hahahahaha

NO ONE!!! Whenever my dog wants a belly rub, she tells me and I give her one NO MATTER WHAT.

“And they need to throw God’s wonderful breathing system..” Haha!

This is completely relatable.

Yes! Yes! Yes!

lol

But we're Americans, so we don't get corona unless we want to. jk lol

I'm vaguely sure it's July...

I would like that mask! Hahaha. Too bad I'm a girl.

The meteorologist has a point.

Hahaha!

Why do BMWs even have turn signals? Their drivers don't use them

I think one line summary shall suffice, "mega stupidity shown by humans"

It wouldn't be that small, if they had stopped taking our history out of our school books!

chapter 1 part a of the abrevated condenced version that the school always

I don't trust a drunk person with tools or weapns of any sort.

Yes. Every time I wake up there are those precious seconds where I've forgotten about CoViD-19...

May the odds be ever in your favor.

Liked this one!

Ditto.

This is hysterical! I want a feed bag now!

To be honest, I've kind of been expecting this.

One question: How are you supposed to use a Super Soaker on yourself? I'm not flexible enough for this.

Sooo true! :(( that's so me. Yet it's extremely important to social distance.

No science, of course

I call it “Generational Amnesia”. Once the generation that lived the event finally die off, their stories don’t get told anymore, therefore are not heard by the new generation coming up, and are soon forgotten. Since few people listen in history class (sadly), once conditions are right they’re ripe for repeating the mistakes of the generation that’s gone.

Poor Snoopy! He's yet to get published, but he keeps on plugging!

That's not quarantine, that's just depression.

When we got our desk blotter calendars at work this year, they had January twice, and no February. The place that made them had to send us all new ones for free, but they could've gotten away with giving us four Marches and no April, May, or June.

That shirt...where can we get one?

There outfits are giving me wall-e vibes

Ahhhh s**t....

Yes. The mask also decides it's new covid hobby is catapulting my glasses from my face

*Moves from bedroom to kitchen*

The have robots that let surgeons work from a distance, maybe hairstylists are next>

Why either? Why any?

I love books. I've read over 20 since lockdown. But that's normal.

No, when his is over, I'm going to complain that I have to go somewhere. I'm loving this (I'm happiest at home).

I like wearing a mask cuz then I don't have to smile at anyone.

I honestly need this

Use the money you saved canceling the trip to fix your yard!