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ari, god amongst men

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ari, god amongst men • started following a person 1 year ago

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ari, god amongst men • upvoted 37 items 2 years ago

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

I don't want him to be assassinated, that'll just make him martyr. I want him to be put in prison for ever.

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

uh guess i'm using runes?

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

I don't want him to be assassinated, that'll just make him martyr. I want him to be put in prison for ever.

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

uh guess i'm using runes?

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

H2Owned? XP

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

Ummm.... well s**t

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

Pretty sure i'll be crushing it!

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

Do I make the juice or drink it

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

At my high school, the weird thing would be the guy who was suspended after the weekend janitor caught him in the teachers' lounge. "Steve" (not his real name) had decided to break into the lounge and was raiding for food, found some hot dog buns, and figured "Welp...might as well sit down on the couch in here and pleasure myself with one of those". Aaaaaaaaand cue the janitor

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

Poor guy. I agree with the water.

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

Hmmmm

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

to answer the question: there would be a huge sigh of relief if such a violent, bigoted, unintelligent extremist cult leader was done away with once & for all.

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

well, i'm screwed.

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

Okay Karen

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

Call the potalice

Never Truly Safe

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Closets have walls

40 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Lose All Respect For The Parents And Why

I wanna be named gaylord!!!!!

40 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Lose All Respect For The Parents And Why

One of my long-deceased relatives was Thomas B. Thomas.

40 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Lose All Respect For The Parents And Why

My name is a Welsh name. Never been able to find it on a keychain.

40 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Lose All Respect For The Parents And Why

Probably a picture added by the BP algorithm

40 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Lose All Respect For The Parents And Why

Okay but the name Ayesha is an Arabic name popular with Muslims.

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You must not be looking in the right places. Every single female in my family loves books and reading. As do all of my femaale friends. From the youngest to the oldest. Keep looking, there are LOTS of women who love books.

40 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Lose All Respect For The Parents And Why

Nobody has mentioned Major Major Major Major yet? ;)

40 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Lose All Respect For The Parents And Why

Let's just say a postcard artist should stick to his job

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Should I send you my Amazon book list or my Goodreads book list? TIA! ;)

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You're just not looking in the right place. Although fair warning I might bankrupt you if you intend to buy books for me

40 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Lose All Respect For The Parents And Why

i thought it was nathanielden? how dare you lie to me. i want a divorce

40 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Lose All Respect For The Parents And Why

the hell do you pronounce "axchleeigha"?? axeleeyuh?? ackzeeya??

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But kitty is cuuute *brainwashed by evil overlord*

‘Bad Science Jokes’: 40 Nerdy Posts That Are So Bad, They’re Actually Good (New Pics)

Where are you looking for women? Every woman I know reads, quite a lot actually.

40 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Lose All Respect For The Parents And Why

Or bater.

‘Bad Science Jokes’: 40 Nerdy Posts That Are So Bad, They’re Actually Good (New Pics)

Still don't understand the idea of NFTs.

40 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Lose All Respect For The Parents And Why

The only way it could be better would be if they had a son and named him Perry.

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And the dead dog, Laika, somewhere. Also some soviet chimp I think?

40 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Lose All Respect For The Parents And Why

Posted before, but my middle school friend group was Chastity, Precious, Princess, and Tequila.

40 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Lose All Respect For The Parents And Why

I never realised how normal my name was compared to some of these….I’ll never complain again about not being able to find souvenirs with my name on them…

40 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Lose All Respect For The Parents And Why

Montana is a state but point taken.

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I don't believe you! We're many, we're a legion.

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ari, god amongst men • commented on 2 posts 2 years ago

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

hehe

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

i would live forever

ari, god amongst men • submitted 2 new posts 2 years ago

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ari, god amongst men • commented on 10 posts 2 years ago

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

hehe

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

i would live forever

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How much mustard do you need??

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You seem a bit obsessed with me. Tell me, do you stalk kids online to compensate for the fact you can't spell the word epically?

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Perhaps I'm trying to remind you to get a life and quit cyberbullying a kid.

Hey Pandas, How Do I Remind A Friend Of My Pronouns?

If YOU were constantly misgendered, your fragile cis ego would be hurt too.

ari, god amongst men • upvoted 4 items 1 year ago

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Well they obviously had chemistry

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Still don't understand the idea of NFTs.

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Closets have walls

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

I don't want him to be assassinated, that'll just make him martyr. I want him to be put in prison for ever.

ari, god amongst men • upvoted 16 items 2 years ago

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

Didn't Mean To Offend Any Earthworms, I'm Sorry

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

Okay Karen

Don’t Call Me Karen

I Feel Bad For The Second Guy

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

to answer the question: there would be a huge sigh of relief if such a violent, bigoted, unintelligent extremist cult leader was done away with once & for all.

Not The Belt!

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

Do I make the juice or drink it

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

Ummm.... well s**t

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29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

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29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

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Never Truly Safe

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29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

Didn't Mean To Offend Any Earthworms, I'm Sorry

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

Don’t Call Me Karen

I Feel Bad For The Second Guy

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

Not The Belt!

29 Times The Username "Checked Out" And It Resulted In Weird And Funny Exchanges Online

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