Here's my top 3 misheard lyrics...

OG = original lyrics
MH = misheard lyrics

Curse of Evil by Peyton Parrish
OG: I will rise and never fall
MH: I will rise and BURN YOU ALL!!!

Pour Some Sugar On Me by Def Leppard
OG: Pour some sugar on me
MH: Loco tengo hombre

Timber by Pitbull
OG: Swing your partner round and round
MH: Swing your butt round and round

I picked up some Chinese food after work and texted my boyfriend, who loves duck sauce "I'm on my way home now and don't worry, I got extra f**k sauce for you." We still call it f**k sauce instead of duck sauce to this day.

I found out when I was in my twenties that I had another sister, dad's daughter who was a few years older than me. She unfortunately died before I got a chance to meet her. I honestly still don't know how to feel about it. It makes sense, my dad has a lot of kids with a few different women, and also certain events from my childhood made much more sense. I'm sad I never got to meet her and that she had died, but then again I didn't know her. It's just a messed up situation

So I was texting my friends about how the new Superman movie looks great, especially the trailer, and I'm over here just screaming for more. Well, the autocorrect changed it to Créámíng. Yeah. I'm putting the accents there just in case.

i tried to call my boyfriend a good boy, but autocorrect decided to call him a good girl