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The Weird American
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I’m a weird American.
The Weird American • upvoted 19 items 1 year ago
WalkwiththeWolf reply
Stop asking how to catch a leprechaun. It's trafficking, and they are a protected species under EU law.
JKEddie reply
Yoko Ono. If she hadn’t been with Lennon she would have been a completely forgotten 60’s artist who’s been milking that s**t for decades.
Dancing_Trash_Panda reply
This might be cheating a little because technically I participated. But once on a wine trip with some friends we decided to go get tattooed together. (Super small, not matching. Just we all got tattoos at the same time.) While we were there a little girl, probably about 6 or 7, came in to get her ears pierced while we were waiting. It was her choice and she was super excited, but clearly nervous. We hyped her up and told her she'd be fine. She went back, got them pierced, and we could hear her start to cry a little. As soon as she walked out we all lost our minds and immediately started praising her. "OH MY GOD, YOU LOOK AMAZING." etc. Her smile is forever in my brain. She immediately lit up the whole building. So excited to have hit this milestone and be a big girl.
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The Weird American • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago
JKEddie reply
Yoko Ono. If she hadn’t been with Lennon she would have been a completely forgotten 60’s artist who’s been milking that s**t for decades.WalkwiththeWolf reply
Stop asking how to catch a leprechaun. It's trafficking, and they are a protected species under EU law.
Dancing_Trash_Panda reply
This might be cheating a little because technically I participated. But once on a wine trip with some friends we decided to go get tattooed together. (Super small, not matching. Just we all got tattoos at the same time.) While we were there a little girl, probably about 6 or 7, came in to get her ears pierced while we were waiting. It was her choice and she was super excited, but clearly nervous. We hyped her up and told her she'd be fine. She went back, got them pierced, and we could hear her start to cry a little. As soon as she walked out we all lost our minds and immediately started praising her. "OH MY GOD, YOU LOOK AMAZING." etc. Her smile is forever in my brain. She immediately lit up the whole building. So excited to have hit this milestone and be a big girl.This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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