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cookie • submitted 6 new posts 2 years ago

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"Tell Us Something Weird A Kid Has Said To You That Made You Think About Life In A Different Way": 30 People Replied

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"It's Actually Very Odd When You Think About It": 50 Things That Are Considered Normal But Are Weird As Shared By Our Community

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"Tell Us Something Weird A Kid Has Said To You That Made You Think About Life In A Different Way": 30 People Replied

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"It's Actually Very Odd When You Think About It": 50 Things That Are Considered Normal But Are Weird As Shared By Our Community

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Hey Pandas! What's An Invention Or Solution To A Problem You Wished Has Been Already Created?

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Hey Pandas! What's The Weirdest Thing You Been Caught Having A Random Search?

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Hey Pandas! What Are Some Funny Conversations You Heard?

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Hey, Pandas! What's An Interesting Fact Or Thought You Have But Can't Really Tell Others Since It's Too Random? (Closed)

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cookie • upvoted 11 items 2 years ago

Curiosities, Relationships

"It's Actually Very Odd When You Think About It": 50 Things That Are Considered Normal But Are Weird As Shared By Our Community

Hey Pandas! What Are Some Funny Conversations You Heard?

person #1: yeah I'll bring the lasagna person #2: i asked for marshmallows person #1: ...oh

Curiosities, Relationships

"It's Actually Very Odd When You Think About It": 50 Things That Are Considered Normal But Are Weird As Shared By Our Community

Hey Pandas! What Are Some Funny Conversations You Heard?

person #1: yeah I'll bring the lasagna person #2: i asked for marshmallows person #1: ...oh

Hey Pandas! What Are Some Funny Conversations You Heard?

Guy: Hi I'm the guy wearing green crocs. Lady: Oh I'm so sorry I think I can't come out today. Guy: Geez fine I'll change Lady: I see you! I'll come there.

Hey Pandas! What Are Some Funny Conversations You Heard?

This was during school, and we were doing compatibility tests for jobs we could like (MyBlueprint if anyone knows). Anyways, one of the options was Midwife, and two of the loud obnoxious boys next to me were talking about it. Here’s a very basic, very watered down replay of the conversation: Boy#1: eww you can be a midwife! Boy#2: haha you should take it Boy#1: are you kidding? I could not handle birth. Boy#2: why not? It’s just the stomach. Boy #2 said that! Not even sarcastically! As if their isn’t a whole system? I’m honestly horrified for when he learns how pregnancy works.

Hey Pandas! What Are Some Funny Conversations You Heard?

At the bus stop two elderly ladies were having a really long detailed conversation about one of their husbands and the ONLY potatoes he likes are tinned potatoes 😂 the other lady was shocked and was like ‘not even mash or chips??’ ‘no! he wont have it, only tinned baby potatoes from Morrisons’ ‘not even jacket potatoes??’ etc, it just seemed funny to have a half hour long conversation about tinned potatoes 😅

Hey Pandas! What Are Some Funny Conversations You Heard?

Not super funny, but there were two girls analyzing the way that they made eye contact with a crush. They were totally over thinking it, and were thinking of different meanings and stuff. It wasn't that funny but I thought it was kinda weird how much they were overthinking it

Hey Pandas, Tell Us Something Weird A Kid Has Said To You That Made You Think About Life In A Different Way

I met a 6-year-old with an imaginary gecko. She had it in her hands. Asked if I would like to see the gecko. Of course, I would. When she went to show me, said gecko escaped. She loudly chased after him yelling ' come back Randall, I have treats! I have Oreos Randall.' etc. She then 'caught' Randall, and proceeded to show me. It was one of the most delightful things I've seen. I hate that this kind of imagination is pounded out of us as we get older.

Hey Pandas, Tell Us Something Weird A Kid Has Said To You That Made You Think About Life In A Different Way

I asked this one kid, "What's up?" She took it literally and looked up, "The sky," I looked up too, and I guess I never realized how pretty the sky is. Now I make a point to look up each day. It's nice to get a new point of view.

Hey Pandas, What's A Conversation You Had With Someone Where They Didn't Understand That You Were Being Sarcastic?

So my sister had our dining room filled to the brim with her teaching and classroom supplies for like a year while she was in the process of switching schools. Finally, she gets her new job and has a friend help her take a few of the crates to her classroom, leaving behind a considerable amount still in the room. The two of them and our mom are hanging out nearby afterward, and I walk over to the dining room. I look inside and say, "Wow, it looks so empty in here!" My mom completely thought I was serious. She gave me a confused look and replied, "No it’s not!" Cue me explaining I was being sarcastic, my mom realizing her mistake, and the friend laughing at the exchange from his place on the couch.

Hey Pandas, What's A Conversation You Had With Someone Where They Didn't Understand That You Were Being Sarcastic?

To someone who shows up uninvited. "I hate it when someone just drops by." "Me too!"

Hey Pandas! What Lives In Your Head Rent Free?

Why??? Just why??? Did that character from my favourite book have to die????? Literally my mind half the time

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cookie • commented on 4 posts 2 years ago

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Could be because not that many parents want to have three sets of children, and usually don't try to have more kids once they have twins. Like if you already have two sets of twins, even if you want another one, you might not want to risk getting another set due to how expensive it could be

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cookie • commented on 7 posts 3 years ago

This Online Group Is Dedicated To Times When Someone Or Something Reached 'Boss' Level (50 Pics)

1.4 million to one according to google

Artist Reveals What's Wrong With Our Modern Society In These 30 New Satirical Illustrations

actually paper companies plant new trees to compensate for the ones they cut down for paper. It'll be bad business practice is they never grow new ones since it'll eventually run out.

This Online Group Is Dedicated To Times When Someone Or Something Reached 'Boss' Level (50 Pics)

1.4 million to one according to google

Artist Reveals What's Wrong With Our Modern Society In These 30 New Satirical Illustrations

actually paper companies plant new trees to compensate for the ones they cut down for paper. It'll be bad business practice is they never grow new ones since it'll eventually run out.

30 Unethical But Very Common Tactics In Business As Pointed Out By Folks In This Online Group

I hate it when companies falsely label something as "sugar free", like tic tacs are considered to be sugar free, even though it's literally just sugar. The only reason it's sugar free is because there's less than a gram of sugar per serving, however, a serving, a single tic tac, is half a gram, so it could be purely sugar and can still be considered "sugar free."

30 Ex-Burglars Reveal The Signs Of Your Home Being Targeted And How To Avoid It

Can you just cover the label of the box, by spray painting it or something, and just leave it on the curb?

30 Ex-Burglars Reveal The Signs Of Your Home Being Targeted And How To Avoid It

Maybe go full on American if your door has windows on the side that you can look into. Place a bunch of guns around the door, can be fake but realistic, to scare them off XD

30 Ex-Burglars Reveal The Signs Of Your Home Being Targeted And How To Avoid It

As someone who has both a county police and a state police living in my neighborhood, I can say that having a cop as a neighbor is a huge burglar repellent. Been living here for seven years and never heard of someone getting robbed.

"It's Actually Very Odd When You Think About It": 50 Things That Are Considered Normal But Are Weird As Shared By Our Community

Honestly though. Like my mom isn't a Karen by any means, but she will complain when it's needed, like one time when I was eleven, a group of staff were talking at the counter, and they would loudly using vulgar words, at a family restaurant. And being a mother of two kids, both under the age of 12, she got upset. The staff didn't listen and just continued talking like before, after twenty minuets the manager was called. The manager heard what happened and suggested to pay for the meal. And almost all the staff was calling her a Karen!

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cookie • upvoted 8 items 3 years ago

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Jokes And Memes Many Of Us Will Probably Relate To (50 Pics)

When the llyrics matches with that fake scenario you are playing in your head before going to sleep.

People Share The Times America Set A Good Example (30 Posts)

This man is speaking mf TRUTH! You're going to RULE the comments tonight, King!

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Jokes And Memes Many Of Us Will Probably Relate To (50 Pics)

When the llyrics matches with that fake scenario you are playing in your head before going to sleep.

People Share The Times America Set A Good Example (30 Posts)

This man is speaking mf TRUTH! You're going to RULE the comments tonight, King!

50 Very Spooky Facts From Real Life That You Should Avoid If You Get Scared Easily

It is a great smell though . . . . . . . . .

50 Very Spooky Facts From Real Life That You Should Avoid If You Get Scared Easily

They are smart enough to know that a large group of humans are going to do a dumb thing.

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The Colombian serial killer Pedro Alonso Lopez, who is known as the Monster of the Andes, raped and murdered over 300 girls from Ecuador, Peru and Colombia. However, after he was caught and imprisoned for 18 years, he was put in a psychiatric hospital. There he was reviewed, declared to be sane and was set free, in spite of his blatant avowal that he fully intends to kill again. Since he was released in 1998, nobody knows where he is or what he’s doing. ( He is supposed to be 71 years old at present).He is known for being the most prolific killer ever.

Hey Pandas, What Behavior Is Considered Normal But It's Actually Weird When You Think About It?

That the best paid jobs are likely to be non-essential for sustaining our societies, like cosmetic surgeons or stock market brokers. And that essential jobs are paid so little, like cleaners, teachers or social workers.

Hey Pandas, What Behavior Is Considered Normal But It's Actually Weird When You Think About It?

Expecting children to socialise with everyone and share everything. I was a very shy child so when my mum invited her mom friends over they’d all send their kids to my room to play with my stuff and it was like a form of torture. We should teach children about reasonable boundaries and respect - We don’t expect the same behaviour from adults so I don’t see why it’s acceptable to do to our kids

Hey Pandas, What Behavior Is Considered Normal But It's Actually Weird When You Think About It?

Colour coding babies clothes so that people know which genitals they have.

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cookie • submitted 2 new posts 3 years ago

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Hey Pandas! What Lives In Your Head Rent Free? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What's A Conversation You Had With Someone Where They Didn't Understand That You Were Being Sarcastic? (Closed)

cookie • submitted a list addition 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What's A Conversation You Had With Someone Where They Didn't Understand That You Were Being Sarcastic? (Closed)

cookie • submitted 6 new posts 2 years ago

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"Tell Us Something Weird A Kid Has Said To You That Made You Think About Life In A Different Way": 30 People Replied

Curiosities, Relationships

"It's Actually Very Odd When You Think About It": 50 Things That Are Considered Normal But Are Weird As Shared By Our Community

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas! What's An Invention Or Solution To A Problem You Wished Has Been Already Created?

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas! What's The Weirdest Thing You Been Caught Having A Random Search?

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Hey Pandas! What Are Some Funny Conversations You Heard?

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Hey, Pandas! What's An Interesting Fact Or Thought You Have But Can't Really Tell Others Since It's Too Random? (Closed)

cookie • submitted 4 new posts 3 years ago

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Hey Pandas! What Lives In Your Head Rent Free? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What's A Conversation You Had With Someone Where They Didn't Understand That You Were Being Sarcastic? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas! What Conversation/Argument Left You Feeling Defeated Only To Come Up With A Good Comeback Afterwards??

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Hey Pandas, What Experiment Would You Conduct If Being Ethical Wasn't An Issue? (Closed)

cookie • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

"Tell Us Something Weird A Kid Has Said To You That Made You Think About Life In A Different Way": 30 People Replied

cookie • submitted a list addition 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What's A Conversation You Had With Someone Where They Didn't Understand That You Were Being Sarcastic? (Closed)

cookie • commented on 4 posts 2 years ago

Hey Pandas! What Are Some Funny Conversations You Heard?

This is way funnier to me than it should've been XD

Hey Pandas! What Are Some Funny Conversations You Heard?

Dang, and I thought I was a picky eater XD

Hey Pandas! What Lives In Your Head Rent Free? (Closed)

d*mn that's deep

This Online Group Is Dedicated To Times When Someone Or Something Reached 'Boss' Level (50 Pics)

cookie • commented on 16 posts 3 years ago

This Online Group Is Dedicated To Times When Someone Or Something Reached 'Boss' Level (50 Pics)

1.4 million to one according to google

Artist Reveals What's Wrong With Our Modern Society In These 30 New Satirical Illustrations

actually paper companies plant new trees to compensate for the ones they cut down for paper. It'll be bad business practice is they never grow new ones since it'll eventually run out.

30 Unethical But Very Common Tactics In Business As Pointed Out By Folks In This Online Group

30 Ex-Burglars Reveal The Signs Of Your Home Being Targeted And How To Avoid It

Can you just cover the label of the box, by spray painting it or something, and just leave it on the curb?

30 Ex-Burglars Reveal The Signs Of Your Home Being Targeted And How To Avoid It

Maybe go full on American if your door has windows on the side that you can look into. Place a bunch of guns around the door, can be fake but realistic, to scare them off XD

30 Ex-Burglars Reveal The Signs Of Your Home Being Targeted And How To Avoid It

"It's Actually Very Odd When You Think About It": 50 Things That Are Considered Normal But Are Weird As Shared By Our Community

Dude Keeps Protesting Annoying Everyday Things With Funny Signs (30 New Pics)

I mean you're not wrong, but what else are you supposed to say :P

Dude Keeps Protesting Annoying Everyday Things With Funny Signs (30 New Pics)

I'm kinda meh on this one, when instagram was down half the comments I saw on tiktok were just "when instagram's down" and "Who else is only on tiktok because you can't use instagram" It was just annoying tbh

35 Cases When It Was So Hard To Follow A Person’s Train Of Thought That It Became Hilarious, As Shared In This Online Group

It's grammatically correct, it's just that Shakespeare wrote it

35 Cases When It Was So Hard To Follow A Person’s Train Of Thought That It Became Hilarious, As Shared In This Online Group

This is how people be sounding when I'm still half asleep

35 Cases When It Was So Hard To Follow A Person’s Train Of Thought That It Became Hilarious, As Shared In This Online Group

I mean if you're in a crowd and have to say excuse me a bunch of times you do end up saying it like they spelt it XD

35 Cases When It Was So Hard To Follow A Person’s Train Of Thought That It Became Hilarious, As Shared In This Online Group

Sounds like those indian dudes that try to hit me up in my DMs XD

35 Cases When It Was So Hard To Follow A Person’s Train Of Thought That It Became Hilarious, As Shared In This Online Group

When the pills start kicking in mid sentence

35 Cases When It Was So Hard To Follow A Person’s Train Of Thought That It Became Hilarious, As Shared In This Online Group

me trying to spell neccessaery

35 Cases When It Was So Hard To Follow A Person’s Train Of Thought That It Became Hilarious, As Shared In This Online Group

My brain just crashed and shut down. What the heck is that trying to say?

cookie • upvoted 11 items 2 years ago

Hey Pandas! What Are Some Funny Conversations You Heard?

person #1: yeah I'll bring the lasagna person #2: i asked for marshmallows person #1: ...oh

Hey Pandas! What Are Some Funny Conversations You Heard?

Guy: Hi I'm the guy wearing green crocs. Lady: Oh I'm so sorry I think I can't come out today. Guy: Geez fine I'll change Lady: I see you! I'll come there.