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Invisigoth (he/him) • commented on 24 posts 1 year ago

“Serving Up Social Life”: 50 Painfully Funny Pics That Sum Up The Life Of A Food Service Worker

i would be like, "there's a fly in my soup" and then eat around it. i would be like, "oh, it's fine. just a little bit of oversalted stuff in the middle" then the fly would buzz off with one less leg

“Serving Up Social Life”: 50 Painfully Funny Pics That Sum Up The Life Of A Food Service Worker

oh, the menu looked like this place in florida

“Serving Up Social Life”: 50 Painfully Funny Pics That Sum Up The Life Of A Food Service Worker

my dad's old student (my dad's a teacher) got broken up with on the same day we went to the waffle house she worked at. big ole tip

“Serving Up Social Life”: 50 Painfully Funny Pics That Sum Up The Life Of A Food Service Worker

i went to a chinese buffet, and the two front desk workers were talking in very spirited Chinese, I couldn't tell what they were saying, but they looked like they were having fun talking. made my day

“Fight Children With Diabetes”: 50 Funny Signs That Ended Up Online To Bring Joy To All

nah, i just say that to ACTUAL F*****G BOOMERS as a joke, cuz my gma once found it and was laughing (she's a boomer)

35 People Share Scams That Are So Normalized, We Don't Even Realize They're Scams Anymore

especially the mega churches.

25 New Comics Capturing Modern Everyday Life Experiences From Social Injustice To Sweet Moments Of Love

no, that's a blobfsh /s

25 New Comics Capturing Modern Everyday Life Experiences From Social Injustice To Sweet Moments Of Love

it should be that xD

25 New Comics Capturing Modern Everyday Life Experiences From Social Injustice To Sweet Moments Of Love

i pray this is a joke

25 New Comics Capturing Modern Everyday Life Experiences From Social Injustice To Sweet Moments Of Love

WOMEN'S RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS

40 People Share What Horrible Things That Happen In Society Are Completely Legal

bro was mad I said WOMEN'S RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS xD f*****g fuckwitted f****r

40 People Share What Horrible Things That Happen In Society Are Completely Legal

f**k f**k f**k the anti choicers f**k f**k f**k them in the brain

37 Random Stories Of Coworkers Displaying Unhinged Behavior, As Shared Online

my emotional support shiitake mushroom farm died, so now I have emotional support mushrooms. they're magical

37 Random Stories Of Coworkers Displaying Unhinged Behavior, As Shared Online

F**K CANCER IN THE F*****G EYEHOLE

40 People Share What Horrible Things That Happen In Society Are Completely Legal

and, yknow, getting shot in routine traffic stops if you're not white. that's fuckedup

40 People Share What Horrible Things That Happen In Society Are Completely Legal

i'm gonna go punch the patriarchy. wanna come with?

40 People Share What Horrible Things That Happen In Society Are Completely Legal

SAY IT WITH ME: WOMENS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS

40 People Share What Horrible Things That Happen In Society Are Completely Legal

it's also homophobia, it's to get queer kids to "become" straight. it's super f****d up

40 People Share What Horrible Things That Happen In Society Are Completely Legal

this is so f****d up

40 People Share What Horrible Things That Happen In Society Are Completely Legal

*cries in texan* f*****g america... making me cry

40 People Share What Horrible Things That Happen In Society Are Completely Legal

i would only updoot a kid if it were an adult tryna look like one xD

50 Things That Men Do That They Think Are Fine When In Reality They're Super Creepy

oh, my lord, i'm so sorry

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Invisigoth (he/him) • upvoted 16 items 1 year ago

35 People Share Scams That Are So Normalized, We Don't Even Realize They're Scams Anymore

So basically the rich.

“Fight Children With Diabetes”: 50 Funny Signs That Ended Up Online To Bring Joy To All

I wonder.... Can this also apply to me? I'm 45 years old, shaped like a f*****g brick, my horn is broken and I've been known to use my finger in certain circumstances🤔

35 People Share Scams That Are So Normalized, We Don't Even Realize They're Scams Anymore

So basically the rich.

“Fight Children With Diabetes”: 50 Funny Signs That Ended Up Online To Bring Joy To All

I wonder.... Can this also apply to me? I'm 45 years old, shaped like a f*****g brick, my horn is broken and I've been known to use my finger in certain circumstances🤔

35 People Share Scams That Are So Normalized, We Don't Even Realize They're Scams Anymore

and so called non profits

35 People Share Scams That Are So Normalized, We Don't Even Realize They're Scams Anymore

And churches.

25 New Comics Capturing Modern Everyday Life Experiences From Social Injustice To Sweet Moments Of Love

TBH when I first heard of gender reveal parties this is what I thought it was.

25 New Comics Capturing Modern Everyday Life Experiences From Social Injustice To Sweet Moments Of Love

I was walking down a dark street behind a woman. She started to walk faster so I walked faster. She started running so I started running. She screamed and I screamed. I don’t know what we were running from but I was scared as hell.

My Grandparents Have Had This Wooden Sign Hanging On Their Porch Since The 90s... Today, Grandma Finally Snapped

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25 New Comics Capturing Modern Everyday Life Experiences From Social Injustice To Sweet Moments Of Love

40 People Share What Horrible Things That Happen In Society Are Completely Legal

Lola July - you are confusing a baby with an embryo. Say it with me FACTS MATTER. (you rec'd too many downvotes so I was unable to reply to you directly)

40 People Share What Horrible Things That Happen In Society Are Completely Legal

Giveacuntsummoney

40 People Share What Horrible Things That Happen In Society Are Completely Legal

Can't support this enough. How is it that people just don't see the hypocrisy in this?

40 People Share What Horrible Things That Happen In Society Are Completely Legal

Unfortunately, it goes together with the fact that it is not rape if it happens in marriage. In Finland it became a punishable crime only in 1994. Sick.

40 People Share What Horrible Things That Happen In Society Are Completely Legal

And once born they're not important anymore, mother and child can drop dead.

40 People Share What Horrible Things That Happen In Society Are Completely Legal

Bribery, specific word.

40 People Share What Horrible Things That Happen In Society Are Completely Legal

Still legal in too many American states.

40 People Share What Horrible Things That Happen In Society Are Completely Legal

Yes!!

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Invisigoth (he/him) • submitted 3 new posts 1 year ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, Ask Me Things Related To Atheism (Closed)

Community, Digital Art

I Made Kewl Digital Art Of Creepy Hands

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, Vent To Me

Invisigoth (he/him) • submitted 20 list additions 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, What's The Most Horrifying Thing Someone Confessed To You, Drunk Or Sober?

Hey Pandas, Rizz Competition

Hey Pandas, Show Me Your Plushies Or Stuffed Animals (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Would You Like To Tell Another Person Here? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Us What You Recently Made (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Vent To Me

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Guilty Pleasure? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Which Celebrity Do You Think Could Turn You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Signs That Someone Might Need Help Mentally (Like Depression, Anxiety, And The Like)?

Hey Pandas, What's Something That Got You Excited, But Disappointed You When You Learned More About It? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Why Did You Cry The Last Time You Did? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's A Thought That You Wish You Could Get Out Of Your Head? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of Your Best Drawings? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Can You Tell Us About Something Good That Happened To You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Song Perfectly Sums Up Your Life Right Now? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Love And Something You Hate About Your Country? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Can You Post Some Facts That May Or May Not Be True? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Us Something That Costs A Lot Of Money But Is Worth It (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Rule Could You Not Help But Break? (Closed)

Invisigoth (he/him) • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

35 Funny And Relatable Posts That Hit Close To Home To Many Men

i like fruit

35 Funny And Relatable Posts That Hit Close To Home To Many Men

my a*s that likes men in shorts and makeup: go on

“Serving Up Social Life”: 50 Painfully Funny Pics That Sum Up The Life Of A Food Service Worker

i would be like, "there's a fly in my soup" and then eat around it. i would be like, "oh, it's fine. just a little bit of oversalted stuff in the middle" then the fly would buzz off with one less leg

“Serving Up Social Life”: 50 Painfully Funny Pics That Sum Up The Life Of A Food Service Worker

oh, the menu looked like this place in florida

“Serving Up Social Life”: 50 Painfully Funny Pics That Sum Up The Life Of A Food Service Worker

my dad's old student (my dad's a teacher) got broken up with on the same day we went to the waffle house she worked at. big ole tip

“Serving Up Social Life”: 50 Painfully Funny Pics That Sum Up The Life Of A Food Service Worker

i went to a chinese buffet, and the two front desk workers were talking in very spirited Chinese, I couldn't tell what they were saying, but they looked like they were having fun talking. made my day

“Fight Children With Diabetes”: 50 Funny Signs That Ended Up Online To Bring Joy To All

nah, i just say that to ACTUAL F*****G BOOMERS as a joke, cuz my gma once found it and was laughing (she's a boomer)

35 People Share Scams That Are So Normalized, We Don't Even Realize They're Scams Anymore

especially the mega churches.

25 New Comics Capturing Modern Everyday Life Experiences From Social Injustice To Sweet Moments Of Love

no, that's a blobfsh /s

25 New Comics Capturing Modern Everyday Life Experiences From Social Injustice To Sweet Moments Of Love

it should be that xD

25 New Comics Capturing Modern Everyday Life Experiences From Social Injustice To Sweet Moments Of Love

i pray this is a joke

25 New Comics Capturing Modern Everyday Life Experiences From Social Injustice To Sweet Moments Of Love

WOMEN'S RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS

40 People Share What Horrible Things That Happen In Society Are Completely Legal

bro was mad I said WOMEN'S RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS xD f*****g fuckwitted f****r

40 People Share What Horrible Things That Happen In Society Are Completely Legal

f**k f**k f**k the anti choicers f**k f**k f**k them in the brain

37 Random Stories Of Coworkers Displaying Unhinged Behavior, As Shared Online

my emotional support shiitake mushroom farm died, so now I have emotional support mushrooms. they're magical

37 Random Stories Of Coworkers Displaying Unhinged Behavior, As Shared Online

F**K CANCER IN THE F*****G EYEHOLE

40 People Share What Horrible Things That Happen In Society Are Completely Legal

and, yknow, getting shot in routine traffic stops if you're not white. that's fuckedup

40 People Share What Horrible Things That Happen In Society Are Completely Legal

i'm gonna go punch the patriarchy. wanna come with?

40 People Share What Horrible Things That Happen In Society Are Completely Legal

SAY IT WITH ME: WOMENS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS

40 People Share What Horrible Things That Happen In Society Are Completely Legal

it's also homophobia, it's to get queer kids to "become" straight. it's super f****d up

Invisigoth (he/him) • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

My Grandparents Have Had This Wooden Sign Hanging On Their Porch Since The 90s... Today, Grandma Finally Snapped

“Fight Children With Diabetes”: 50 Funny Signs That Ended Up Online To Bring Joy To All

I wonder.... Can this also apply to me? I'm 45 years old, shaped like a f*****g brick, my horn is broken and I've been known to use my finger in certain circumstances🤔

35 People Share Scams That Are So Normalized, We Don't Even Realize They're Scams Anymore

So basically the rich.

35 People Share Scams That Are So Normalized, We Don't Even Realize They're Scams Anymore

and so called non profits

35 People Share Scams That Are So Normalized, We Don't Even Realize They're Scams Anymore

And churches.

Comics

25 New Comics Capturing Modern Everyday Life Experiences From Social Injustice To Sweet Moments Of Love

TBH when I first heard of gender reveal parties this is what I thought it was.

25 New Comics Capturing Modern Everyday Life Experiences From Social Injustice To Sweet Moments Of Love

40 People Share What Horrible Things That Happen In Society Are Completely Legal

Lola July - you are confusing a baby with an embryo. Say it with me FACTS MATTER. (you rec'd too many downvotes so I was unable to reply to you directly)

40 People Share What Horrible Things That Happen In Society Are Completely Legal

Can't support this enough. How is it that people just don't see the hypocrisy in this?

37 Random Stories Of Coworkers Displaying Unhinged Behavior, As Shared Online

My support pig died so now I just have emotional support bacon.

40 People Share What Horrible Things That Happen In Society Are Completely Legal

Unfortunately, it goes together with the fact that it is not rape if it happens in marriage. In Finland it became a punishable crime only in 1994. Sick.

40 People Share What Horrible Things That Happen In Society Are Completely Legal

Bribery, specific word.

40 People Share What Horrible Things That Happen In Society Are Completely Legal

Yes!!

40 People Share What Horrible Things That Happen In Society Are Completely Legal

Giveacuntsummoney

40 People Share What Horrible Things That Happen In Society Are Completely Legal

And once born they're not important anymore, mother and child can drop dead.

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Sexuality conversion camps for minors.

40 People Share What Horrible Things That Happen In Society Are Completely Legal

Still legal in too many American states.

50 Funny ChatGPT Memes To Laugh At While AI Is Stealing Your Job

Hey, this is true. Trying to summarize but ended bad results

50 Things That Men Do That They Think Are Fine When In Reality They're Super Creepy

Men are afraid women will humiliate them. Women are afraid men will murder them.

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