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Saucy Aussie

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Saucy Aussie

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Hobbies: reading, tennis, puzzles (not sudoku tho), calligraphy
My favorite color is navy blue
My favorite series is Harry Potter (I’m a Ravenclaw)

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Saucy Aussie • upvoted 8 items 1 year ago

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50 Times People Found Something Wild And Unexpected While Strolling Through The Forest

Harry Potter and Ron Weasley stole the car again.

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50 Times People Found Something Wild And Unexpected While Strolling Through The Forest

Harry Potter and Ron Weasley stole the car again.

This Abandoned Ship In The Middle Of A Forest

“Oddly Terrifying”: 50 Times People Spotted Creepy Things And Just Had To Share Them (New Pics)

Nope deffo real unfortunately.. the spiral causes a wound that bleeds profusely and it is perforated so that it isn't prevented if it remains embedded. As a collector of tools not weapons (I distinguish this and a utility knife or EDC cutting tool, this thing is for killing exclusively and is in no way a tool) I am saddened that this gets caught up in the same category as one of my interests. From a historical perspective it's a modern and much more gruesome version of a traditional poiniard side arm carried by knights to dispatch enemies who had fallen but not died while wearing armour (crush injuries are common in armour which cause slow agonizing deaths), and were triangular for the same reason and stabbed through the armpit or faceplate to end a warriors life quickly. This is not a self defense tool it is designed to extinguish life as quickly as possible, and even as a knife collector I firmly believe these should be illegal.

Dads Being Dads: 30 Posts And Memes That Sum Up Fatherhood, As Shared By This Instagram Account

Lol dam things hurt if you don't and if they really big you might knock yourself out

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I went to school with Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley from Harry Potter). I was into acting too, so we had done a few school plays together. He was really nice, very chill, a good laugh. I haven't seen him since school days, but he kept coming to classes whenever he wasn't filming, was always happy to chat about the movies. Sometimes he'd need a little break from so many people wanting to talk, and would come and hang out in the library, and honestly, you'd never know he was in the biggest film series at the time. Honestly, I think a lot of these answers boil down to if they want fame or not. Rupert loved what he was doing, but didn't care about being famous and having people kiss his a**e. Just a nice normal kid.

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Saucy Aussie • upvoted 29 items 2 years ago

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150 Would You Rather Questions For Kids That We’d Like To Answer Ourselves

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My ex-wife had a grandfather that was a multi-millionaire. Christmas time at their house was like being in another world. All of the different family members would try to get a moment with the King and kissed a*s as much as possible. I spent my time down on the ground playing with my kids and was happy to get out of there. About a week or two after the second Christmas I got a phone call from Grandpa. He wanted to know what he could do for my family. I told him I didn't want any of his money but I would like my kids to know their great grandfather. Later that year he showed up at our place unexpected and spent most of the afternoon telling stories with me about his youth. He set up a trust fund for each one of my kids to have their college paid for a little bit after that. He told me out of all of his in-laws I was the only one that never asked him for anything but to be himself.

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My three year old said she wanted to be a scientist. I was so proud. The next day we were driving and she says "Dad! There's a scientist!" It was a guy on a street corner spinning a sign for a pizza place. A sign-tist. Sigh.

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When I was young, my little sister nearly failed *kindergarten*: she didn't know the alphabet. In fact she didn't bother trying to learn it. When asked why she said: "I don't need to learn my letters because I'm *pretty*."

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Not a kid but when I was 5, I had a mad crush on the 20 yo. daughter of this wealthy family friend of ours. I had asked for her hand in marriage and she agreed willingly. Playful to her but fully serious on my part, she was carrying her soon to be groom when her mother confronted me. "you need to have money if you want to marry my daughter". I looked right into her eyes and without missing a beat reached into my little pockets and tossed her a penny. Her face priceless, my smirk flawless. My game never peaked again.

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Had an Amber Alert hit my phone one night while my then 6yo was playing a game on it. She asks what that was and I explained it’s a message that gets sent out of a kid gets kidnapped. She looks at it again and sees it’s for a town over two hours from where we live. She then asks me why they sent to if it’s so far away. I said because they want everyone to look and find the kid, wouldn’t you want everyone to look if you got kidnapped? They want to find the kid so they don’t get killed. She leans over close to my ear and whispers “I’m very difficult to kill”

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My 7 year old said “ I know everything until you ask me a question”. Whelp, ... ok.

20 Popular Survival Myths That Not Only Are Wrong But Also Dangerous, Shared By People On Twitter

Ha ha that’s cute let’s see how they sing when their jewels are ripped off by the chimp

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Steak

My neighbor (he's 80+ now), told me a funny story relating to this. He grew up in rural WV. When he was in his 20's, he was doing some odd job work in the city for a woman homeowner. At the end of a day of work, she offered to cook him dinner. She asked "Do you like steak?" He said "Yea I guess." She said "How do you take it?" He didn't understand what that meant. She says "How would you like it done?" He still didn't get it. He says "Cooked?" This is the day he learned of doneness for steak. The first time he'd heard of food being able to be "done" by request. He had never had any meat that wasn't fried to a crisp. He said his mother made everything the same way: Fry it or boil it down. She would put fat in the pan, and fry the meat. He said this particular steak, and meal, was the best he'd ever had in his life. First time tasting properly cooked food.

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Brussels Sprouts! Apparently boiling the s**t out of something until they're mushy and watery is not great. Lightly grilled/broiled with some oil and seasoning and they're one of my favorite dishes.

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When I was 13, a friend and I got into a BB gun war. He put 2 BBs in the chamber and pumped it a bunch of times (breaking the traditional rules of warfare). He shot me in the face and both BBs hit an eyebrow (one per side) and ricocheted off my orbital bones into my eye sockets...again, one in each eye. I could feel them rubbing against the back of my eyes and went through 2 hours of surgery to have them removed. To this day, I’ve maintained perfect eyesight. Navy SEAL sniper couldn’t make that shot twice. So believe them when they say “you’ll shoot your eye out”...sometimes both of them.