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( ._.) • upvoted 9 items 1 year ago

50 Cursed Screenshots No One Asked For That Got Posted On This Facebook Group

Americlam, Noun ; a gun that shoots pearls

Hey Pandas, If Everyone Suddenly Turned Into A Plant Of Their Choice, What Would You Be?

An endangered tree. I’d live for hundreds of years because the government would probably protect me, and I’d finally be tall.

50 Cursed Screenshots No One Asked For That Got Posted On This Facebook Group

Americlam, Noun ; a gun that shoots pearls

Hey Pandas, If Everyone Suddenly Turned Into A Plant Of Their Choice, What Would You Be?

An endangered tree. I’d live for hundreds of years because the government would probably protect me, and I’d finally be tall.

Hey Pandas, If Everyone Suddenly Turned Into A Plant Of Their Choice, What Would You Be? (Closed)

THIS I F*****G GENIUS

Hey Pandas, If Everyone Suddenly Turned Into A Plant Of Their Choice, What Would You Be? (Closed)

that's pretty funny

Hey Pandas, If Everyone Suddenly Turned Into A Plant Of Their Choice, What Would You Be?

I would like to be a Nuclear Power plant because Im interested in actually solving the energy crisis.

Hey Pandas, If Everyone Suddenly Turned Into A Plant Of Their Choice, What Would You Be?

A sundew

Hey Pandas, If Everyone Suddenly Turned Into A Plant Of Their Choice, What Would You Be?

Poison ivy, and then I'd manage to plant myself in front of the home of someone I hate.

Hey Pandas, If Everyone Suddenly Turned Into A Plant Of Their Choice, What Would You Be?

Venus Flytrap. Or the ones with the mouths whatever they’re called. Or I’d be a Chomper from PvZ lol

Hey Pandas, If Everyone Suddenly Turned Into A Plant Of Their Choice, What Would You Be?

The amethyst mushroom, it looks like it could have millions of tiny galaxies inside!

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( ._.) • commented on a post 1 year ago

50 Cursed Screenshots No One Asked For That Got Posted On This Facebook Group

Americlam, Noun ; a gun that shoots pearls

( ._.) • submitted a new post 1 year ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, If Everyone Suddenly Turned Into A Plant Of Their Choice, What Would You Be? (Closed)

( ._.) • submitted a list addition 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, If Everyone Suddenly Turned Into A Plant Of Their Choice, What Would You Be? (Closed)

( ._.) • upvoted 25 items 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke? (Closed)

Corny.🌽

Hotel Workers Are Revealing 30 Disgusting, Bizarre And Shocking Things They've Discovered In Guests' Rooms

Putting glass anywhere an animal could be hurt makes you the worst kind of person.

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke? (Closed)

Corny.🌽

Hotel Workers Are Revealing 30 Disgusting, Bizarre And Shocking Things They've Discovered In Guests' Rooms

Putting glass anywhere an animal could be hurt makes you the worst kind of person.

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?

Q: How do you become a leg-end? A: Perform mighty feets.

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?

What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?

This one my dad told me a while ago Did you hear of the math teacher who was scared of negative numbers She stopped at nothing to avoid them

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?

My uncle got his tongue shot off during the war. He never talked about it

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?

hear about the man with 5 penises? his pants fit him like a glove...

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?

Two men walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?

Woman in the bathroom hears knock on her front door, yells who is it? Voice from the door says, it's the police ma'am your husband has been run over by a steam roller. Woman says, can you slip him under the door, I'm in the shower.

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?

Why didn't Cleopatra realize she was in danger until it was too late? Because she was Queen of Da Nile

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?

My husband announced that he was divorcing me in a letter he left taped to the ceiling. Our marriage ended on a high note.

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?

Q: What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? A: Beer nuts cost $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

People Are Destroying Couple With "We Will Adopt Your Baby" Sign, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Posts

Ugh every time I see this couple, all I can think is their muzzle control is pathetically bad. I don't own any guns but I grew up with guns and I learned proper handling. These two are one balloon pop from killing someone. Only EVER point a gun at something you WANT to SHOOT. Otherwise MUZZLE DOWN.

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?

Waiter: "How would Sir like his steak?" Sir: "Like winning an argument with my wife" Waiter: "Rare it is then"

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?

100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars... Today everyone has cars and only the rich have horses... Clearly the stables have turned!

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?

It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the bar... but it's a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house... the difference is staggering!

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?

The Beastie Boys are releasing a 5 part anthology... parts A-D are for free, but you have to fight for your right to Part E!

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?

I'm reading a horror book in Braille... Something's about to happen... I can feel it!

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?

Whomever stop my copy of Microsoft Office I WILL FIND YOU... you have my word!

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?

I was walking past a farm and a sign said "Duck, eggs"... I thought that was an unnecessary comma and then it hit me...

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?

I was walking down the street where the houses were numbered 64k, 128k, 256k, 512k, and 1MB... It was a trip down Memory Lane.

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?

Q: Where do bad rainbows go? A: Prism. It's a light sentence though.

Hey Pandas, Type Your Username Into An AI Image Generator And Share The Results (Closed)

Awesome design and colors!

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?

Q: why dont seagulls fly over bays? A: cus then they’d be bay-gulls, geddit?

Was Not Expecting This

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( ._.) • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke? (Closed)

( ._.) • submitted 2 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Type Your Username Into An AI Image Generator And Share The Results (Closed)

( ._.) • submitted a new post 1 year ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, If Everyone Suddenly Turned Into A Plant Of Their Choice, What Would You Be? (Closed)

( ._.) • submitted 4 new posts 2 years ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke? (Closed)

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Do You Have To Say On The Invasion Of Ukraine? (Closed)

Challenges

Hey Pandas, Whats The Best Meme In Your Photo Library?

Hey Pandas, What’s The Cutest Thing In Your Photo Library?

( ._.) • submitted a list addition 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, If Everyone Suddenly Turned Into A Plant Of Their Choice, What Would You Be? (Closed)

( ._.) • submitted 5 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Type Your Username Into An AI Image Generator And Share The Results (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Do You Have To Say On The Invasion Of Ukraine? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Go-To Self-Comforting Habit? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Whats The Best Meme In Your Photo Library?

( ._.) • commented on a post 1 year ago

50 Cursed Screenshots No One Asked For That Got Posted On This Facebook Group

Americlam, Noun ; a gun that shoots pearls

( ._.) • commented on 7 posts 2 years ago

50 "Weird Second-Hand Finds": Instagram Page Collects The Best Thrift Store Finds

had…

35 Ugly Dresses We Wish We Could Unsee

Not gonna lie, I like this one. Being male might skew my opinion.

The ‘What I Wanted Vs. What I Got’ Trend Has People Sharing Funny Stories Of Frustration (35 New Pics)

Is this not what you wanted?!?!

The ‘What I Wanted Vs. What I Got’ Trend Has People Sharing Funny Stories Of Frustration (35 New Pics)

Is it just me or is that nose a... you know...

The ‘What I Wanted Vs. What I Got’ Trend Has People Sharing Funny Stories Of Frustration (35 New Pics)

God, the mistakes I've made.

The ‘What I Wanted Vs. What I Got’ Trend Has People Sharing Funny Stories Of Frustration (35 New Pics)

Probably just me, but I actually like this one.

People On This Group Are Sharing Examples Of ‘Urban Hell’ That Look Like A Dystopian Movie But Are Sadly Real (40 New Pics)

A wrinkle in time, much?

( ._.) • commented on 5 posts 3 years ago

50 Funny Animals Who Got Stuck And Required Human Assistance

Give the grim dogger all your treats

50 Funny Animals Who Got Stuck And Required Human Assistance

What are you doing?! HOOMAN! Help me!

Folks Online Can't Get Enough Of Netflix's Squid Game And Here Are 30 Memes And Jokes To Prove It

There is always that one friend…

Folks Online Can't Get Enough Of Netflix's Squid Game And Here Are 30 Memes And Jokes To Prove It

Every drama ever…

"What's Wrong With Your Dog?": People Are Sharing Pics Of Their Dogs Acting Bizarre (50 New Pics)

Grinch!

( ._.) • upvoted 9 items 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, If Everyone Suddenly Turned Into A Plant Of Their Choice, What Would You Be? (Closed)

that's pretty funny

Hey Pandas, If Everyone Suddenly Turned Into A Plant Of Their Choice, What Would You Be?

I would like to be a Nuclear Power plant because Im interested in actually solving the energy crisis.

Hey Pandas, If Everyone Suddenly Turned Into A Plant Of Their Choice, What Would You Be? (Closed)

THIS I F*****G GENIUS

50 Cursed Screenshots No One Asked For That Got Posted On This Facebook Group

Americlam, Noun ; a gun that shoots pearls

Hey Pandas, If Everyone Suddenly Turned Into A Plant Of Their Choice, What Would You Be?

An endangered tree. I’d live for hundreds of years because the government would probably protect me, and I’d finally be tall.

Hey Pandas, If Everyone Suddenly Turned Into A Plant Of Their Choice, What Would You Be?

A sundew

Hey Pandas, If Everyone Suddenly Turned Into A Plant Of Their Choice, What Would You Be?

Venus Flytrap. Or the ones with the mouths whatever they’re called. Or I’d be a Chomper from PvZ lol

Hey Pandas, If Everyone Suddenly Turned Into A Plant Of Their Choice, What Would You Be?

Poison ivy, and then I'd manage to plant myself in front of the home of someone I hate.

Hey Pandas, If Everyone Suddenly Turned Into A Plant Of Their Choice, What Would You Be?

The amethyst mushroom, it looks like it could have millions of tiny galaxies inside!

( ._.) • upvoted 11 items 2 years ago

People Are Destroying Couple With "We Will Adopt Your Baby" Sign, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Posts

Hotel Workers Are Revealing 30 Disgusting, Bizarre And Shocking Things They've Discovered In Guests' Rooms

Putting glass anywhere an animal could be hurt makes you the worst kind of person.

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke? (Closed)

Corny.🌽

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?

Q: Where do bad rainbows go? A: Prism. It's a light sentence though.

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?

The Beastie Boys are releasing a 5 part anthology... parts A-D are for free, but you have to fight for your right to Part E!

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?

I'm reading a horror book in Braille... Something's about to happen... I can feel it!

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?

100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars... Today everyone has cars and only the rich have horses... Clearly the stables have turned!