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So in 2020, the world had to stay at home in quarantine because of a deadly virus. People went nuts. But I thought about using my spare time to learn to do comics. No skill whatsoever.
I started this project as an inside joke, and people started to kinda like it. Then, I posted the first 30 here, and it exploded!
All the love and suggestions I got made me keep going, so here are 37 more ways to end You-Know-Who. I follow only one rule when thinking about them: no guns. I hope you keep enjoying them!
*Disclaimer: I know NONE of this would work against the Dark Lord. But that's the whole point. These situations made me blow air through my nose when I thought about them.
I hope you see the fun part and blow air through your nose, too.
And if not: Obliviate!
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#1
Charlie Where U At?
Final score:
127points
Giovanni 4 years ago
The Weasleys may be humble but they are extremely succesfull, Bill is an international curse breaker, Charlie is a dragon handler, Percy is an high level burocrate, Fred & George had a booming business at 17 yo, Ron is an Auror, war hero and best pall with the chosen one and Ginny is a professional quiddich player.
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#2
Dirty Harry...
Final score:
106points
Jenny Li 4 years ago
He wouldn't have been friends with Ron and Hermione 'cause if his parents didn't die, he would've known exactly how to go on Platform 9 3/4 with his parents help. He would've hated Hermione forever because Voldemort never went after the Sorcerer's (Philosopher's) Stone, the troll wouldn't be released and Harry and Ron never helped Hermione. Also, Hermione didn't fix Harry's glasses because he didn't have them. Snape would've been nicer to Harry and Neville because Voldemort never existed. Or simply, Lily marries Snape, he never would've taken an interest to the dark arts. Also, Harry might not marry Ginny, because he wasn't REALLY friends with Ron. Ron will not marry Hermione, as he hates her. So cursed child may not happen, because time turners will not be destroyed, and they will not have to save Cedric, Cedric will be alive due to Voldemort's lack of existence. Hermione will not be Minster, she wasn't friends with Ron and Harry. There's a word limit, I'll continue in another comment
Jenny Li 4 years ago (edited)
Continued: Fred and George won't have a shop. Harry wouldn't be entered to the Triwizard Tournament. Ginny wouldn't have a Pygmy Puff. No prophecy will be made, same DADA teacher, probably no Fleur x Bill. No horcruxes, no Ron x Hermione, no Teddy Remus, since Lupin probably won't meet Tonks. Sirius won't be in Azkaban, due to Peter Pettigrew won't turn evil. Harry won't be a horcrux, and won't be famous. PLEASE UPVOTE!
Ginny Weasley 4 years ago
Technically Harry would be harming himself because you can only go back 5 hours without seriously injuring himself.
Martha Meyer 4 years ago
He travels back in time to prevent Voldemort's parents from conceiving him.
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Esca Sav 4 years ago
This one confuses me because of the way Hermoine used it... Anyone get what I'm trying to... get
Hermione Granger 4 years ago
Well, what are you confused about? Maybe I can help?
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Analyn Lahr 4 years ago
From what I understood, Tom was a product of rape and/or a very abusive relationship. It's been awhile since I read his origin though.
Martha Meyer 4 years ago
His mother made his father fall in love with her using a potion.
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#5
Transfiguration Gone Good
Final score:
99points
Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago (edited)
First thing first ... I LOLed at comic # and that little 'nice' under it. Good touch. Thank you.
#8
Bros Before Lords
Final score:
93points
#9
MMA Tournament: Mixed Magical Arts
Final score:
90points
Jaded Queen 4 years ago (edited)
Oh my god!! We are never gonna be over , "Dumbledore screams and shakes harry to the core" scene. It's such a mood, I wanna do it that to some ppl
#10
It's Never A Good Time For Bubble, Bubble
Final score:
89points
#11
Secret Ingredient: Pain
Final score:
88points
#12
Don't F*** It Up This Time Dumbi...
Final score:
81points
#13
For Papa!
Final score:
79points
#14
Good Ol' Lockhart! *Theme Song Starts*
Final score:
77points
#15
Y'er A Piggy! (Still No Nose Though)
Final score:
75points
#16
Directed By Tarantino...
Final score:
74points
#17
Spam Is Annoying (Sometimes Deadly)
Final score:
74points
#18
S*** Got Deep
Final score:
70points
#20
You Are Never Too Careful
Final score:
66points
#21
All You Need Is Timing
Final score:
64points
#22
Elf Yourself
Final score:
64points
#24
Terrible Price. Cute Though...
Final score:
60points
#25
Omg!!! How?!?
Final score:
57points
Luna Lovegood 4 years ago
Must have gotten that in the muggle section of Fred and George's shop!
#27
Dumbi's Hips Don't Lie
Final score:
54points
#28
You Gotta Pump Up Your Snitch-Swallowing Game Voldi
Final score:
54points
#29
A Lil' Bit Of Reading Never Hurt Anybody
Final score:
53points
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What do you think ?
Hermione Granger 4 years ago
Just what I was thinking! Although I guess the artist had plenty of time it being quarantine and everything
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Gurl Lovesdragons 1 year ago
Why? That could kill brain intelligent follower rates. And the other option is to have a president who can’t tell the truth to save his life.
Load More Replies... Lavender Brown 4 years ago
I love these comics!!! They are amazing. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago
Every one of these are hilarious. I enjoyed all of these comics. That special 'NICE!' under comic number 69 is just cherry on top. LOL
Nymphadora Tonks 4 years ago
PIERTOTEM LOCOMOTOR TO ANYONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE HARRY 'CAUSE HE DEFEATED VOLDEMORT AND YES I DARE SAY YOUR NAME TOM. ULESS YOU ARE TOM HIMSELF, I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR NOT LIKING HIM 'CUZ HE DID KILL YOU BUT I DO BLAME BELLATRIX LESTRANGE FOR KILLING ME!!!
Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖 4 years ago
I mean most of these were ignoring the horcrux problem... but other than that, they were AWESOME and HILARIOUS!!!!
Helena Ravenclaw 4 years ago
Who actually believes Cursed Child belongs in the Harry Potter series?
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
I was so confused, I thought You Know Who was talking about the virus or something. For anyone who’s wondering, it’s some Harry Potter thing.
So_Long_And_Thanks_For_All_The_Fish 4 years ago
Harry just looks so bloody bored in all of these it's hilarious. Good job I enjoyed them
Tenzin Moore 4 years ago
harry potter is chill though not flamingo chill (he is not chill anymore) i mean just bored/chill
Hermione Granger 4 years ago
😮 why are you so rude? I think the look wonderful and I would just LOVE to see you try to do better.
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Batty 4 years ago
The title is literally "37 More Of My Funny And Inaccurate Ways To End You-Know-Who THAT WOULD NEVER WORK." Maybe work on that reading comprehension, ay?
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Hermione Granger 4 years ago
Just what I was thinking! Although I guess the artist had plenty of time it being quarantine and everything
Load More Replies... Gurl Lovesdragons 1 year ago
Why? That could kill brain intelligent follower rates. And the other option is to have a president who can’t tell the truth to save his life.
Load More Replies... Lavender Brown 4 years ago
I love these comics!!! They are amazing. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago
Every one of these are hilarious. I enjoyed all of these comics. That special 'NICE!' under comic number 69 is just cherry on top. LOL
Nymphadora Tonks 4 years ago
PIERTOTEM LOCOMOTOR TO ANYONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE HARRY 'CAUSE HE DEFEATED VOLDEMORT AND YES I DARE SAY YOUR NAME TOM. ULESS YOU ARE TOM HIMSELF, I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR NOT LIKING HIM 'CUZ HE DID KILL YOU BUT I DO BLAME BELLATRIX LESTRANGE FOR KILLING ME!!!
Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖 4 years ago
I mean most of these were ignoring the horcrux problem... but other than that, they were AWESOME and HILARIOUS!!!!
Helena Ravenclaw 4 years ago
Who actually believes Cursed Child belongs in the Harry Potter series?
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
I was so confused, I thought You Know Who was talking about the virus or something. For anyone who’s wondering, it’s some Harry Potter thing.
So_Long_And_Thanks_For_All_The_Fish 4 years ago
Harry just looks so bloody bored in all of these it's hilarious. Good job I enjoyed them
Tenzin Moore 4 years ago
harry potter is chill though not flamingo chill (he is not chill anymore) i mean just bored/chill
Hermione Granger 4 years ago
😮 why are you so rude? I think the look wonderful and I would just LOVE to see you try to do better.
Load More Replies... Batty 4 years ago
The title is literally "37 More Of My Funny And Inaccurate Ways To End You-Know-Who THAT WOULD NEVER WORK." Maybe work on that reading comprehension, ay?
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