand spanking new laptops this year. I heard from my English teacher that they are remotely shutting down EVERY SINGLE OLD LAPTOP. Every one. Not donating any to a new use recycling every single laptop. Like a hundred laptops. Just cuz they are old.

Digital Artist Combines Characters From Popular Movies And TV, And The Results Are Hilarious (30 New Pics)

I pick the side of ‘ I don’t eat Twix I prefer nerds

35 Divorce Lawyers Are Sharing The Most Ridiculous Cases In Their Careers

I saw a video once where a parrot at the zoo was soaking up the crowd. He suddenly yelled SUCK MY D*CK real loud. I dunno what sicko would teach that to a zoo parrot.

35 Divorce Lawyers Are Sharing The Most Ridiculous Cases In Their Careers

My dad drives too fast and my mom doesn’t like riding in the car with him.

35 Divorce Lawyers Are Sharing The Most Ridiculous Cases In Their Careers

My armpits want to divorce me because my underarms prefer to have hair in them but I like a clean shave. I get a razor rash every time I shave weather it’s every day or I mis a few days. And I use soap AND a razor hed that has those little soap bars built into it. Is there any way I could divorce my underarms and get new underarms that don’t even grow hair?

35 Divorce Lawyers Are Sharing The Most Ridiculous Cases In Their Careers

When my bowels were irritated I would find orange stuff in my underwear. Found out it was mucus. Was the grossest thing I ever farted. After that I was afraid to fart. My guts are fine now but… just be glad you don’t fart butt oil. Hahahahaha everybody’s gonna hate me and my gross comment hahahahahahahaheheheh heh heh heh… why did I post this?

35 Divorce Lawyers Are Sharing The Most Ridiculous Cases In Their Careers

I want this thing but you want that thing we are done! No you have it all wrong I want this thing too I hate that thing… oh… never mind that divorce then judge.

35 Divorce Lawyers Are Sharing The Most Ridiculous Cases In Their Careers

If someone doesn’t wanna become bf/gf/whatever with a nutcase then that person is not for me, the nutcase of the nuthouse.

35 Divorce Lawyers Are Sharing The Most Ridiculous Cases In Their Careers

If you don’t want to be tied down be a player. If you don’t want kids forever then foster.

People Are Sharing The Most Laughable Excuses Not To Get The Covid Vaccine That They Saw On The Internet (50 Pics)

Sent at 9:11am. 9/11. See they are trying to kill your kids. ( sarcasm at the highest level I can possibly manage )

People Are Sharing The Most Laughable Excuses Not To Get The Covid Vaccine That They Saw On The Internet (50 Pics)

Illumin not i

People Are Sharing The Most Laughable Excuses Not To Get The Covid Vaccine That They Saw On The Internet (50 Pics)

Yeah I found out the hard way oral sex makes you grow a baby in your stomach and all the moms who had a c sec were ones who had to get the baby taken out of their stomach. ( this is a joke )

People Are Sharing The Most Laughable Excuses Not To Get The Covid Vaccine That They Saw On The Internet (50 Pics)

Ok I’ll leave. But I know a chimpanzee who doesn’t have any vaccines if you want his number.

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Butternut DerpFarts • submitted 2 new posts 3 years ago

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Butternut DerpFarts • submitted 3 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, I Want To Travel The World. Why Should I Visit Your Country? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s The Best ‘You Tried’ Image That You Have Ever Seen? (Closed)

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Butternut DerpFarts • commented on 20 posts 3 years ago

30 People Share How Their Horrible Neighbors Made Their Lives More Difficult

HANGING OUT IN HIS BACKYARD.

30 People Share How Their Horrible Neighbors Made Their Lives More Difficult

Enoose… what even is an enoose?

30 People Share How Their Horrible Neighbors Made Their Lives More Difficult

50 Kids Who ‘Ruled’ Halloween

I was captain underpants one year and nobody knew who I was

50 Kids Who ‘Ruled’ Halloween

My favorite Swedish chef dish so far ( from muppets now) is his cow chi bowl with the cow and the salsa music

"Go To A Theme Park, They Said. It'll Be Fun, They Said" - 50 Of The Funniest Rollercoaster Photos (New Pics)

Oh. I found this photo here too idk https://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/the-best-staged-splash-mountain-photos

"Go To A Theme Park, They Said. It'll Be Fun, They Said" - 50 Of The Funniest Rollercoaster Photos (New Pics)

No. You cannot top splash mountain gamers. Splash mountain gamers are god. https://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/the-best-staged-splash-mountain-photos

"Go To A Theme Park, They Said. It'll Be Fun, They Said" - 50 Of The Funniest Rollercoaster Photos (New Pics)

50 Rare Photos That Reveal The Unseen Side Of Things (New Pics)

You can see witch lights stay stead y and witch ones blink

Funny Adult Memes To Have You Rolling On The Floor Laughing

I feel old because moves like jagger was popular when I was in elementary school and I’m 17 now

Funny Adult Memes To Have You Rolling On The Floor Laughing

That’s me!

Funny Adult Memes To Have You Rolling On The Floor Laughing

The retirement age needs to be 1 yrs old

Butternut DerpFarts • upvoted 20 items 3 years ago

People Are Sharing The Most Laughable Excuses Not To Get The Covid Vaccine That They Saw On The Internet (50 Pics)

Also, 2020 is scary because 2+0+2+0=4 which is the exact number of nipples Hitler had if he had 2 more nipples

My Mom Still Has Napkins From The Original Space Jam

29 Hilarious Memes That Perfectly Sum Up The 2020 Tokyo Olympic Games (New Pics)

The runners who are behind him crossing the finish line! In the 200m this Olympics he beat Usain Bolt's speed for that distance. And really the only reason Bolt won the 100m was because he is taller and could lean forward further. Ya, gonna get down voted on that one. But he's our guy! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

Kid Just Won First Place In The Olympic Archery

Italians Be Like

The Adhd Is Strong With This One.

Every Day A New Defeat

Some People Are Just Not Meant To Work With Others And These 34 Pictures Are Here To Prove It

Why?

She Can Touch The Sky With Those Legs

‘That’s It, I’m Home Shaming’: 30 Times People Were Really Appalled By The Homes They Saw

A fine example of the Pepto-Bismol school of architecture

It Burns My Eyes

‘That’s It, I’m Home Shaming’: 30 Times People Were Really Appalled By The Homes They Saw

1. Hurts. 2. My 3. Eyes

Sidewalk Repair In Our Historic Neighborhood. Thanks City Workers

50 Times People Spotted Others Acting Like Complete Jerks And Had To Shame Them Online

Carve a bad word on it to complete the look.

I Don't Have To Worry About Viruses, I Have A ___

Users Who Are Annoyed When You Try To Troubleshoot Their Problem >:(

Users Be Like

It Do Be Like That

F**k Covid-19

Yup, I Know It Is Time To Go Home On Friday

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