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Rat Jesus

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Rat Jesus • upvoted 2 items 9 months ago

50 Cool And Interesting Photos That Show How Time Changes Things (New Pics)

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/Untitled-65dda17d79dff.jpg

30 Times Workers Did Something So Unhinged, They Became Office Legends For All The Wrong Reasons

The priest or the 'visitor'? "That will be one bj for your sins!"

Rat Jesus • commented on a post 9 months ago

“I Emailed His Mom”: 30 Women’s Best Post-Breakup Petty Revenge

Chelsea gamer boys who love the PS5 more than you are bad. But with you s**t opinions maybe they're right<3

Rat Jesus • commented on 6 posts 10 months ago

50 Of The Most Heartwarming Pics And Stories Of Happily Adopted Pets (Best-Of-All-Time Edition)

I WANT HER SHES SO PRETTY

30 Interesting Facts About The World Masterfully Crafted Into Visual Infographics

Replying so people can see

50 Of The Most Heartwarming Pics And Stories Of Happily Adopted Pets (Best-Of-All-Time Edition)

I WANT HER SHES SO PRETTY

30 Interesting Facts About The World Masterfully Crafted Into Visual Infographics

Replying so people can see

37 Hospital Patients And Staff Share The Wildest Things They've Witnessed

Is c**p censored

Someone Asks People To Share The Creepiest Things They've Seen In Broad Daylight, And 30 Deliver

Skin walkerrrr

35 Random Facts That Nobody Really Asked For, But They Are Interesting To Know

Some animals that we eat are smart to. Doesn't change that I will eat whatever whenever

50 Pics Of Very "Smart" People Embarrassing Themselves That Will Stay On The Internet Forever (New Pics)

Gardiksd

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Rat Jesus • upvoted an item 10 months ago

35 Small Town "Incidents" That The Locals Still Talk About Years Later

Lets also remember this story is probably set in the USA, where highschool kids are up to age 18. I'm just saying this could be werid yes, but not an 'underage' thing. He wasn't arrested, he was caught for doing it to multiple girls and they all found out about each other and confronted him. Lets also remember that cops can be as young as 18-21 in the USA, so this could be a story about an 18 year old cop dating multiple 18 year old girls for all we know.

Rat Jesus • commented on 5 posts 11 months ago

35 Of The Most Brain-Scrambling “Today I Learned” Facts (New Facts)

Nike pancakes shush

30 Times Kids Had Had Enough Of Helicopter Parents And Shared Screenshots Online (New Pics)

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35 Of The Most Brain-Scrambling “Today I Learned” Facts (New Facts)

Nike pancakes shush

30 Times Kids Had Had Enough Of Helicopter Parents And Shared Screenshots Online (New Pics)

🖕🏿

30 Times Kids Had Had Enough Of Helicopter Parents And Shared Screenshots Online (New Pics)

I'm a teen. Don't touch my phone it's and invasion of privacy as soon. As I can im out

“Skip-It AKA Ankle Shatterers”: 30 Things From Childhood That You Probably Can’t Find Today

DUDE MY BESTIE HAD HER BDAY AT A RINK!

‘Neckbeards': 35 Times People Shared Their Opinions Without Realizing How Hateful They Are

I watch all four.

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Rat Jesus • commented on 3 posts 12 months ago

“Vandalism For Humanity”: Wholesome Instances Of Chaotic Good (50 Pics)

DAMN-

30 People Share The Strangest And Creepiest Coincidences That Shook Them To Their Core

Hush bernd.

“Vandalism For Humanity”: Wholesome Instances Of Chaotic Good (50 Pics)

DAMN-

30 People Share The Strangest And Creepiest Coincidences That Shook Them To Their Core

Hush bernd.

“I Swear Nobody Tested That Product”: 30 Products That Were Made By Someone Who Never Uses Them

I did maybe it was just to long for you to comprehend.

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Rat Jesus • submitted 3 list additions 1 year ago

Draw Some Random Stuff I Need Inspo

Hey Pandas, I Was Wondering If You Could Make Some Axolotl/Bird No Matter The Quality

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Stellar Object In The Night Sky

Rat Jesus • commented on 13 posts 1 year ago

This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Most Mortifying Posts From The World Wide Web, And Here Are 50 Of Them (New Pics)

Unless it's levi or something levi is a normal name in the real world too.

Hey Pandas, I Was Wondering If You Could Make Some Axolotl/Bird No Matter The Quality

Love it! I'll make an axo if I can

This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Most Mortifying Posts From The World Wide Web, And Here Are 50 Of Them (New Pics)

Unless it's levi or something levi is a normal name in the real world too.

Hey Pandas, I Was Wondering If You Could Make Some Axolotl/Bird No Matter The Quality

Love it! I'll make an axo if I can

Hey Pandas, Show Me Your Plushies Or Stuffed Animals (Closed)

No judging! When I'm older I'm doing this!

Hey Pandas, Can You Confess Weird Things You Used To Do? (Closed)

I use gacha club I don't do cringe stuff tho

50 Pointlessly Gendered Examples That Show Society Has Gone Too Far With It (New Pics)

I took beans from my school and they were in my pocket- I threw em at ppl. I'm a girl

50 Pointlessly Gendered Examples That Show Society Has Gone Too Far With It (New Pics)

ITS SO CUTE LIL HAND SOAPSSSSSS

30 People Shared Shockingly Terrifying Things They’ve Experienced That Still Keep Them Up At Night

I'm reading the book version- ngl IT/pennywise kinda fine

30 People Shared Shockingly Terrifying Things They’ve Experienced That Still Keep Them Up At Night

Same im in 7th but my classmates are mean.

50 Times Men Were Completely Unaware Of The Female Experience

A creepy old dude was talking to my mom about how pretty I was

50 Times Men Were Completely Unaware Of The Female Experience

It seems you know when predators want to go for women.

30 Things That Someone Said To Folks In This Online Group That Were Too Deep To Forget

Have some hugs

“Vandalism For Humanity”: Wholesome Instances Of Chaotic Good (50 Pics)

Homophobes can suck it! LET FLETCHER AND MIA BE IN LOVE

“Vandalism For Humanity”: Wholesome Instances Of Chaotic Good (50 Pics)

FOR ANIMALS I WILL F****N KILL E.V.E.R.Y.O.N.E

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Rat Jesus • upvoted 5 items 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Stellar Object In The Night Sky

I live in a small town no light or smoke! I love it all.

Hey Pandas, What's The Silliest Thing That's Been Invented? (Closed)

That's horrible. People can be so cruel

“Vandalism For Humanity”: Wholesome Instances Of Chaotic Good (50 Pics)

Ahhh but they ARE!!!! There are malicious people out there operating under the guise of being gay or trans and wanting to "help" kids. Help them right off a cliff... I have zero problems with gays, trans, and everything else, just don't influence kids who are confused. If left alone, most children will see reason one way or another.

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Rat Jesus • submitted a new post 1 year ago

Ask Pandas, Community

What's You Biggest Fear?

Rat Jesus • submitted 3 list additions 1 year ago

Draw Some Random Stuff I Need Inspo

Hey Pandas, I Was Wondering If You Could Make Some Axolotl/Bird No Matter The Quality

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Stellar Object In The Night Sky

Rat Jesus • commented on a post 9 months ago

“I Emailed His Mom”: 30 Women’s Best Post-Breakup Petty Revenge

Chelsea gamer boys who love the PS5 more than you are bad. But with you s**t opinions maybe they're right<3

Rat Jesus • commented on 6 posts 10 months ago

50 Of The Most Heartwarming Pics And Stories Of Happily Adopted Pets (Best-Of-All-Time Edition)

I WANT HER SHES SO PRETTY

30 Interesting Facts About The World Masterfully Crafted Into Visual Infographics

Replying so people can see

37 Hospital Patients And Staff Share The Wildest Things They've Witnessed

Is c**p censored

Someone Asks People To Share The Creepiest Things They've Seen In Broad Daylight, And 30 Deliver

Skin walkerrrr

35 Random Facts That Nobody Really Asked For, But They Are Interesting To Know

Some animals that we eat are smart to. Doesn't change that I will eat whatever whenever

50 Pics Of Very "Smart" People Embarrassing Themselves That Will Stay On The Internet Forever (New Pics)

Gardiksd

Rat Jesus • commented on 5 posts 11 months ago

35 Of The Most Brain-Scrambling “Today I Learned” Facts (New Facts)

Nike pancakes shush

30 Times Kids Had Had Enough Of Helicopter Parents And Shared Screenshots Online (New Pics)

🖕🏿

30 Times Kids Had Had Enough Of Helicopter Parents And Shared Screenshots Online (New Pics)

I'm a teen. Don't touch my phone it's and invasion of privacy as soon. As I can im out

“Skip-It AKA Ankle Shatterers”: 30 Things From Childhood That You Probably Can’t Find Today

DUDE MY BESTIE HAD HER BDAY AT A RINK!

‘Neckbeards': 35 Times People Shared Their Opinions Without Realizing How Hateful They Are

I watch all four.

Rat Jesus • commented on 3 posts 12 months ago

“Vandalism For Humanity”: Wholesome Instances Of Chaotic Good (50 Pics)

DAMN-

30 People Share The Strangest And Creepiest Coincidences That Shook Them To Their Core

Hush bernd.

“I Swear Nobody Tested That Product”: 30 Products That Were Made By Someone Who Never Uses Them

I did maybe it was just to long for you to comprehend.

Rat Jesus • commented on 5 posts 1 year ago

This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Most Mortifying Posts From The World Wide Web, And Here Are 50 Of Them (New Pics)

Unless it's levi or something levi is a normal name in the real world too.

Hey Pandas, I Was Wondering If You Could Make Some Axolotl/Bird No Matter The Quality

Love it! I'll make an axo if I can

Hey Pandas, Show Me Your Plushies Or Stuffed Animals (Closed)

No judging! When I'm older I'm doing this!

Hey Pandas, Can You Confess Weird Things You Used To Do? (Closed)

I use gacha club I don't do cringe stuff tho

50 Pointlessly Gendered Examples That Show Society Has Gone Too Far With It (New Pics)

I took beans from my school and they were in my pocket- I threw em at ppl. I'm a girl

Rat Jesus • upvoted 2 items 9 months ago

50 Cool And Interesting Photos That Show How Time Changes Things (New Pics)

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/Untitled-65dda17d79dff.jpg

30 Times Workers Did Something So Unhinged, They Became Office Legends For All The Wrong Reasons

The priest or the 'visitor'? "That will be one bj for your sins!"

Rat Jesus • upvoted an item 10 months ago

35 Small Town "Incidents" That The Locals Still Talk About Years Later

Rat Jesus • upvoted 17 items 1 year ago

30 Funny Times People Added Clever Or Unhinged Captions To WikiHow Pics (New Pics)

40 Non-Money Tips That Left A Lasting Impression On These Workers

Either is appropriate if the author can afford only one of the two. Judging from the ", not both" that follows this is likely the author's meaning.

40 Non-Money Tips That Left A Lasting Impression On These Workers

That was really kind of them

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Stellar Object In The Night Sky

I live in a small town no light or smoke! I love it all.

Hey Pandas, What's Your Bad Habit? (Closed)

Amy, this is a stupid question, but you okay? SH is a coping mechanism, and it probably seems like your only option, and I really hope it isn't. I hope everything turns out well for you :(

Hey Pandas, What's The Silliest Thing That's Been Invented? (Closed)

That's horrible. People can be so cruel

50 Random Facts That Sound Fake But Aren’t, Shared By This Twitter Account (New Pics)

Me and an old cat I had use to 'lock' headbutts a few seconds and then do it over and over again every time we headbutted.

30 People Shared Shockingly Terrifying Things They’ve Experienced That Still Keep Them Up At Night

no but its hella funny so maybye (btw the forcast said there will be a downvote rain soon so take cover)

TrailerParkPrepper reply

"It's because of what we went through that we are where we are." (in a good way) My Wife. (speaking of my alcoholism) 6 years sober

“Vandalism For Humanity”: Wholesome Instances Of Chaotic Good (50 Pics)

People-Breaking-Generational-Curses

Saying I love you to my kids, apologizing to them when I’m wrong, not making them eat food they don’t like, no they don’t have to finish their meals, allowing them to voice their opinions about things they like and don’t like, giving them plenty hugs and kisses and words of encouragement

People-Breaking-Generational-Curses

I admit my faults and apologize to my children when I am wrong

Sarah_Kerrigen reply

Precisely the reason that periods hurt. The uterus is designed to hold a 6-10 lb baby for 'months'. Not unlike a school backpack carrying 6-10 subject matter books. Like a backpack, there are 'straps' where you secure the bag - or uterus - to the body holding it. Except that a Uterus has more than two straps. All of the straps are attached physically to all of its surroundings and when the uterus wants to 'shed' it squeezes in on itself to massage loose it's internal lining. But, when the uterus squeezes in, all of those 'straps' are also pulled in / pulled on, pulling other parts of the body nearby in with it. Like if someone grabs your back pack and pulls on it, it yanks back both of your arms. Though, in this case, more than two attachments.