Priorities: women and alcohol = good, piggie banks = bad

this is me but with avatar the last airbender

no, no... its true. Only idiots smoke

SPOT ON.

Maybe a wet dream!

Ronny remains idiot.

I did some hobbyist blacksmithing and was a boy scout, and gasoline actually isn't a great way to get wood to burn usually because the gasoline burns above the wood. Also it's hard to start a fire with a propane torch unless you have the right kindling so you could probably start it with a match. Some good coal or charcoal (actually charred wood, not bbq stuff) with a good source of air can absolutely burn steel though.

Oh god. She IS using a face mask, though.

Be careful what you ask for.

Drinking hot coffee is the actual definition of pain tho.

Famous double standard

well he's already made it to jersey at that speed

This is soo true

Children are never good news, not even roasted with peppercorn cream sauce.

Like father like son.

I was going to ask why all your women look Finnish, but now I see they're actually russian.

This is me😂 but I don't live in norway

Many people don't know how many calories there is in alcohol

sure lets go with that

good fer you girl! don't let him pull that nonsense lol

great song in the background

Ha! Gay! (/j)

Hahahaha!

and that's why florentia's got the best political system

hey atleast he did not say metal

Aaaaand go get that wine at home.