Oh man. I have so many, but here are the winners:

1. Dry by Neal Shusterman. This one wins the award for worst book I have ever read in my life. The characters are HORRENDOUS

2. The Map To Everywhere. What a pathetic excuse for the fantasy adventure it's trying to be

3. Keeper of The Lost Cities. I really didn't like the characters or dialogue

4. Captain Underpants. The level of scatological humor is astounding. My brother finds it funny, but not me

5. 50 Shades of Grey. I have absolutely no comment. It's so inaccurate that I'm lost for words. The author must've been really bored the day she came up with it, because the entire trilogy was clearly never meant to be read

Not the most overall, but the most recent would be getting critized about not doing my "To-Do" list and being able to point out that over half of them require my wife to decide where X goes or how she wants Y to look.

If I do it myself, she'll complain about how it ends up, but if I wait for her to explain how she wants it, I'm being lazy... Can't win for losing...