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The Weird American

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The Weird American • upvoted 16 items 10 months ago

“That Salt Sprinkling Prick”: 45 Celebs That Refused To Let Go Of Their 15 Minutes Of Fame

I like her. Sorry not SORRY

30 People That Probably Had A Worse Day Than You, Thanks To These Home Misfortunes

Napalm strike. Multiple napalm strikes.

“That Salt Sprinkling Prick”: 45 Celebs That Refused To Let Go Of Their 15 Minutes Of Fame

I like her. Sorry not SORRY

30 People That Probably Had A Worse Day Than You, Thanks To These Home Misfortunes

Napalm strike. Multiple napalm strikes.

30 People That Probably Had A Worse Day Than You, Thanks To These Home Misfortunes

burn it alright. burn the whole thing down.

30 People That Probably Had A Worse Day Than You, Thanks To These Home Misfortunes

If you have chickens, they will love the buffet

30 People That Probably Had A Worse Day Than You, Thanks To These Home Misfortunes

Horrifying

30 People That Probably Had A Worse Day Than You, Thanks To These Home Misfortunes

Burn the whole house

30 People That Probably Had A Worse Day Than You, Thanks To These Home Misfortunes

I quit.

WalkwiththeWolf reply

Stop asking how to catch a leprechaun. It's trafficking, and they are a protected species under EU law.

"Which Old Wives' Tale Is Actually True?" (30 Answers)

He's obviously two raccoons in a trenchcoat.

dummiV reply

Wendy Williams

JKEddie reply

Yoko Ono. If she hadn’t been with Lennon she would have been a completely forgotten 60’s artist who’s been milking that s**t for decades.

ecktt reply

Don't tell ANYONE you have the day off.

JohnMcClanesPenis reply

If he cheats with you, he’ll cheat on you.

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The Weird American • commented on 17 posts 10 months ago

30 People That Probably Had A Worse Day Than You, Thanks To These Home Misfortunes

Import the chickens!

50 Times Kids Hilariously Renamed Things And Made Them Sound Way Better

Tampooooons in my house

30 People That Probably Had A Worse Day Than You, Thanks To These Home Misfortunes

Import the chickens!

50 Times Kids Hilariously Renamed Things And Made Them Sound Way Better

Tampooooons in my house

50 Times Kids Hilariously Renamed Things And Made Them Sound Way Better

And crunchy rain it is.

People Are Sharing 'Cheat Codes' They Use In Everyday Life, And Here's 35 Of The Most Useful

HR Here: bad advice. If you hate or suck at your job, leave it and find one better suited for you. Staying at a job you hate makes everyone around you miserable too.

People Are Sharing 'Cheat Codes' They Use In Everyday Life, And Here's 35 Of The Most Useful

Always ask for club soda and lime in a DOF glass if in an unavoidable situation. If bartender gets snarky about the DOF glass (sometimes they do) tip well, it's still less expensive than the price of a drink or the cost of a hangover.

This Page Shares Pics And Memes From The ’80s And ’90s, Here Are The 50 Most Nostalgic Ones

And the sounds they made

"Which Old Wives' Tale Is Actually True?" (30 Answers)

Cinnamon triggers your hunger hormone. When my mom was going through radiation (in the 80s - rough stuff back then) she craved cinnamon. Kept cinnamon rolls on the house at all times.

"What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers)

Brannock Device

"What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers)

Buy your own gifts. Wrap them, put them under the tree. To you, from you. If you don't already have a mad-money account, get one...NOW. He can be the beneficiary but not the joint owner of the account. Put money in the account to buy yourself what you deem to be frivolous things, whenever you want. Save up for jewelry, a trip with your friends, a new set of cookware (yes, I'd like that), anything for you from you. Nothing practical unless you wouldn't otherwise buy it. Because dammit you're special!!!!

"What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers)

I once took said wine to a "white elephant" party and enclosed a card that said: Congratulations, you've been re-gifted. The receiver was ecstatic!

40 Uplifting Stories Of Girls Supporting Girls Unexpectedly

I'm that person that'll walk up to you wherever you are and tuck-n-tell you about tags, inside out shirts, whatever.

40 Uplifting Stories Of Girls Supporting Girls Unexpectedly

It was a bar. Trust me, a lot of people did a lot worse than pour tequila down another person's throat!!! Hope you had fun and a lot of laughs!

“He Became Single For Christmas”: 40 Of The Worst Xmas Gifts These People Have Ever Received

Happened to my son - when he was about 10, he got a GC to GameStop as a birthday gift. I swear the parents did it on purpose bc they were jerks. Anyway, he picked out the items at GameStop and when we realized there was nothing on the card, we covered it without our son knowing and had our son send a thank you note anyway.

“She Lost It”: Person Refuses To Give Up Their Days Off Just Because They Don’t Have Kids

NTA. HR Here. If your holidays are approved, then take them. Has nothing to do with who has kids, who doesn't, etc. we all need a break from work - you got your request in timely, your request was granted, enjoy your time off.

50 People Probably Having A Worse Day Than You, Christmas Edition (New Pics)

Better than a pink bunny costume.

50 People Probably Having A Worse Day Than You, Christmas Edition (New Pics)

Throw out the "gift", keep your sobriety. You got this, because you do.

50 People Probably Having A Worse Day Than You, Christmas Edition (New Pics)

Star is precious!

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The Weird American • upvoted 3 items 11 months ago

Sorry Ladies

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This might be cheating a little because technically I participated. But once on a wine trip with some friends we decided to go get tattooed together. (Super small, not matching. Just we all got tattoos at the same time.) While we were there a little girl, probably about 6 or 7, came in to get her ears pierced while we were waiting. It was her choice and she was super excited, but clearly nervous. We hyped her up and told her she'd be fine. She went back, got them pierced, and we could hear her start to cry a little. As soon as she walked out we all lost our minds and immediately started praising her. "OH MY GOD, YOU LOOK AMAZING." etc. Her smile is forever in my brain. She immediately lit up the whole building. So excited to have hit this milestone and be a big girl.