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albernistuff 4sale • commented on 8 posts 12 hours ago

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albernistuff 4sale • upvoted 15 items 14 hours ago

50 Tech Fails That Made Tech Support Facepalm (New Pics)

FWIW, Win2k was my favorite OS. Stable as hell and everything just worked.

50 Tech Fails That Made Tech Support Facepalm (New Pics)

Set up Win 2000 with Service Pack 6a, and it's solid as a rock.

50 Tech Fails That Made Tech Support Facepalm (New Pics)

FWIW, Win2k was my favorite OS. Stable as hell and everything just worked.

50 Tech Fails That Made Tech Support Facepalm (New Pics)

Set up Win 2000 with Service Pack 6a, and it's solid as a rock.

Exploring Gender Expectations: 25 New Comics By Artist Lainey Molnar

I would totally buy it!

Exploring Gender Expectations: 25 New Comics By Artist Lainey Molnar

Where's the sitting on my butt playing video games all day house or is that one just for guys?

Exploring Gender Expectations: 25 New Comics By Artist Lainey Molnar

AMEN!!!

Exploring Gender Expectations: 25 New Comics By Artist Lainey Molnar

Hi, girl here: this is the cringiest take on "girls" I've ever seen. We're just regular people like everyone else, miss me with this "magical, powerful, fascinating" stuff, ew.

50 Pics Of Men That Personify The Idea Of Weaponized Incompetence (New Pics)

This is grounds for breaking up

50 Pics Of Men That Personify The Idea Of Weaponized Incompetence (New Pics)

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Exploring Gender Expectations: 25 New Comics By Artist Lainey Molnar

Perfect is as perfect does :D

Exploring Gender Expectations: 25 New Comics By Artist Lainey Molnar

Lol, so true!

“Vestiges Of History”: 50 Wholesome Before And After Pictures From History

Mom there hasn't aged a day

Exploring Gender Expectations: 25 New Comics By Artist Lainey Molnar

This one has always annoyed me far more than it probably should. If our daughter was ill and off school, it was just as likely that I would be off work looking after her as her mom. I took her to all her vaccinations. It was often just the two of us at the park. The number of times people would say that I was *babysitting* really pįssed me off. But, I must admit to enjoying the look on their face when I corrected them. "No,I'm not babysitting. I'm her dad,it's called being a parent. "

Exploring Gender Expectations: 25 New Comics By Artist Lainey Molnar

Woman without her man, is nothing. - Woman, without her, man is nothing.

50 Pics Of Men That Personify The Idea Of Weaponized Incompetence (New Pics)

Exactly, get rid of them while you're taking out the trash. Male or female partners, doesn't matter. As said above, these people clearly were not taught to take care of their environments, do basic cleaning, and showing respect to people you live with. Overall, it has nothing to do with weaponized incompetence.

50 Pics Of Men That Personify The Idea Of Weaponized Incompetence (New Pics)

Instead of posting this insanity online, why not kick the toddler men to the curb? This stuff isn't cute, funny, or endearing.

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albernistuff 4sale • upvoted 8 items 1 day ago

50 Pics Of Men That Personify The Idea Of Weaponized Incompetence (New Pics)

I may or may not have had a slightly different upbringing and different life experience than most (walked 30 miles to school and 30 miles back, uphill both ways in the snow, at Christmas we got one lump of coal to share between all 58 of us etc etc, you know the drill) but it amazes me just how many blokes are entirely incapable of basic human functions. Basic hygiene, pride in your appearance, grooming and dress standards, pride in your surroundings, take care of your possessions... Seriously lads, if this is you, get a f*****g grip, sort your s**t out. It is not difficult. What's manly - or attractive for that matter - about needing a girl to do everything for you? "Last time I tried using a urinal unsupervised I ended up waterboarding myself with my own p**s" isn't a chat-up line....

“Vestiges Of History”: 50 Wholesome Before And After Pictures From History

She's barely aged!

50 Pics Of Men That Personify The Idea Of Weaponized Incompetence (New Pics)

“Vestiges Of History”: 50 Wholesome Before And After Pictures From History

She's barely aged!

50 Tech Fails That Made Tech Support Facepalm (New Pics)

There are some simple industrial control systems still running DOS

50 Pics Of Men That Personify The Idea Of Weaponized Incompetence (New Pics)

This would make me so mad. Its just plain dirty and lazy to do this

50 Reassuring Facts Not Everyone Might Be Aware Of, According To People Online

If you are angry, eat something. If you are sad, try to sleep. If you're anxious, go outside for a walk. Of course this is not going to magically cure an actual mental illness, but it can help with regular mood swings

50 Reassuring Facts Not Everyone Might Be Aware Of, According To People Online

Depends on how you do the calculation. If you figure deaths per hour traveled, flying is safer. If you do it by miles traveled, driving is safer. And if you calculate by deaths per crash, driving is incredibly safer.

60 Hilariously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists By ‘Fatsraptor’

I think he tried to compare apples and oranges

50 Reassuring Facts Not Everyone Might Be Aware Of, According To People Online

let's be independent, together! You are unique, just like everybody else!

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albernistuff 4sale • upvoted 9 items 2 days ago

25 Illustrations By Lainey Molnar That Challenge Societal Norms Surrounding Femininity, Body Image, And More (New Pics)

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albernistuff 4sale • submitted a new post 3 years ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, Do You Have Beliefs From Both Sides Of The Political Spectrum?

albernistuff 4sale • submitted 2 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That Everyone Loves To Do Byt You Hate With A Burning Passion? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Hobby Is An Immediate Red Flag? (Closed)

albernistuff 4sale • submitted 14 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, If You Could Meet Your Younger Self, What Would You Say To Them? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, How Do You Feel About Prince Charles, Now Becoming King Charles? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Commonly Ridiculed Opinion Do You Think Is Not So Absurd?

Hey Pandas, If Someone Made A Movie About Your Life, What Would It Be Titled? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Movie Trope Do You Absolutely Hate? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Life Changing Thing That Has Ever Happened To You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're From Your Country Without Telling Me You're From Your Country (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Go-To Self-Comforting Habit? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are 3 Things You Really Love And 3 Things You Really Hate? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Stupidest Thing Anyone Has Ever Said To You?

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Controversial Opinion?

albernistuff 4sale • submitted 4 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, If You Could Be A President, Leader, Or Something Similar For A Day, What Laws Would You Make? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are You Sure Of But Can’t Prove? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, I Turned 18 A Few Days Ago! Do You Have Any Advice For Me?

Hey Pandas, What Cliché Phrases Do You Find Helpful? (Closed)

albernistuff 4sale • commented on 8 posts 12 hours ago

50 Reassuring Facts Not Everyone Might Be Aware Of, According To People Online

Upvote for the name 🙂

We Want To Predict What Your Coffee Order Is By Asking You 18 Questions

Wrong for me said I like black brewed, but I have mine with cream or milk. Will actually pass if not available.

60 Hilariously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists By ‘Fatsraptor’

Squid?

60 Hilariously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists By ‘Fatsraptor’

Eeeewwwe....hahahaha...eeeeewwwww... hahahahaha

Exploring Gender Expectations: 25 New Comics By Artist Lainey Molnar

Mine is decades of desk job and poor diet.

Exploring Gender Expectations: 25 New Comics By Artist Lainey Molnar

Yes, and?

Exploring Gender Expectations: 25 New Comics By Artist Lainey Molnar

Comparison is the thief of joy - said by some philosopher much smarter than me

albernistuff 4sale • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

35 Things People Wish Society Would Stop Romanticizing And Instead Embrace Reality

Even low level chronic pain is a slow burn hell. I can do most tasks, but I pay a penalty. I am not suicidal but I cannot picture another decade of this.

50 Nostalgic Posts That Instantly Teleport You To The Good Old 1990s (New Pics)

Went to the effort

albernistuff 4sale • commented on 2 posts 4 weeks ago

30 People Share Disgusting Things People Don’t Realize Are Very Gross

Kids who grow up around pets, tend to have much stronger immune systems. Still kinda gross though

If You Are Over 50, You Might Make Some Mistakes In This Slang Trivia

60, 17/20 totes skibidi ;)

albernistuff 4sale • commented on 5 posts 2 months ago

37 Jobs That People Want To Avoid At All Cost No Matter How Tantalizing The Salary Is

I don't mind shallow coastal waters, but the moment I can't see bottom, the thalassophobia kicks my butt back to dry land

37 Jobs That People Want To Avoid At All Cost No Matter How Tantalizing The Salary Is

I worked Telecom pole.lines back in the 80's in the Fraser Canyon in BC, Canada. The poles weren't more than 60' feet or so, but they hung over 500' of nothing. I got used to it, but was glad that job ended😰

37 Jobs That People Want To Avoid At All Cost No Matter How Tantalizing The Salary Is

Pretty much same here. I really hate that people are so ignorant of their own food sources

37 Jobs That People Want To Avoid At All Cost No Matter How Tantalizing The Salary Is

I knew a diver who did wastewater treatment plants. Made enough in 3 months work to be a stay-at-home dad while his wife earned a BSC nursing. I am not envious, but thankful that the job gets done.

50 Funniest Memes From An IG Page That Has 1.3M People Laughing

Coincidentally, I work in IT at a MARINE BIOLOGICAL RESEARCH STATION...many hundreds of students come through and dozens of full-on researchers every year. Unfortunately for them, its a lot like professional sports; many sacrifices for many years, including student debt, but very few can actually build a career from it.

albernistuff 4sale • commented on 3 posts 3 months ago

30 Hard Truth Pills That Make Living Easier Once Swallowed

What if I am a total sociopath, narcissistic ash-hole?

30 Hard Truth Pills That Make Living Easier Once Swallowed

"Seek not happiness; it is impossible to be happy all the time. Seek instead contentment" - another person much smarter than me. :)

30 Hard Truth Pills That Make Living Easier Once Swallowed

We are all the protagonist in our own story. Except me.. I am the NPC in my own game.

albernistuff 4sale • upvoted 20 items 13 hours ago

50 Reassuring Facts Not Everyone Might Be Aware Of, According To People Online

They have 24 hours of screen time to fill and some days there isn't enough. So they start literally making things up. Actual News is stuff that happened and things people say. CNN, Fox "News" and the rest have been spending more and more time on "Editorial" News over the last two decades. Opinion pieces, talking heads. It's all garbage to fill airtime and make money.

50 Reassuring Facts Not Everyone Might Be Aware Of, According To People Online

ThatsOkayToo reply

If you can read this, your life is like waaaaay better than it would have been 100 years ago.

50 Reassuring Facts Not Everyone Might Be Aware Of, According To People Online

Thankfully.

50 Reassuring Facts Not Everyone Might Be Aware Of, According To People Online

let's be independent, together! You are unique, just like everybody else!

Stonksetshares reply

You never feel like a grown up. You mostly just fake it and assume everyone else are actual adults. My data is only valid from ages 0-46 years of age.

Crazy_Raven_Lady:
Yep 44 here and I don’t feel like an adult. I always get nervous to meet my kids friends parents cause I figure they are real adults and they’ll be onto me.

davisolzoe:
I feel like a teenager working on projects on the garage, I’m 66.