True, random conversation we were having a few years ago. We had just gone bra shopping that day. Me: I hate bras. Mum: Me too. Me: Would it be too much to trade with smaller girls? Mum: . . . Sure. Me: Well, we're more endowed than they are. I think, instead of a bra store, we could just trade in our racks. Mum: Hm. You mean, instead of having to wear a bra you'd just take your boobs off and trade 'em in every time you wanted to? Me: Yup. They'd all be on the wall, and you just rent one out any time you wanted. Mum *looking backwards*: do you think we could do it with our bums too? Just take it off if we want to look slimmer and such? Me: How about a whole skin store! Just unzip and - Mum: . . . . Me: Good ideas. We're onto something. Mum: . . . . Just go to bed, Kruger.

Pandas, What's The Weirdest Convo You've Had With Your Parents As An Adult?

I had to talk to my 63 year old mom and explain that she may need "self gratification devices" when my father had prostate cancer and was impotent. She proceeded to ask lots of questions, "what do you use","which is better", "send me links so I can just get what you have". I can talk to friends and the husband so freely about that stuff but holy cow that was a difficult conversation.

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Dogs prefer their ears and tails intact.

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From my former vet tech girlfriend, don’t leave your pets to be euthanized without you. It’s hard to be there and it’s hard to watch, but if you leave them they will die scared and looking for you. She had to try and comfort pets whose owner’s couldn’t bring themselves to stay and it’s one of the few things that makes her cry.