Fair enough.

Yes, Benny. Your problem is not my problem.

Do you want your damned bacon bits or not, Albert?

Without using the mace under the counter.

I like that so much I screenshotted it to share with people who know my sibling. So much truth.

Good one

That joke is older than you are, sir. It’s so old it’s got whiskers.

I would do the same by first asking if I could hug them in case they are still not well enough, and then gently hug them while saying "I hope that you make a full recovery, and that the cancer never returns.".

Definitely agree on the cats

Good answer!

I like how the signs keep saying something different in each panel. "Open 24/7 for possible service" is pretty funny

Acme, if you're reading this: NOBODY WANTS TO DOWNLOAD AN ENTIRE APP JUST TO GET COUPONS ON APPLES, YOU DOLTS!

True friendship, and the makings of a great union rep.

When I was working for social services, a woman was denied a single parent allowance because she was living with her boyfriend. when she came to challenge the decision, I explained we had evidence she's not single because they share one room, she replied that they slept together in the same bed but he kept his pants...

I would rather cut off my own toes, one at a time, with tree pruners, than work with the public again.

A Cat?

i HAAAAAATE these people, so rude.I always wanted to push theirs headphones into an anatomical place without network

April Bloom makes me so happy. Whenever I see these comics on BP, I'm hoping there's a lot with her in it.

"Stores in a big store don't live as long as mayflies." 😔

Going home to no one, and the dog is fantasizing about other owners.

Yeah, Davy! Don't take the sign!

We all need a Tabby as a coworker.

Honest to God, how lazy are you that it's that hard to find things in a store? Inventory shifts. Businesses stop selling items so new items are stocked, so items shift around. It's fine. Just ask an employee for help, or read the hanging signs. What a ridiculously trivial complaint.

The boss doesn't even know he's missing a heart.

I feel this.

The audacity of some bosses 🙄. Vacation means VACATION!

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I don’t think he should have children.

Nice strategy