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Ace

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Ski instructor and chalet owner in the Swiss and French alps.

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Ace • commented on 11 posts 16 hours ago

28 Industries That Have Their Entire Foundation Built On Fooling People, As Per This Thread

I can never get my head round this. I'm going to lose the money I have. I know I'm going to lose the money I have. How can that be fun?

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Ace • upvoted an item 22 hours ago

50 “Weird Facts” That You Might Not Have Known Before Today (New Pics)

How many times have you complained about ads on BP? Yet you continue to use it without an ad blocker? I'm confused.

Ace • upvoted 3 items 1 day ago

50 “Weird Facts” That You Might Not Have Known Before Today (New Pics)

No, you thick-skulled ignoramuses, it's THREE months of darkness. Some terminally ignorant person on Weird-facts posts something astoundingly moronic, which is then copied by an equally ignorant person on BP, because some of the "writers" on BP evidently failed out of school before they learned about the tilt of the earth in third grade.

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

Then there is: bog, crapper, shitter, pisser, water closet (WC), the facilities, Privy, the conveniences, The gents/ladies room, and toilet.

50 “Weird Facts” That You Might Not Have Known Before Today (New Pics)

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

Then there is: bog, crapper, shitter, pisser, water closet (WC), the facilities, Privy, the conveniences, The gents/ladies room, and toilet.

30 Funny Fails From Workers Who Live By The “Not My Job” Philosophy

I've seen these in hospitals. They allow medical professionals to check on patients using the restrooms.

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Ace • commented on 25 posts 1 day ago

40 Memes That Capture Humor, Chaos, And Everything In Between

But they both dissolve to an inedible mush if you leave them in too long.

40 Memes That Capture Humor, Chaos, And Everything In Between

Well think about it - if it was warm enough for the shepherds to be sitting around outside it can't have been that cold, so maybe the silver and gold was just enough?

40 Memes That Capture Humor, Chaos, And Everything In Between

But they both dissolve to an inedible mush if you leave them in too long.

40 Memes That Capture Humor, Chaos, And Everything In Between

Well think about it - if it was warm enough for the shepherds to be sitting around outside it can't have been that cold, so maybe the silver and gold was just enough?

40 Memes That Capture Humor, Chaos, And Everything In Between

Was struggling to remember what it was called, so thanks for the name that lead me to Redwall. I used to love it. Someone told me once that it was aimed at kids, but 40-y-o me said no way. https://redwall.fandom.com/wiki/Matthias

40 Memes That Capture Humor, Chaos, And Everything In Between

Well TBF anything else about them has been invented at some point or another by a story-teller of some sort.

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

It's got a plastic cover, what's the problem?

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

Well yes, and?

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

Followed by "She was in Mexico so there was really nothing she could do lol."

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

The Reddit post continues "If I lock my door again my mom told me shes going to take the door off like she did with my sister 3 years ago." Quite literally unhinged.

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

I think they both do, TBH.

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

Not really. They almost certainly _need_ help, but generally hide it from others as much as they can.

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

OMG. He really put imitation plastic cheese slices all over the top? Have you considered involuntary euthanasia?

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

That's around 50 cents or less worth of salt.

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

Well there probably is enough for one slice of bread, but anyway, what would you have him do, just throw it away? I mean, as long as there's a new pack as well.

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

Well yes, I think that was the point of the post.

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

More likely a metal spatchelor or similar. Then again, a non-stick coated wok like that should not have any place in a kitchen, so maybe this was their way of telling you?

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

The very fact that dummy clips like this, to avoid the warning beep, exist is absolutely insane.

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

Failing to see the issue here. I mean, yes, the push-on plastic wheel trim is a little damaged, but it's easily and cheaply replaceable. The tyre itself looks fine.

“Nothing To Apologize For”: Woman Ruins Friend’s Childfree Wedding By Bringing Her Toddler

I just love reading the YTAs on these posts. Just when you tin people couldn't be any more unhinged...

“What's Normal To Us Now, That In 50 Years People Will Look Back On As Barbaric?” (30 Answers)

Bwaahaahaa! You sound like the adverts for early vacuum cleaners and kitchen gadgets from 100 years ago. And then the Atomic Age promised in the 1950s.

“What's Normal To Us Now, That In 50 Years People Will Look Back On As Barbaric?” (30 Answers)

Where would your life-saving medicines come from if we hadn't been able to prove they were safe by first testing them on animals? It's not as simple as you may think it is.

“What's Normal To Us Now, That In 50 Years People Will Look Back On As Barbaric?” (30 Answers)

Err, why is this even a thing at all, and for whom? I assume you must be talking about women's dress shoes, sort of thing? (As opposed to the trainers in the picture).

“What's Normal To Us Now, That In 50 Years People Will Look Back On As Barbaric?” (30 Answers)

Google cannot tell any of those things from me unless and when I choose to allow it to, for my benefit. Even then (i.e. only when I'm actively using google maps to navigate) I have the option of disabling its saving of previous journeys.

“What's Normal To Us Now, That In 50 Years People Will Look Back On As Barbaric?” (30 Answers)

Sadly, using sound logic like this will never convince the gun-heads. (Oh, and it should be Fewer, not Less).

“What's Normal To Us Now, That In 50 Years People Will Look Back On As Barbaric?” (30 Answers)

The irony of showing a picture of straws. People paying out for re-usable straws to reduce plastics use but still getting multiple take-away drinks per day in the disposable cup with the plastic top with a hole for your re-usable straw...

“What's Normal To Us Now, That In 50 Years People Will Look Back On As Barbaric?” (30 Answers)

Not. A. Chance.

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Ace • submitted a new post 1 year ago

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Ace • commented on 11 posts 16 hours ago

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

Oh is that it? I have the ad and popups blocked, but noticed that posts below that were not showing.

50 “Weird Facts” That You Might Not Have Known Before Today (New Pics)

Says someone who's clearly never been in a hoarder's house. There's a reason they wear ventilators to clear them out.

50 “Weird Facts” That You Might Not Have Known Before Today (New Pics)

Sadly all too easy to believe. Hoarders' homes often have whole rooms, blocked off by rotting garbage, that haven't been accessible for years or even decades.

50 “Weird Facts” That You Might Not Have Known Before Today (New Pics)

It's a basic tenet of law, in America as elsewhere, that "better ten guilty men go free than one innocent is wrongly punished". See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackstone%27s_ratio

50 “Weird Facts” That You Might Not Have Known Before Today (New Pics)

A confession plus the need for a scapegoat, and a French papist one was just perfect.

50 “Weird Facts” That You Might Not Have Known Before Today (New Pics)

Why is it always deemed important in US articles like this to mention that he was black? It doesn't seem to bear any significance to his job/role, his training, his heroism...

50 “Weird Facts” That You Might Not Have Known Before Today (New Pics)

How many times have you complained about ads on BP? Yet you continue to use it without an ad blocker? I'm confused.

28 Industries That Have Their Entire Foundation Built On Fooling People, As Per This Thread

I can never get my head round this. I'm going to lose the money I have. I know I'm going to lose the money I have. How can that be fun?

Ace • commented on 9 posts 1 day ago

40 Memes That Capture Humor, Chaos, And Everything In Between

But they both dissolve to an inedible mush if you leave them in too long.

40 Memes That Capture Humor, Chaos, And Everything In Between

Well think about it - if it was warm enough for the shepherds to be sitting around outside it can't have been that cold, so maybe the silver and gold was just enough?

40 Memes That Capture Humor, Chaos, And Everything In Between

Well TBF anything else about them has been invented at some point or another by a story-teller of some sort.

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

It's got a plastic cover, what's the problem?

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

Well yes, and?

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

Followed by "She was in Mexico so there was really nothing she could do lol."

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

The Reddit post continues "If I lock my door again my mom told me shes going to take the door off like she did with my sister 3 years ago." Quite literally unhinged.

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

I think they both do, TBH.

Ace • upvoted 2 items 18 hours ago

50 “Weird Facts” That You Might Not Have Known Before Today (New Pics)

How many times have you complained about ads on BP? Yet you continue to use it without an ad blocker? I'm confused.

50 “Weird Facts” That You Might Not Have Known Before Today (New Pics)

Ace • upvoted 12 items 1 day ago

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

Then there is: bog, crapper, shitter, pisser, water closet (WC), the facilities, Privy, the conveniences, The gents/ladies room, and toilet.

30 Funny Fails From Workers Who Live By The “Not My Job” Philosophy

I've seen these in hospitals. They allow medical professionals to check on patients using the restrooms.

40 Memes That Capture Humor, Chaos, And Everything In Between

Today, "the way men love" is mostly like "I took you for a dinner but you didn't have $ex with me so you need to pay for it since it was a waste of my time and money"

40 Memes That Capture Humor, Chaos, And Everything In Between

It's Matthias

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The fact that any child can turn on the TV and find several shows where violence is rife. Oftentime, it's even promoted and glorified, but if a channel shows one teet, it's banned. I've heard this is not the case in Europe, but in the U.S., it damn sure is.

Okay_Holiday_9178 reply

Lack of effective American gun laws, I hope.

OhTheHueManatee reply

Hopefully child beauty pageants but especially child marriage.

“Truly The UK's Most Horrible Place To Live”: 30 Pics Of Urban Hell From All Over The World (New Pics)

Cañada, not Canada. It's La Cañada Real, Madrid. No relationship with the soccer team.

meoka2368 reply

If the U on their keyboard is dusty.

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

Probably not referring to the popularity of the sport, but to the fact that Americans, most Canadians a a few others call it soccer, while to the rest of the world it is known as football or a linguistic equivalent.

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

And you can recognize a European in a US eatery when they look at the plate and say "I just ordered one portion". 😄

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Gender reveal parties are for chavs.

Ace • upvoted 6 items 2 days ago

Andrew Tate Brutally Roasted For Declaring Sleeping Well Is “Gay”—The Takedowns Are Satisfying

Do people like the BP posters not realise that for these scum 'influencers' there is no such thing as bad publicity? So posting this here in order to get BP clicks will indirectly lead to more money in his pocket, no matter how foul his poses are.

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Chiropractors. "Adjusting" your spine does not prevent or cure disease. I have taken care of several patients in my career who have had strokes due to carotid or vertebral artery injuries from chiropractic "manipulation".