i love this one so true

Aww <3 Cats are the best

literally me and my life choices

You forgot the "shoulder+elbow ache" position, when you read lying stomach down.

The older you get, the bigger that cloud becomes.

This happens all the time for me

This hits too close to home. I do that with my front door, I lock it and 2 minutes later can't remember if I locked it or not.

That depression nap feeling

Well, going nuts at night and keeping the slaves from getting a good night's sleep, can take it out of a cat :D

Hahaha, me and my cat all the time. Cat is boss. Of course.

I have a black cat named Jack too!

Ah, the self-doubt

Me ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!

What if there were anchovies on that pizza? Bleah.

This probably happened.

Why do we never move for our cats? Even when we are busting to use the toilet?

hhahahaha - oh - sorry :)

I swear my cat has a watch too.

I often wish I could mute people (and select when and which ones to mute)

It's good to turn it into something productive (that includes creativity and art)

When it comes to hair you always want what you don't have - curly vs. straight, long vs. short etc.

Looks like a job interview process

Me though

And yet, more work gets done at the home office :)

Dark. This girl is literally and figuratively blue.

It (whatever it is), got a point!

I can so relate to that.

That's funny... I'm reading Kittens for dummies!

You are finally an adult! :) :) Am I the only one like this?