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MrOwlAteMyMetalWorm. • commented on 6 posts 2 years ago

50 Times Kids Were So Effin' Smart, Parents Just Had To Share These Pics Online

pussy hehe

40 Women Share The Times Men Had To Comment On Their Appearance When Nobody Asked Them To

Your smile shines brighter than a lit Christmas tree!

50 Times Kids Were So Effin' Smart, Parents Just Had To Share These Pics Online

pussy hehe

40 Women Share The Times Men Had To Comment On Their Appearance When Nobody Asked Them To

Your smile shines brighter than a lit Christmas tree!

Woman Challenges Unrealistic Body Standards With Side-By-Side “Real Me Monday” Photos Of Herself (30 Pics)

C'mon,I think you shouldn't hate yourself like this,you deserve better.I hope you realise how lovely you are just the way you are.

Woman Challenges Unrealistic Body Standards With Side-By-Side “Real Me Monday” Photos Of Herself (30 Pics)

Yes,I agree.I hope she learns be her amazing self.

Woman Challenges Unrealistic Body Standards With Side-By-Side “Real Me Monday” Photos Of Herself (30 Pics)

No,you're amazing.You just don't know it yet.Hugs.

Woman Challenges Unrealistic Body Standards With Side-By-Side “Real Me Monday” Photos Of Herself (30 Pics)

I have the exact same body as her,yet from time to time I feel like I should exercise to tone it a little .Most of the I hide it and don't feel confident.It's great to see encouragement.

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MrOwlAteMyMetalWorm. • upvoted 34 items 2 years ago

50 Times Kids Were So Effin' Smart, Parents Just Had To Share These Pics Online

Super off topic but I just wanted you to know that your name is perfection and I hope you have a wonderful day

23 Y.O. Son Tells His Parents He’ll Never Speak To Them Again After Finding Out They’re Paying For Sister’s Education Yet Didn’t Pay For His

I agreed! OP sounds Asian, I am one and they didn't pay for my younger brother's tuition either but they did pay mine when I went 20 years ago. He didn't take any offence to it as he ended up being successful Manager himself and proudly I'd say he's much more responsible financially than I am.

50 Times Kids Were So Effin' Smart, Parents Just Had To Share These Pics Online

Super off topic but I just wanted you to know that your name is perfection and I hope you have a wonderful day

23 Y.O. Son Tells His Parents He’ll Never Speak To Them Again After Finding Out They’re Paying For Sister’s Education Yet Didn’t Pay For His

People With 'Street Smarts' Are Sharing Advice That Can Save People In Dangerous Situations (40 Tips)

I’d taken a wrong turn, the job was at least five streets away. It was Everleigh Street Redfern (1980’s) that I’d walked down, can’t remember where I should have been, but it was a neighboring suburb. Probably Alexandria (Sydney). I didn’t get that job but I had a memorable day.

50 Hilariously Sad Adulthood Tweets That Might Make You Laugh Then Cry

I’m not an adult either and I’m 45.

Parents Online Reveal 30 Little Lies They Tell Their Kids That They’re Considering Parenting Hacks

*daughter, *wrap :).

50 Hilariously Sad Adulthood Tweets That Might Make You Laugh Then Cry

When you hit 40 and you get more spam email and snail mail from AARP and burial planning insurance. Like they are saying hurry TF up and die.

50 Hilariously Sad Adulthood Tweets That Might Make You Laugh Then Cry

I hate what my relatives do: they add a year to my actual age whenever they try to point out how immature I am. Barely a month passes after my 29th birthday, and they already call me a 30 year old

Lawyers Share 30 Petty And Intense Stories Of People Destroying Each Other During Divorce

I spent years in fear that my ex sister in law would make an accusation against my father. She wouldn't make it against my brother because she liked being able to dump the kids in him whenever she had better things to do.

Lawyers Share 30 Petty And Intense Stories Of People Destroying Each Other During Divorce

There's a very good chance that they were twats to start with

People With 'Street Smarts' Are Sharing Advice That Can Save People In Dangerous Situations (40 Tips)

She said she was lost

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I read about a top executive at a Fortune 500 company who was caught in a nasty divorce. He was set up for life with a bunch of stock, houses, and assets in many places, and the wife wanted everything she could possible get. Well, the husband proposed that if his wife let him keep everything, he'd give her half of his paycheck for the rest of his life... She quickly agreed because his checks were huge, and he received millions of dollars in bonuses. Well, as soon as the paperwork was finalized, he quit his job and started to work part-time at a sporting goods store! He would still drive to work in his expensive car and was still set for life. But every Friday, he loved knowing that his ex-wife would only be getting about $150 per check.

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40 Women Share The Times Men Had To Comment On Their Appearance When Nobody Asked Them To

Polite and original. I would now feel the urge to add a hat with a star in it

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50 Times Kids Were So Effin' Smart, Parents Just Had To Share These Pics Online

So what?

50 Times People Were So Taken Away By The Beautiful Scenery, They Just Had To Snap A Pic Of It

Are your parents looking to adopt any adult children in the future? Asking for a friend.

This Online Group Collects Random Advice On “How To Do Anything And Everything Yourself" And Here's 40 Of The Best Ones

"Take twice as long"- How will I use this in college?? "Have twice as much fun"- Where is the fun in 2 volumes of organic chemistry?? Where?? WHERE!!??

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I used to work for IBM. It was well known within IBM that all projects would be significantly understaffed. This meant that the people working on those projects would work their assess off. We were all salaried employees so we made no more money by working 80 hours per week compared to the normal 40 hours per week. IBM did make more money however since most of our projects were billed as time&materials (effectively hourly). When some internal people started complaining about the excessive overtime IBM offered them the option of becoming an "hourly" employee. This meant that they no longer had access to healthcare, 401K etc, but they would be making significantly more money, in some cases more than doubling their previous salary since they would be getting paid for every hour worked. IBM didn't think many people would choose the hourly option, thinking that their benefits plan was enough to keep people there as salaried employees. Of those that were offered the option, something like 95% chose to become hourly. Every single person that chose the hourly option was fired within one month. That meant that some projects that were already understaffed were even more understaffed. Many projects were cancelled or delayed because IBM chose to use these employees as an example of what happens when you complain too loudly.

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Are your parents looking to adopt any adult children in the future? Asking for a friend.

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Super off topic but I just wanted you to know that your name is perfection and I hope you have a wonderful day

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50 Times Kids Were So Effin' Smart, Parents Just Had To Share These Pics Online

40 Women Share The Times Men Had To Comment On Their Appearance When Nobody Asked Them To

50 Times Kids Were So Effin' Smart, Parents Just Had To Share These Pics Online

40 Women Share The Times Men Had To Comment On Their Appearance When Nobody Asked Them To

Woman Challenges Unrealistic Body Standards With Side-By-Side “Real Me Monday” Photos Of Herself (30 Pics)

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Woman Challenges Unrealistic Body Standards With Side-By-Side “Real Me Monday” Photos Of Herself (30 Pics)

Woman Challenges Unrealistic Body Standards With Side-By-Side “Real Me Monday” Photos Of Herself (30 Pics)

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23 Y.O. Son Tells His Parents He’ll Never Speak To Them Again After Finding Out They’re Paying For Sister’s Education Yet Didn’t Pay For His

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