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marii 🥷
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marii 🥷 • submitted 4 list additions 1 year ago
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Hey Female Pandas, What Is The Worst Thing That A Man Has Done To You?
Once in middle school I was just minding my business when a guy randomly told me "You turn me off" I don't know if should have been offended or not about it :( (I mean, at least nobody has done bad things to me but that still hurt)Hey Female Pandas, What Is The Worst Thing That A Man Has Done To You?
Once in middle school I was just minding my business when a guy randomly told me "You turn me off" I don't know if should have been offended or not about it :( (I mean, at least nobody has done bad things to me but that still hurt)Hey Female Pandas, What Is The Worst Thing That A Man Has Done To You?
Two decades of emotional and verbal abuse by my father. He had a toxic relationship with his late mother who had rejected and humiliated him as a child. He grew up bitter and resentful and took revenge on the women around him - mostly me. Starting the age of 5, I'd constantly hear how I was "an embarrassment, good of nothing, stupid, lazy and stubborn, just like your idiot mother". I didn't "deserve anything good". He'd scream at me and argue for silly or invented reasons. He'd slam my room's door while I was sleeping and start cursing at me. If I made little mistakes - such as forgetting to buy bread on my way home - he'd yell that I did it with intention, and only "to mock him". I developed early depression, anxiety, panic attacks, limitative beliefs, along with a very low self-esteem. Attempted suicide twice, when I was 10 and 12. I began healing after I moved away and started therapy. I'm better now, but I still have a long way to go. I haven't seen or spoken to my father for more than 3 years. He doesn't seem to miss me.Show All 3 Upvotes
marii 🥷 • upvoted 21 items 2 years ago
Hey Pandas, What Did You Grossly Misunderstand As A Child?
Not sure if I'm going to get downvoted into oblivion or censored or what, but I'll do my best as this is a bit risque. I went to sleep away camp at the age of 11 and the counselors and CITs spoke pretty freely about sex. Things I knew almost nothing about. I heard them mention something called a "bl**j**". My minimal knowledge of boys anatomy mystified me. I'd seen a flaccid one (lots of boy cousins and changing to swim together, we were kids, it wasn't weird) but also knew it had to be erect to help make a baby. I finally decided a "bl**j**" must mean the woman had to inflate the excess skin like a balloon to allow the man to have intercourse. It was flaccid until the woman blew it up. I was amazed when I got older and found out that's not how it works at all.
Hey Pandas, What Did You Grossly Misunderstand As A Child?
Not sure if I'm going to get downvoted into oblivion or censored or what, but I'll do my best as this is a bit risque. I went to sleep away camp at the age of 11 and the counselors and CITs spoke pretty freely about sex. Things I knew almost nothing about. I heard them mention something called a "bl**j**". My minimal knowledge of boys anatomy mystified me. I'd seen a flaccid one (lots of boy cousins and changing to swim together, we were kids, it wasn't weird) but also knew it had to be erect to help make a baby. I finally decided a "bl**j**" must mean the woman had to inflate the excess skin like a balloon to allow the man to have intercourse. It was flaccid until the woman blew it up. I was amazed when I got older and found out that's not how it works at all.Hey Pandas, What Did You Grossly Misunderstand As A Child?
That if you eat a watermelon seed it will grown inside your stomatchHey Pandas, What’s A Secret That You Have Never Told Anyone
I have anorexia and OSDD, but I don’t want to get help because I’m too thicc and no one would believe me. I have at least 6 people living in my head and it’s so loud and hard to deal with.Hey Pandas, What’s A Secret That You Have Never Told Anyone
That I’m not the person my mom thinks I am, because I changed, my new name is Charlie, and Liv is dead to me, because they didn’t want to do anything fun, because they were a buzzkill.Hey Pandas, What Did You Grossly Misunderstood As A Child
I thought it was, like, physically impossible for an unmarried couple to have a baby.
Hey Pandas, What Did You Grossly Misunderstood As A Child
When my teacher told me people come in all shapes and sizes, I took it literally. I thought people could have a triangular head, or maybe a pink body.
Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Could Talk About For Days And Never Get Bored Of?
Zodiac signs, only cause it’s fun and entertainingHey Pandas, What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing You Have Ever Done?
I posted a Youtube video when I was 9. My friends at school tormented me about it years later when they found my channel.
Hey Pandas, What's A Long Gone Trend That You Want To Come Back?
Not openly talking about politics and religion. I don't care about your opinion on eitherHey Pandas, What's A Long Gone Trend That You Want To Come Back?
Manners and respect for other peoples opinion.
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Hey Female Pandas, What Is The Worst Thing That A Man Has Done To You?
Once in middle school I was just minding my business when a guy randomly told me "You turn me off" I don't know if should have been offended or not about it :( (I mean, at least nobody has done bad things to me but that still hurt)Hey Female Pandas, What Is The Worst Thing That A Man Has Done To You?
Two decades of emotional and verbal abuse by my father. He had a toxic relationship with his late mother who had rejected and humiliated him as a child. He grew up bitter and resentful and took revenge on the women around him - mostly me. Starting the age of 5, I'd constantly hear how I was "an embarrassment, good of nothing, stupid, lazy and stubborn, just like your idiot mother". I didn't "deserve anything good". He'd scream at me and argue for silly or invented reasons. He'd slam my room's door while I was sleeping and start cursing at me. If I made little mistakes - such as forgetting to buy bread on my way home - he'd yell that I did it with intention, and only "to mock him". I developed early depression, anxiety, panic attacks, limitative beliefs, along with a very low self-esteem. Attempted suicide twice, when I was 10 and 12. I began healing after I moved away and started therapy. I'm better now, but I still have a long way to go. I haven't seen or spoken to my father for more than 3 years. He doesn't seem to miss me. marii 🥷 • upvoted 17 items 2 years ago
Hey Pandas, What Did You Grossly Misunderstand As A Child?
Not sure if I'm going to get downvoted into oblivion or censored or what, but I'll do my best as this is a bit risque. I went to sleep away camp at the age of 11 and the counselors and CITs spoke pretty freely about sex. Things I knew almost nothing about. I heard them mention something called a "bl**j**". My minimal knowledge of boys anatomy mystified me. I'd seen a flaccid one (lots of boy cousins and changing to swim together, we were kids, it wasn't weird) but also knew it had to be erect to help make a baby. I finally decided a "bl**j**" must mean the woman had to inflate the excess skin like a balloon to allow the man to have intercourse. It was flaccid until the woman blew it up. I was amazed when I got older and found out that's not how it works at all.Hey Pandas, What Did You Grossly Misunderstand As A Child?
That if you eat a watermelon seed it will grown inside your stomatchHey Pandas, What Did You Grossly Misunderstood As A Child
I thought it was, like, physically impossible for an unmarried couple to have a baby.Hey Pandas, What Did You Grossly Misunderstood As A Child
When my teacher told me people come in all shapes and sizes, I took it literally. I thought people could have a triangular head, or maybe a pink body.Hey Pandas, What’s A Secret That You Have Never Told Anyone
That I’m not the person my mom thinks I am, because I changed, my new name is Charlie, and Liv is dead to me, because they didn’t want to do anything fun, because they were a buzzkill.Hey Pandas, What’s A Secret That You Have Never Told Anyone
I have anorexia and OSDD, but I don’t want to get help because I’m too thicc and no one would believe me. I have at least 6 people living in my head and it’s so loud and hard to deal with.Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing You Have Ever Done?
I posted a Youtube video when I was 9. My friends at school tormented me about it years later when they found my channel.Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Could Talk About For Days And Never Get Bored Of?
Zodiac signs, only cause it’s fun and entertaining
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