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TheAlienOctopus

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TheAlienOctopus

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Hi! I’m Ray! Better known as @TheAlienOctopus. I love musical theater, reading, history documentaries, and food! I am an Genderqueer Panromantic! I hope you like my content!

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TheAlienOctopus • upvoted 19 items 3 years ago

50 Design Fails That Look Creepy And Make People Feel Uncomfortable

𝖬𝗋. 𝖧𝖺𝗇𝗄𝗒'𝗌 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗌𝗂𝗇𝗌..

50 Interesting Comparison Images That Will Give You A New Perspective (New Pics)

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50 Design Fails That Look Creepy And Make People Feel Uncomfortable

𝖬𝗋. 𝖧𝖺𝗇𝗄𝗒'𝗌 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗌𝗂𝗇𝗌..

50 Interesting Comparison Images That Will Give You A New Perspective (New Pics)

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Things-Hollywood-Gets-Wrong-About-Prison

I've worked with a lot of inmates from different parts of the world: Inmates love to work, fights even break out for jobs because people are so bored. Rape isn't as common as people think in Western Prisons. There is a problem where some new comers think they have to start a fight with the biggest guy, if you mind your own business people usually leave you alone. Never ever show off or act tough. Defend yourself if needed and eat humble pie if needed. Drugs are a massive problem inside. Prisoners can buy things inside. Don't ever deal or carry drugs in Asia, sentences are no joke. There are different forms of currency inside, some prisons even have their own minted currency. Prisons across the world can be very different. A lot of prisons don't use bars but doors. Prison in certain places like Brazil are a slaughter house.

People In This Online Group Pointed Out 35 Things Shown In Movies That Are Weird In Real Life

President Snow I’m lookin at you...

People In This Online Group Pointed Out 35 Things Shown In Movies That Are Weird In Real Life

No, they cough BLOOD. It’s different

Hey Pandas, Post The 10th Picture In Your Camera Roll (Closed)

My brother used to have that toy lol.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Craziest Rumor You Heard In School?

There used to be a rumor that there were Water Moccasins (a type of venomous water snake that’s very common where I live) in the ditch right next to my elementary school playground. I didn’t believe it until a kid in second grade got bit while walking home... So yeah, not a rumor anymore, but a fact,

Hey Pandas, What Is The Craziest Rumor You Heard In School?

That I can make smoke bombs, and raided the principals office and stole his candy.(True for the 1st part)

People Are Sharing Weird Coincidences They Can't Explain And Here're 30 Of The Most Mysterious Ones

Tbh I thought one of the daughters was gonna be trans...”How many sons do I have?” “1” “Wait...but I don’t have any sons.” “Yes you do...”

Hey Pandas, What Is The Craziest Rumor You Heard In School?

I orchestrated a rumor that a friend got pregnant by way of rubber duck. It was to counteract a worse one she spread about a mutual friend. It was hilarious.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Craziest Rumor You Heard In School?

I heard the rumor that I was taking drugs in 9th grade. Not only weed, imagine cocaine, extacy and stuff. Not the kids but rather the teachers believed that. I was kind of chaotic but didn't suspect anything like that. I only happened to hear it from a student ca. 3 years older than me who was assigned (by the teachers) to keep an eye on me and report back. He was a wild one, too, so I assume he got pardoned for some of his own deeds if he became a spy.

'That’s It, I’m Architecture Shaming': 40 Architecture Examples That Look So Bad, People Just Had To Shame Them

Farquaad??? Is that you???

'That’s It, I’m Architecture Shaming': 40 Architecture Examples That Look So Bad, People Just Had To Shame Them

SQUIWARD???

Hey Pandas, Photoshop This Cat (Closed)

I feel like it’s getting close....! BADUM BADUM DO DOO DO DOOOT DO DOOOT

Thug Life

Day: 58..... (Make Up Different Stories In The Chat)

Guy 'Hangs Out' With Disney Characters In 30 Pics (New Pics)

of course :)

Guy 'Hangs Out' With Disney Characters In 30 Pics (New Pics)

love your pfp!

Stevie Onepurr

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TheAlienOctopus • commented on 16 posts 3 years ago

50 Interesting Comparison Images That Will Give You A New Perspective (New Pics)

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Artist Makes Hyper-Realistic Wool Animal Sculptures Through Needle Felting (46 New Pics)

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50 Interesting Comparison Images That Will Give You A New Perspective (New Pics)

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Artist Makes Hyper-Realistic Wool Animal Sculptures Through Needle Felting (46 New Pics)

more bebe tedes

Artist Makes Hyper-Realistic Wool Animal Sculptures Through Needle Felting (46 New Pics)

bebe tede

Artist Creates Illustrations Where The Roles Of Humans And Animals Are Reversed, And The Reality Is Thought-Provoking (50 Pics)

RIP Harambe you will be missed

Hey Pandas, Post The 10th Picture In Your Camera Roll (Closed)

Yeah it was for my little bro

People In This Online Group Pointed Out 35 Things Shown In Movies That Are Weird In Real Life

President Snow I’m lookin at you...

Tell Me What You Want Your Character To Look Like In The Comments And I’ll Draw It In My Art Style

Eeee soo cute!

Hey Pandas, What Is The Craziest Rumor You Heard In School? (Closed)

Lol

People Are Sharing Weird Coincidences They Can't Explain And Here're 30 Of The Most Mysterious Ones

Tbh I thought one of the daughters was gonna be trans...”How many sons do I have?” “1” “Wait...but I don’t have any sons.” “Yes you do...”

Tell Me What You Want Your Character To Look Like In The Comments And I’ll Draw It In My Art Style

My oc has boy- short curly dark brown hair. Fair skin with freckles. Blue eyes. And wears a yellow hoodie. Their name is Ray

'That’s It, I’m Architecture Shaming': 40 Architecture Examples That Look So Bad, People Just Had To Shame Them

Farquaad??? Is that you???

'That’s It, I’m Architecture Shaming': 40 Architecture Examples That Look So Bad, People Just Had To Shame Them

SQUIWARD???

Nothing Went As Planned: 32 Times School Trips Failed So Badly, The Teachers Couldn't Help But Share It Online

BLURGH

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TheAlienOctopus • submitted 3 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Craziest Rumor You Heard In School? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post The 10th Picture In Your Camera Roll (Closed)

Hey Pandas With A Disability Or Disorder, What’s The Worst Thing Someone Has Said To You About It? (Closed)

TheAlienOctopus • submitted a new post 3 years ago

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Hey Pandas, What Is The Craziest Rumor You Heard In School? (Closed)

TheAlienOctopus • started following a person 3 years ago

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TheAlienOctopus • submitted 3 new posts 3 years ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Is The Craziest Rumor You Heard In School? (Closed)

Challenges

Hey Pandas, Post Your Favorite Book Cover (Closed)

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, Describe The Opposite Of Yourself (Closed)

TheAlienOctopus • submitted 20 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Craziest Rumor You Heard In School? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post The 10th Picture In Your Camera Roll (Closed)

Hey Pandas With A Disability Or Disorder, What’s The Worst Thing Someone Has Said To You About It? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Wallpaper?

Hey Pandas, What Was The Weirdest Nickname You Were Ever Given? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Go On A Rant About Something Stupid (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Who Is Your Cartoon Crush? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Could Live The Life Of A Fictional Character, Who Would You Be? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post Your Favorite Book Cover (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Ruining Bored Panda For You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Describe A Fictional Character Indirectly, And We’ll Guess Who It Is (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Use Emojis To Describe A Book, Movie, Or Show (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Would A World Populated By Clones Of You Be Like? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Franchise Right Now? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Badly Explain A Movie Or A Book Using The Least Amount Of Words (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Summarize A Book Or A Movie In The Worst Possible Way (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Did You Get On The Myers-Briggs Personality Test? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Summarise A Book In Five Words Or Less And We'll Try To Guess What Book It Is (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Describe The Opposite Of Yourself (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Misheard Song Lyric? (Closed)

TheAlienOctopus • commented on 20 posts 3 years ago

50 Interesting Comparison Images That Will Give You A New Perspective (New Pics)

Return to monke

Artist Makes Hyper-Realistic Wool Animal Sculptures Through Needle Felting (46 New Pics)

more bebe tedes

Artist Makes Hyper-Realistic Wool Animal Sculptures Through Needle Felting (46 New Pics)

bebe tede

Artist Creates Illustrations Where The Roles Of Humans And Animals Are Reversed, And The Reality Is Thought-Provoking (50 Pics)

RIP Harambe you will be missed

Hey Pandas, Post The 10th Picture In Your Camera Roll (Closed)

Yeah it was for my little bro

People In This Online Group Pointed Out 35 Things Shown In Movies That Are Weird In Real Life

President Snow I’m lookin at you...

Tell Me What You Want Your Character To Look Like In The Comments And I’ll Draw It In My Art Style

Eeee soo cute!

Hey Pandas, What Is The Craziest Rumor You Heard In School? (Closed)

Lol

People Are Sharing Weird Coincidences They Can't Explain And Here're 30 Of The Most Mysterious Ones

Tbh I thought one of the daughters was gonna be trans...”How many sons do I have?” “1” “Wait...but I don’t have any sons.” “Yes you do...”

Tell Me What You Want Your Character To Look Like In The Comments And I’ll Draw It In My Art Style

My oc has boy- short curly dark brown hair. Fair skin with freckles. Blue eyes. And wears a yellow hoodie. Their name is Ray

'That’s It, I’m Architecture Shaming': 40 Architecture Examples That Look So Bad, People Just Had To Shame Them

Farquaad??? Is that you???

'That’s It, I’m Architecture Shaming': 40 Architecture Examples That Look So Bad, People Just Had To Shame Them

SQUIWARD???

Hey Pandas, Photoshop This Cat (Closed)

I feel like it’s getting close....! BADUM BADUM DO DOO DO DOOOT DO DOOOT

Guy 'Hangs Out' With Disney Characters In 30 Pics (New Pics)

Thx!

Guy 'Hangs Out' With Disney Characters In 30 Pics (New Pics)

Wrong Leevvvvveeeeerrrrr

Nothing Went As Planned: 32 Times School Trips Failed So Badly, The Teachers Couldn't Help But Share It Online

BLURGH

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Wallpaper?

Yessssss

Hey Pandas, Drop Something Nostalgic From The 2010's (Closed)

W O N D E R P E T S

Hey Pandas, Drop Something Nostalgic From The 2010's (Closed)

OMG ME AND MY COUSIN PLAYED THAT ALL THE TIME!!! I WAS LIKE 8!!!

Hey Pandas, Drop Something Nostalgic From The 2010's (Closed)

YESSS

TheAlienOctopus • upvoted 20 items 3 years ago

Things-Hollywood-Gets-Wrong-About-Prison

50 Design Fails That Look Creepy And Make People Feel Uncomfortable

𝖬𝗋. 𝖧𝖺𝗇𝗄𝗒'𝗌 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗌𝗂𝗇𝗌..

50 Interesting Comparison Images That Will Give You A New Perspective (New Pics)

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People Are Cracking Up At These 30 ‘Being Vaccinated Does Not Mean’ Tweets That Actually Use Pop Culture As Rules

Aww, you ruined my plans!

Hey Pandas, Post The 10th Picture In Your Camera Roll (Closed)

My brother used to have that toy lol.

People In This Online Group Pointed Out 35 Things Shown In Movies That Are Weird In Real Life

President Snow I’m lookin at you...

People In This Online Group Pointed Out 35 Things Shown In Movies That Are Weird In Real Life

No, they cough BLOOD. It’s different

Hey Pandas, What Is The Craziest Rumor You Heard In School?

That I can make smoke bombs, and raided the principals office and stole his candy.(True for the 1st part)

People Are Sharing Weird Coincidences They Can't Explain And Here're 30 Of The Most Mysterious Ones

Tbh I thought one of the daughters was gonna be trans...”How many sons do I have?” “1” “Wait...but I don’t have any sons.” “Yes you do...”

Hey Pandas, What Is The Craziest Rumor You Heard In School?

I orchestrated a rumor that a friend got pregnant by way of rubber duck. It was to counteract a worse one she spread about a mutual friend. It was hilarious.