Join the Fun!

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Doggo Georgia 4 years ago

hahahahaha

19points

#2

Schedule Priorities

Final score:

130points

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Doggo Georgia 4 years ago

NO ONE!!! Whenever my dog wants a belly rub, she tells me and I give her one NO MATTER WHAT.

38points

#3

The Leading Cause Of Death

Final score:

127points

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Todorokie-dokie 4 years ago

“And they need to throw God’s wonderful breathing system..” Haha!

24points

#4

Ahhh, Finally...

Final score:

121points

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Raine Soo 4 years ago

This is completely relatable.

7points

#5

You First

Final score:

120points

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Doggo Georgia 4 years ago

Yes! Yes! Yes!

30points

#6

Didn’t See It Coming

Final score:

110points

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David Kohn 4 years ago

lol

10points

#7

Selfish Independence

Final score:

110points

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AntiMatter 4 years ago

But we're Americans, so we don't get corona unless we want to. jk lol

33points

Helen Haley 4 years ago

Guy at work was fuming about mandatory masks. "what about taking personal responsibility?" I responded completely confused, "how are you going to take personal responsibility for someone else breathing or sneezing?" It was just such a crazy conversation.

5points

Monday 4 years ago

I think the mistake that was made is the same argument for masks was used in America as in the rest of the world. For most countries "wear a mask to keep everyone safe" is a good enough argument (particularly in collectivist cultures), but most (not all) Americans only care about themselves. Should have said from the start "wear a mask to protect yourself and preserve your freedom".

8points

Anna Neemus 4 years ago

Exactly. And masks do protect you so idk why they started this "protect others" mess. It makes ppl think they won't get sick, only "others".

2points

Raine Soo 4 years ago

Selfishness and stupidity, what a combination!

3points

Kathy Baylis 4 years ago (edited)

Fine. Don’t wear your mask. But don’t delude yourself into thinking that, once you start coughing, you’re going to the hospital. Nope, you’re going to a special containment center, where you and the other anti-maskers can spend several days coughing on each other in really close quarters. Don’t worry, we’ll give you a silver space blanket and a spot on the floor if you feel you need to lay down. No ventilators, but you get to go outside once a day to walk the yard for some fresh air.

2points

Meami 4 years ago

Yes, Cranial Rectal Inversion appears to be just a contagious and rampant as COVID in the US.

1point

Weishaar Jamie 4 years ago

I don't think people understand your "big words". Too intelligent for most. Head up a*s...

-1point

Damon Gates 4 years ago

Cain: "Am I my brother's keeper?" God: "YES."

1point

Deni Castro 3 years ago

Well, that's a no-brainer.

0points

Suzanne Haigh 3 years ago

So bloody true of Americans

0points

YouDontLikeMe? 4 years ago

If everyone would get vaccinated we would eradicate measles, mumps, rubella, typhoid.....

0points

Pusfarm 4 years ago

As an American, I want to punch that guy on the right. So many idiots here who can't think for themselves!!!

0points

N G 4 years ago

If everyone stayed in for two weeks and only left their house if they were infection free, there would be no more virus.

0points

Alice Laughs 4 years ago

The people supporting the food supply chain are unable to do this. We still run a risk.

0points

MikeMaxis 4 years ago

We Americans have turned into China with the public masks.

-1point

#8

TGIF!

Final score:

109points

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Anxious Pansexual Nightmare 4 years ago

I'm vaguely sure it's July...

56points

#9

Epic Beard

Final score:

108points

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Doggo Georgia 4 years ago

I would like that mask! Hahaha. Too bad I'm a girl.

34points

#10

Weather Report

Final score:

105points

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Raine Soo 4 years ago

The meteorologist has a point.

28points

#11

The Pandemic Has Cured Us

Final score:

97points

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Doggo Georgia 4 years ago

Hahaha!

12points

#12

Yep, We’re Screwed

Final score:

93points

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Bill 4 years ago

Why do BMWs even have turn signals? Their drivers don't use them

3points

#13

History Books

Final score:

90points

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Jaded Queen 4 years ago

I think one line summary shall suffice, "mega stupidity shown by humans"

36points

#14

Need A Haircut?

Final score:

87points

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Raine Soo 4 years ago

I don't trust a drunk person with tools or weapns of any sort.

3points

#15

Oh. I Forgot

Final score:

87points

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Miriam Brose 4 years ago

Yes. Every time I wake up there are those precious seconds where I've forgotten about CoViD-19...

25points

#16

Training The Youth

Final score:

81points

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Rebekah 4 years ago

May the odds be ever in your favor.

55points

#17

It’s Important To Get The Fastpass For The ICU Or You’ll Be Waiting In A Long Line

Final score:

81points

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Tricia Glen 4 years ago

Liked this one!

15points

#18

The Good Ol’ Days Of March

Final score:

79points

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Rebekah 4 years ago

Ditto.

18points

#19

Mask Enhancements

Final score:

77points

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Chris DiFonso 4 years ago

This is hysterical! I want a feed bag now!

34points

#20

For All Those Who Say, “2020 Can’t Get Any Worse!”

Final score:

72points

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Anxious Pansexual Nightmare 4 years ago

To be honest, I've kind of been expecting this.

34points

#21

Plan B

Final score:

68points

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chi-wei shen 4 years ago

One question: How are you supposed to use a Super Soaker on yourself? I'm not flexible enough for this.

5points

#22

It’s Hard On The Huggers

Final score:

67points

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Nadine 4 years ago

Sooo true! :(( that's so me. Yet it's extremely important to social distance.

17points

#23

Schooling Kids At Home

Final score:

62points

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Doggo Georgia 4 years ago

No science, of course

17points

#24

Learning From Statues

Final score:

61points

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Kathy Baylis 4 years ago

I call it “Generational Amnesia”. Once the generation that lived the event finally die off, their stories don’t get told anymore, therefore are not heard by the new generation coming up, and are soon forgotten. Since few people listen in history class (sadly), once conditions are right they’re ripe for repeating the mistakes of the generation that’s gone.

20points

#25

The Great American Novel

Final score:

59points

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Walt White 4 years ago

Poor Snoopy! He's yet to get published, but he keeps on plugging!

3points

#26

What’s The Date?

Final score:

55points

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Oathbraker 4 years ago

That's not quarantine, that's just depression.

26points

#27

Calendars Are Useless

Final score:

54points

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Alex Boyd 4 years ago

When we got our desk blotter calendars at work this year, they had January twice, and no February. The place that made them had to send us all new ones for free, but they could've gotten away with giving us four Marches and no April, May, or June.

12points