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Am birb, birb no talk to hooman. Birb only talk to panda.
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Hey Pandas, If Everyone Suddenly Turned Into A Plant Of Their Choice, What Would You Be?
An endangered tree. I’d live for hundreds of years because the government would probably protect me, and I’d finally be tall.
Hey Pandas, If Everyone Suddenly Turned Into A Plant Of Their Choice, What Would You Be?
I would like to be a Nuclear Power plant because Im interested in actually solving the energy crisis.Hey Pandas, If Everyone Suddenly Turned Into A Plant Of Their Choice, What Would You Be?
Poison ivy, and then I'd manage to plant myself in front of the home of someone I hate.Show All 9 Upvotes
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Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? AttireHey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?
This one my dad told me a while ago Did you hear of the math teacher who was scared of negative numbers She stopped at nothing to avoid themHey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?
My uncle got his tongue shot off during the war. He never talked about itHey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?
hear about the man with 5 penises? his pants fit him like a glove...Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?
Woman in the bathroom hears knock on her front door, yells who is it? Voice from the door says, it's the police ma'am your husband has been run over by a steam roller. Woman says, can you slip him under the door, I'm in the shower.Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?
Why didn't Cleopatra realize she was in danger until it was too late? Because she was Queen of Da NileHey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?
My husband announced that he was divorcing me in a letter he left taped to the ceiling. Our marriage ended on a high note.Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?
Q: What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? A: Beer nuts cost $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.
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Waiter: "How would Sir like his steak?" Sir: "Like winning an argument with my wife" Waiter: "Rare it is then"Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?
100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars... Today everyone has cars and only the rich have horses... Clearly the stables have turned!Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?
It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the bar... but it's a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house... the difference is staggering!Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?
The Beastie Boys are releasing a 5 part anthology... parts A-D are for free, but you have to fight for your right to Part E!Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?
I'm reading a horror book in Braille... Something's about to happen... I can feel it!Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?
Whomever stop my copy of Microsoft Office I WILL FIND YOU... you have my word!Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?
I was walking past a farm and a sign said "Duck, eggs"... I thought that was an unnecessary comma and then it hit me...Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?
I was walking down the street where the houses were numbered 64k, 128k, 256k, 512k, and 1MB... It was a trip down Memory Lane.Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?
Q: Where do bad rainbows go? A: Prism. It's a light sentence though.
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Hey Pandas, If Everyone Suddenly Turned Into A Plant Of Their Choice, What Would You Be?
I would like to be a Nuclear Power plant because Im interested in actually solving the energy crisis.Hey Pandas, If Everyone Suddenly Turned Into A Plant Of Their Choice, What Would You Be?
An endangered tree. I’d live for hundreds of years because the government would probably protect me, and I’d finally be tall.Hey Pandas, If Everyone Suddenly Turned Into A Plant Of Their Choice, What Would You Be?
Venus Flytrap. Or the ones with the mouths whatever they’re called. Or I’d be a Chomper from PvZ lol ( ._.) • upvoted 11 items 2 years ago
Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?
Q: Where do bad rainbows go? A: Prism. It's a light sentence though.Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?
The Beastie Boys are releasing a 5 part anthology... parts A-D are for free, but you have to fight for your right to Part E!Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?
I'm reading a horror book in Braille... Something's about to happen... I can feel it!Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?
100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars... Today everyone has cars and only the rich have horses... Clearly the stables have turned!Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?
It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the bar... but it's a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house... the difference is staggering!Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?
Waiter: "How would Sir like his steak?" Sir: "Like winning an argument with my wife" Waiter: "Rare it is then"This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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