Things to Know (in no particular order):1. Yes, I will shush you if the situation calls for it.2. I am an enthusiastic yet terrible crocheter. Currently considering the pros and cons of leaving my day job to form an Ugly Scarf start-up company. 3. I have two cats who sometimes share a braincell.4. I got my first tattoo as a result of working at a library. I'm up to three.5. There is no such thing as too much cheese or too much chocolate. I tried chocolate cheese fudge once. Did not go well.6. I ALWAYS have a story to tell.