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lazypanda
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This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself ;)
lazypanda • commented on 34 posts 1 year ago
In Case You’re Having A Bad Day, Here Are 35 Hilarious Memes Shared By “Meme Lord” Instagram Account
30 Students And Parents Call Out Their Teachers Who Were So Wrong, They Shouldn’t Be Teaching Anyone
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lazypanda • upvoted 5 items 1 year ago
In Case You’re Having A Bad Day, Here Are 35 Hilarious Memes Shared By “Meme Lord” Instagram Account
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Not many people know this but the USA bombed Pearl Harbour. We’re Canadian, but still, an adult should know better.lexzish reply
My mom told her 1st grade teacher her favorite color was magenta. Her teacher punished her for not picking a real color, and for arguing with her about it. My great-grandma, a painter, sent my mom to school the next day with a tube of magenta paint! Not long after this my mom skipped to the second grade😂Show All 5 Upvotes
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In Case You’re Having A Bad Day, Here Are 35 Hilarious Memes Shared By “Meme Lord” Instagram Account
lazypanda • upvoted 16 items 1 year ago
In Case You’re Having A Bad Day, Here Are 35 Hilarious Memes Shared By “Meme Lord” Instagram Account
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Not many people know this but the USA bombed Pearl Harbour. We’re Canadian, but still, an adult should know better.lexzish reply
My mom told her 1st grade teacher her favorite color was magenta. Her teacher punished her for not picking a real color, and for arguing with her about it. My great-grandma, a painter, sent my mom to school the next day with a tube of magenta paint! Not long after this my mom skipped to the second grade😂
Hey Pandas, What’s The Most Annoying Thing Your Parents Have Ever Said To You?
Me: "wait, why am I not allowed to play solitaire on a screen? Won't it just make a huge mess if I use real cards?" Parent: "game time is done." Me: "but it's just solitaire, it's not like a first person shooter or anything." Parent: "yeah, but theirs ton of distractions there, like pop up ads." Me: "there are no pop up ads on here." Parent: ... Me: "so why-" Parent: "because I said so."
lazypanda • upvoted 4 items 2 years ago
The Last Batch Of Spanish Passports Have "PAO" Written As "PA0" And People Cannot Get On Planes Because Of It
Hey Pandas, What Was That One Time When Someone Tried To Insult You But It Backfired?
i would burn u but my mom said im not aloud to burn trash
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My youngest sister(4 at the time) had an imaginary friend named Paris Jaris. My dad had built her a small playhouse in our backyard where my mom could see and hear her while she was in the kitchen. My sister would have tea parties and such with her imaginary friend. One day mom heard her say “don’t worry, as long as I’m alive they won’t hurt you”. She paused and said “well if you do that then I can’t help you, it’s not nice to kill people”. When my mom asked her what that was about my sister said “sometimes I have to tell Paris to be a nice person or he can’t visit anymore”. We moved not to long afterwards and she didn’t get a new playhouse.Hey Pandas, What Was That One Time When Someone Tried To Insult You But It Backfired?
I'm a big woman, alot bigger over 10years ago. I was at a bar and this gross man was talking to me, trying to hit on me. He was insistent and I was not interested at all! He eventually walks away. I go outside to smoke a cigarette, and the guy from the bar walks out. He glares at me, and starts talking to a couple of guys outside. They're glancing at me and snickering, I was uncomfortable so I put out my cigarette and walk past them to go back inside and I hear 'fat b***h' followed by laughter. I turn around and say 'excuse me what did you just say?' the guy that was flirting with me earlier looks at me and says 'I said you're a fat b***h!' The guys laugh and I'm fuming now. I said 'why the change of heart?' He looks at me says 'huh?' I say 'in the bar you were hitting on me. Why make fun of the fat b***h you were trying to f**k.' He looks a bit embarrassed and I continue saying 'so you think because I'm fat that I'll sleep with anyone that offers. But what does it say about you that this fat b***h doesn't want to f**k you. You are f**king disgusting and I would NEVER even touch you!' I give them the finger and start to walk off. This guy is now red in the face, and the other guys laugh and saying something along the lines of' oh damn! Burn! She told you!' the guy hitting on me is telling me' f**k you' and some other b******t while the other two were making fun of him. That's not the first time something like that has happened. When you're bigger, some people think that you are insecure and willing to sleep with anyone that offers because you're desperate. 🙄This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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