Another thing I wish I could have said.

Oh I Love this...

I accidentally said that to a cop once. He stopped in and asked if there'd been any troublemakers today and I said "Well, now that you're here..." I meant to continue "...I'm sure there won't be" but he started laughing so hard I couldn't finish.

I know gas is so expensive it would be a miracle

Congratulations on moving up and out.

Underrated.

Discovering self-awareness is usually a pleasant surprise for those around you, but less so for yourself.

Respect the social contract; everyone else has problems, too

I wish employee could say this to customers and not get fired

I like fig, I like chocolate. But together?!

There are two kinds of magic; Dumbledore's and You Know Who's

That background sign - again -

Love that last comment but she's unique - just like all the others

If only there were some answer to "Now let me tell you...." that stopped them. But there isn't

It's simple. More people = More problems

Honesty.

You feel my pain! Join us!

And the candy bars too, apparently

If EVERYONE HATES shop jingles, why do manglers keep putting them on? I bet it drives people out of stores faster instead of getting them to buy more...

I love the label on the magazine rack ...

"Okay, cool, tomorrow my lunch break is 8 am to 6 pm. Good night!"

"I don't even want to work my scheduled hours here!"

I did a gig as Santa a few years ago. I can verify that it's a lot of fun (and pays pretty well also).

Insulin time....

I think she forgot to add "and your talking dog!" lol

But I love my anaconda !

Had that happen to me at an office supply store. Couple came in, decided to buy a large flat pallet desk & office chair. They pulled up in sedan. I offered to have our shipper drop it off no charge but they insisted. I managed to wrangle it all in but the passenger had to wriggle under it and basically lay down in the back seat with the front seat back laid over them. So I joked that hopefully they're close by. Nope, 2 hours away. o0

She could work on a oil platform. No time for gossip there!

"bucket boy" ouch

Cashier here again. Don't worry guys, the self-checkout machines are FAR from taking over. Seriously. They can't count. Don't believe me? Try telling them you are buying two (2) loaves of bread and putting them down one at a time.