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Roo Bear

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Roo Bear

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Roo Bear • commented on a post 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Post A Pic Of The Brightest Star In Your Life (Closed)

So cute!

Roo Bear • upvoted 26 items 2 years ago

My Little Star Is Juno

35 Hilarious Tweets That Show What People Learned About Their Partners While Working From Home

I call my husband puppies. I constantly say puppies quiet. Puppies out. Puppies no. Puppies I'm working. My coworkers sent me a gift basket full of dog treats and toys and they want to see my puppies on zoomcalls. 🤗

40 Short Spine-Chilling Stories For Those Who Like To Be Spooked, As Shared Online

update: its been two weeks, the number says 55, and i swear the ink is getting redder...

40 Short Spine-Chilling Stories For Those Who Like To Be Spooked, As Shared Online

Ha ha . That darn Santa.

40 Short Spine-Chilling Stories For Those Who Like To Be Spooked, As Shared Online

Wow that's dark

40 Short Spine-Chilling Stories For Those Who Like To Be Spooked, As Shared Online

“all good”

40 Short Spine-Chilling Stories For Those Who Like To Be Spooked, As Shared Online

Just the last woman.

40 Short Spine-Chilling Stories For Those Who Like To Be Spooked, As Shared Online

Ungrateful brat

40 Short Spine-Chilling Stories For Those Who Like To Be Spooked, As Shared Online

Common Sense?

Spooky Short Horror Stories That You Shouldn't Read After Dark

Please, take me instead! I scream, grabbing at the two men who took my child. “Sorry ma’am, children only” they said, as they continue loading up the last lifeboat on the ship.

Short Two Sentence Horror Stories

I texted a stranger by accident. But when they texted me back, they used my full name.

Short Two Sentence Horror Stories

I once had a girlfriend named Jill, I buried her under that hill. But sometimes at home, when I’m all alone, I find that she sleeps with me still.

Short Two Sentence Horror Stories

I like to sing in the shower sometimes. When I got out of the last one, the fogged-up mirror read “YOU HAVE A LOVELY VOICE” — I live alone.

Two Sentence Horror Stories

If you get scared at night, don’t keep your eyes closed for too long. There’s a reason you’re scared, and now you can’t see it approach.

Two Sentence Horror Stories

Spend 24 hours locked in the old insane asylum and win a million dollars. It's been 26 hours, so why is the door still locked?

Two Sentence Horror Stories

After I asked the crystal ball to tell me how to escape death, I was very confused as it read, 'No thanks honey, I'm full.' However, something clicked in my head when my wife offered me cake after dinner.

Two Sentence Horror Stories

Did you know that there's no such thing as a 'left-handed' person? There is your kind, and then there are those of us who escaped from the other side of your mirror.

Two Sentence Horror Stories

My four-year-old said he wished that people didn't have to knock. I told him about doorbells, and he asked me to install one on his window.

Two Sentence Horror Stories

Yesterday I wrote the number 69 on my wrist as a joke. Today it's 68, and now it's not washing off.

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Roo Bear • submitted a new post 2 years ago

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Hey Pandas, Post A Pic Of The Brightest Star In Your Life (Closed)

Roo Bear • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Post A Pic Of The Brightest Star In Your Life (Closed)

Roo Bear • upvoted an item 3 years ago

People On This Group Are Sharing Examples Of 'Urban Hell' That Look Like A Dystopian Movie But Are Sadly Real (40 Pics)

If only nature could actually give back all the trash to us, maybe we will see the damage we are doing :(

Roo Bear • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Challenges

Hey Pandas, Post A Pic Of The Brightest Star In Your Life (Closed)

Roo Bear • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Post A Pic Of The Brightest Star In Your Life (Closed)

Roo Bear • commented on a post 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Post A Pic Of The Brightest Star In Your Life (Closed)

So cute!

Roo Bear • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Post A Pic Of The Brightest Star In Your Life (Closed)

omg that's the cutest thing!

Hey Pandas, Post A Pic Of The Brightest Star In Your Life (Closed)

Sirius is the dog star

Hey Pandas, Post A Pic Of The Brightest Star In Your Life (Closed)

Loved the pose 😍

Hey Pandas, Post A Pic Of The Brightest Star In Your Life (Closed)

So cute!

Hey Pandas, Post A Pic Of The Brightest Star In Your Life (Closed)

Pretty girl!

Hey Pandas, Post A Pic Of The Brightest Star In Your Life (Closed)

Hey Juno!

Hey Pandas, Post A Pic Of The Brightest Star In Your Life (Closed)

With those puppy eyes there are going to be al lot lot lot of treats.

40 Short Spine-Chilling Stories For Those Who Like To Be Spooked, As Shared Online

Just the last woman.

40 Short Spine-Chilling Stories For Those Who Like To Be Spooked, As Shared Online

“all good”

40 Short Spine-Chilling Stories For Those Who Like To Be Spooked, As Shared Online

Ungrateful brat

40 Short Spine-Chilling Stories For Those Who Like To Be Spooked, As Shared Online

Ha ha . That darn Santa.

40 Short Spine-Chilling Stories For Those Who Like To Be Spooked, As Shared Online

update: its been two weeks, the number says 55, and i swear the ink is getting redder...

Two Sentence Horror Stories

Yesterday I wrote the number 69 on my wrist as a joke. Today it's 68, and now it's not washing off.

Short Two Sentence Horror Stories

I texted a stranger by accident. But when they texted me back, they used my full name.

Two Sentence Horror Stories

If you get scared at night, don’t keep your eyes closed for too long. There’s a reason you’re scared, and now you can’t see it approach.

Two Sentence Horror Stories

Spend 24 hours locked in the old insane asylum and win a million dollars. It's been 26 hours, so why is the door still locked?

40 Short Spine-Chilling Stories For Those Who Like To Be Spooked, As Shared Online

Common Sense?

Short Two Sentence Horror Stories

I like to sing in the shower sometimes. When I got out of the last one, the fogged-up mirror read “YOU HAVE A LOVELY VOICE” — I live alone.

Two Sentence Horror Stories

Did you know that there's no such thing as a 'left-handed' person? There is your kind, and then there are those of us who escaped from the other side of your mirror.