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What happens in college stays in college. Well, not really. Unless you live under a rock, meaning you skip the crucial experience of a flatshare, never compete in a beer pong battle, and run away from jagerbombs, there are tons of hilarious, sad, and cringey stories to share with someone. The question is, who is that person you could entrust them to?
Well, no wonder college kids are sending in their confessions anonymously. Turns out there’s a whole Instagram page dedicated to it titled “Collegefessing” which is basically a safe place to post your best and worst college moments. With a whopping 6M followers eavesdropping big time, the page is somewhat of a playground for the craziness of student years.
Scroll down through our selection of the most entertaining confessions below and let us know what you miss from your college days the most!
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College is a once-in-a-lifetime experience, so no wonder you want to make the most of it. But there are tons of challenges and choices to make when you first start. From which modules to study, to which campus sport to sign up for, you will face more decisions than you ever had in your life. And what’s more, chances are they’ll be life-changing. So in order to stay focused and get the most out of this incredibly productive and interesting environment, you want to hear some useful advice. And honestly, when I was in college freshman year, I’d have benefited tons from what you’re about to read.
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Stephanie Did It 2 years ago
All teachers, grade school through university, should be tested on the subjects they will be teaching AND general knowledge ( thinking of the teacher who insisted a bat was a bird) IMHO.
First, let's start with the elephant in the room. Partying, partying and more partying is a key (although we can debate how key it actually is) part of the student package, but you can always overdo it, making your grades, motivation, and lifestyle suffer as a result.
A good tip from Katie Roiphe, book author and the director of the Cultural Reporting and Criticism Program at New York University, is to learn how to drink. She suggests drinking two drinks fewer than you want to. “You will get more joy out of life if you are alert to it, before that second-to-last drink, when the evening gets slurred. If you drink too much, you lose those lovely, wild moments,” Katie says and added that if you master the art of getting just-the-right-amount drunk, you will have more fun. This will turn out to be a super amazing skill to carry through your adulthood.
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Tracy Wallick 2 years ago
I'm the child of an alcoholic, so I don't drink. I feel this on a spiritual level.
Secondly, you have to remember that college years are excellent for making valuable connections. Trying to talk to your college professors is a great thing to do, but many undergraduates feel either intimidated or feel like they have other things to do. But Roiphe argues that your professors will appreciate your making an effort to connect and discuss things.
“This will be useful for you later, if you need a recommendation or a job, but it is also the way to get the best possible education. I know this because I am a professor,” she said and added that “So many of my most important pedagogical conversations happen in my office or outside of the classroom over coffee.”
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Esca Sav 2 years ago
You got me there 😂 I went from "OH I GOT THIS" to "You motherf-"
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An Co 2 years ago
He does this so he does not prematurely ejaculate. It's similar to the old "Think of Baseball" advice.
JustAnother Soul 2 years ago
Sapiosexual. A person who finds intelligence sexually attractive. I can relate.
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
Probably slows him down, which is why she’s enjoying it. He sounds pretty self-aware, and might just be a keeper—-as long as she keeps up the math quizzes during sex.
Nicola Roberts 2 years ago
I've heard that it's a distraction method for slowing the moment down. So not quite so sexy.
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 2 years ago
Why in the world is sex censored? Has it suddenly become some horribly dirty word?
albernistuff 4sale 2 years ago
Memory can be situational. Will you need to hide under the desk during exams now?
René Studer 2 years ago
I hope he did it mentally. Otherwise the sex would be weird. „Let me get my calculator.“
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Eunice Probert 2 years ago
If you agree, make sure you legally adopt the child. Otherwise, when he is older and earning, they won't be able to force him to give them money. Even more so, if he became famous for something.
Matt Might, a professor of Internal Medicine and Computer Science and Hugh Kaul Endowed Chair in Personalized Medicine also has quite a few wonderful tips on everything from dorm room coffee to study habits to saving cash on tuition. Might’s first advice is to realize that professors are not teachers. “Teachers in high school were trained and certified to educate. Professors spent the best years of their lives extending the boundary of human knowledge, and then won a professorship on their prowess in research. After that, someone threw them into a classroom and asked them to teach,” he argues.
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WilvanderHeijden 2 years ago
If you don't want your nude photos on the internet, don't pose for them and don't allow your boyfriend to take them. People can't publish your nudes if they don't exist.
Thus, according to the professor, the key to interacting with professors is to realize that they're not teachers. “As researchers, professors have access to the cutting edge. Few students exploit that access, but it's not hard,” argues Might. His advice is to ask a professor about their research since “even the crankiest professor is going to brighten when talking about their own research. If it sounds interesting, ask if they need help in their lab.”
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Rachael Sampson 2 years ago
Just call yourself a gamer. Gamer girl is so weird. No one ever says gamer boy.
Another thing to do is to sit in the front row. “A good professor is going to tune the lecture by reading the facial expressions of students. Unfortunately, it's hard to see all the way in the back, so we're really crafting the lecture to those that sit up front, whose faces we can see,” Might explains.
Just like Roiphe, professor Might urges students to go to office hours since it’s “a chance to get one-on-one mentoring from an expert. Plus, when you ask for a letter of recommendation, the professor will know you.” And this is what you ultimately wish when the time comes to look for a job or an internship.
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Josy Bannon 2 years ago
So you found a healthy relationship and weeded out the false friends. Win win
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Mayrene Chester 2 years ago
I'm not sure how this is mastering hotels. some hotels don't offer twin rooms with queens, but single twin beds so you end up with a way smaller bed.
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Raquel Myers 2 years ago
My dad was doing a mock speech in his theology class, he passed out coincidentally at "you lie me down in green pastures..." His dumb MFing class thought it was part of his speech and sat watching him for 10 minutes.
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WilvanderHeijden 2 years ago
Tell your girlfriend, raise your price to $25K, take the money and run... with your girlfriend.
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Rebekah Krause 2 years ago
1. If you wanted to lose weight, it’s great that you did and you should’ve been doing this for yourself not for a crush or to fit into a single shirt. 2. This girl owed you absolutely nothing. If your best friend knew about the crush Maybe you should be talking to them? People have different Thoughts about this but I would never go after one of my friends’ crushes. Just because you lost 25 pounds, or 100, or whatever; she is not the prize. 3. If you are proud of the weight loss, be proud and be happy and that is its own reward. you don’t get your crush as reward for doing something for yourself. 4. If you had to lose a bunch of weight to fit into a shirt, it was probably pretty obvious when she gave it to you that it didn’t fit. Kind of jerky, not very considerate. As someone who has had a grandparent give me obviously too small clothes (And obviously way too big clothes) to try to humiliate me into weight loss- That says something about her as a person.
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Glittery Panda 2 years ago
I’m sorry! Take a bit do cake and smush it up is @$$ then go home (or kick him out of ur house idk) and eat the rest to the cake while enjoying his presents.
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Josy Bannon 2 years ago
Counting bodies sounds like people are serial killers. This post just shows how much women are able to objectify men too.
Jerry Mathers 2 years ago
After reading this, I am reminded of just how young some people are when they attend college. And can't help but feel that they really need to add protections against letting these kids bury themselves in debt to get an education. Their brains are not in a spot to make a financial decision that will affect the next 20 years of their lives. It just reaffirms my belief that the biggest criminals wear suits.
Patrick McKemie 2 years ago
This should have been called low class people who spent some time at college.
Paula Marowsky 2 years ago
No surprise humanity is doomed... now we know what happen when children are rised on social media... clap our backs
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BarBeeGirl 2 years ago
Kids today are boring! If they had done a similar in my day it would be spicy!
Wintermute 2 years ago
For those baffled by the preoccupation with partners' past sex lives, google Retroactive Jealousy. It sounds kind of incel (and kind of is tbh), but is also a recognized form of OCD that many people in our prudish western culture suffer from. It's a relationship killer, but treatable.
Josy Bannon 2 years ago
Counting bodies sounds like people are serial killers. This post just shows how much women are able to objectify men too.
Jerry Mathers 2 years ago
After reading this, I am reminded of just how young some people are when they attend college. And can't help but feel that they really need to add protections against letting these kids bury themselves in debt to get an education. Their brains are not in a spot to make a financial decision that will affect the next 20 years of their lives. It just reaffirms my belief that the biggest criminals wear suits.
Patrick McKemie 2 years ago
This should have been called low class people who spent some time at college.
Paula Marowsky 2 years ago
No surprise humanity is doomed... now we know what happen when children are rised on social media... clap our backs
Load More Replies... BarBeeGirl 2 years ago
Kids today are boring! If they had done a similar in my day it would be spicy!
Wintermute 2 years ago
For those baffled by the preoccupation with partners' past sex lives, google Retroactive Jealousy. It sounds kind of incel (and kind of is tbh), but is also a recognized form of OCD that many people in our prudish western culture suffer from. It's a relationship killer, but treatable.
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