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GoldfishCrackers

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GoldfishCrackers • upvoted 40 items 3 months ago

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These 50 Chuckle-Worthy Images May Make You Spit Out Your Drink

🎶 My Ford Ranger left me for a stranger🎶 I have a hickup whenever I see a pickup 🎶 Now I just sing hoo ha and have to settle for the good ol' stick shift hawk tuah. 🎶

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‘I Had A Stroke’: 50 Typos That Might Just Send You Spiraling Down To Cuckoo Land

This can happen sometBut it is still annoying.imes.

50 Interesting Photos That Show The Side Of History That Didn’t Make The Cut Into Textbooks

Thank you for your service!

50 Interesting Photos That Show The Side Of History That Didn’t Make The Cut Into Textbooks

Rebuild it!

50 Museums That Went Above And Beyond To Make Sure The Experience Is Never Boring (New Pics)

The clay was soft when they wrote on it.

50 Museums That Went Above And Beyond To Make Sure The Experience Is Never Boring (New Pics)

its like a joke about a priest a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar only in this case its a museum.

50 Museums That Went Above And Beyond To Make Sure The Experience Is Never Boring (New Pics)

Huh, I thought it was because they forgot to put the drain plug back in.

50 Museums That Went Above And Beyond To Make Sure The Experience Is Never Boring (New Pics)

Lol can you imagine a Canada/Canadian goose the size of a bus? That would be so awesomely terrifying.

50 Museums That Went Above And Beyond To Make Sure The Experience Is Never Boring (New Pics)

Not it!

50 Museums That Went Above And Beyond To Make Sure The Experience Is Never Boring (New Pics)

I applaud you, Sir!

50 Museums That Went Above And Beyond To Make Sure The Experience Is Never Boring (New Pics)

Same friend! Same.

50 Museums That Went Above And Beyond To Make Sure The Experience Is Never Boring (New Pics)

Stealing a dead guys juice??? The nerve

50 Museums That Went Above And Beyond To Make Sure The Experience Is Never Boring (New Pics)

I look at that and feel like I am about to be slapped by a wave and will drown.

50 Museums That Went Above And Beyond To Make Sure The Experience Is Never Boring (New Pics)

Thank you. 🙂

50 Museums That Went Above And Beyond To Make Sure The Experience Is Never Boring (New Pics)

As you absolutely should be. Its earned 💪

50 Museums That Went Above And Beyond To Make Sure The Experience Is Never Boring (New Pics)

Ooh, I bet that would give a real kick to a bag of chips.

50 Museums That Went Above And Beyond To Make Sure The Experience Is Never Boring (New Pics)

Good point!

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GoldfishCrackers • submitted a new post 2 years ago

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Hey Pandas, What Talent You Have That You Couldn’t Care Less About? (Closed)

GoldfishCrackers • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Talent You Have That You Couldn’t Care Less About? (Closed)

GoldfishCrackers • commented on 4 posts 4 months ago

50 Very Random Pics To Bring A Sprinkle Of Joy Into Your Life

I’m not going out there.

50 Tweets By Women That Made The Whole Internet Laugh Out Loud

Dryer minutes are worse!!

50 Fun And Informative Charts About Parts Of The World You May Not Have Known Yet

Didn’t Finland also top one list for being the happiest? Just saying!

50 Memes About The ‘90s That May Take You On A Wild Ride Down Memory Lane

Actually “Hidy-ho good neighbor”, but A grade for effort.

GoldfishCrackers • commented on 8 posts 5 months ago

50 Funny Examples Of Pareidolia That Prove Our Brains Will Truly Come Up With Anything (New Pics)

An emu!! 😂

50 Funny Examples Of Pareidolia That Prove Our Brains Will Truly Come Up With Anything (New Pics)

Yes! You beat me to it.

50 Times People Embraced ‘More Is More’ And Decked Out Their Homes In Maximalism

Well done. Very cozy and relaxing. 😌

50 Times People Embraced ‘More Is More’ And Decked Out Their Homes In Maximalism

That’s some cool custom wall paper!

31 Epic Responses To A Young Woman Asking If Pay Phones Were Actually A Real Thing

Still around where I live. It’s magical.

40 Memes About Mostly Everything That You May Find Painfully Relatable

Sounds appealing.

50 ‘Mildly Interesting’ Pics To Make Just Another Day A Little Bit More Fun (New Pics)

Right? The most expensive item, and, to me at least, the least appealing.

50 ‘Mildly Interesting’ Pics To Make Just Another Day A Little Bit More Fun (New Pics)

Yes, though for me the before and after are reversed…

GoldfishCrackers • commented on 8 posts 6 months ago

50 Of The Coolest Film Props That Still Live In People’s Minds “Rent-Free”

Not in 1999

50 Of The Coolest Film Props That Still Live In People’s Minds “Rent-Free”

CD (cookie and coco dispenser) 😂

50 Of The Coolest Film Props That Still Live In People’s Minds “Rent-Free”

I was hoping this would make the list. 😂

50 Times People Came Up With Hilariously Dumb Solutions To Problems That ‘Technically’ Work

I used to always use staples to hem my cut off jeans/shorts. Didn’t want the frayed edge, and when they wouldn’t stay folded I just stapled them in place.

‘Animals With Vibing Auras’: 50 Hilarious Pics Of Creatures Doing Random Things

I bought a pair of pants recently that gives me this exact feeling…

50 Photos To Slightly Amuse and Intrigue You, As Shared On This Instagram Page

Okay… I want!!

50 Hilariously Random Memes About Everything And Anything

Dish rags. I hate them.

30 Funny Signs That Defy Logic And Common Sense, Posted In This Online Group

Also, does this say the price is 59¢ per 40 LB? Screaming good deal.

GoldfishCrackers • upvoted 20 items 3 months ago

50 Heartwarming Stories To Restore Your Faith In Humanity

Who's cutting onions?

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50 Random Memes To Share With A Random Person At The Bus Stop

Gn is "good night". "n" is "night", and only half the amount of letters than "gn". So person one decided to even cut that one "n "in half and took only the left side: r

50 Random Memes To Share With A Random Person At The Bus Stop

I don't get it

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50 Random Memes To Share With A Random Person At The Bus Stop

Group chat - they all saw both the message and how many women he was sending it too. I suspect he will not be having a happy girlfriend day.

50 Random Memes To Share With A Random Person At The Bus Stop

Group chat

50 Random Memes To Share With A Random Person At The Bus Stop

if Olaf is only 5ft 4 how tall are the others

50 Random Memes To Share With A Random Person At The Bus Stop

Lost in a terrible rekenmachine accident :(

50 Random Memes To Share With A Random Person At The Bus Stop

No... not yet

50 Random Memes To Share With A Random Person At The Bus Stop

And at speling to it luks lyke

50 Random Memes To Share With A Random Person At The Bus Stop

Always good to check, in case it's a different reason today.

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50 Random Memes To Share With A Random Person At The Bus Stop

Celcius right?

50 Random Memes To Share With A Random Person At The Bus Stop

The proper way to make angle food cake.

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50 Random Memes To Share With A Random Person At The Bus Stop

I'm Aussie and I can tell you that the spelling is completely wrong. It isn't "Oztraylia" it's " 'Straya"

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