Your hands are shaking so much that your words per minute typing rate increases to never before seen speeds. Your teeth are chattering and sound like you’re playing the Castanets. Your breath comes out in huge clouds of condensation that immediately turn into snow. We’ve all been there: you’re working at the office and you realize that you’re slowly freezing into a popsicle, much like Jack Torrance at the end of The Shining (can’t spoil something that’s been out for ages).
With Autumn already in swing, some office workers are already feeling the ill effects of changing temperatures. Even if you’re the healthiest person and walk around in shorts all year long, you can’t deny that Summer is over and, in the memorable words of the Starks, Winter is coming. To keep you smiling while you freeze, here are some of the best cold office memes that we collected from the deep, dark, and frigid places of the internet. Be sure to read on for Bored Panda’s full interviews with professor Eddy Ng from Bucknell University about how to resolve issues linked to climate control at the office and how temperature affects our productivity, as well as with Dr. Agne Kajeckaite from the Berlin Social Science Center about how low and high temperatures in work environment differently affect men and women.
Scroll down if your scroll wheel isn’t ice-bound yet, upvote the best memes, and be sure to share this list with your friends who are also always cold. And to remind you that it’s not all about ice and Titanic jokes on planet Earth, check out Bored Panda’s post about the reactions Europeans had to the record-breaking heatwave this Summer.
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Abandon hope all who enter here! That's what it feels like, the entrance to hell.
If you’re shivering at work right now, then I feel your pain: I’m currently wearing my thickest winter jacket at work, while some of my colleagues are in short-sleeved shirts and tights. In my humble opinion, it’s far better to be too hot than it is to be too cold. However, far from everybody shares my point of view, including some incredibly brainy individuals.
For example, The Economic Times explains that each time the temperature rises by 1 degree above 27 degrees Celsius (that’s 80.6 Fahrenheit), the productivity of manual laborers drops by 4 percent. So if it’s 33 degrees Celsius, their productivity would be around a quarter less than usual.
In Turkey, many years ago, met this lady, wearing like khaki-cape, or something like that . She was a lovely and cool (pun intended;)) lady. Btw she wore a hijab (scarf-like/ all open face)- she had a topnotch job, and skin felt like chilled silky normal skin (hands) Turkish woman knows best!! I am sure 🇹🇷
But let’s return a bit closer to the office now. Bored Panda talked to Eddy Ng, the James and Elizabeth Freeman Professor of Management from Bucknell University, about battling over the AC and thermostat at the office. According to him, it’s possible to settle differences over temperature peacefully.
“Try negotiating! It's always easier to reach out and ask about someone's comfort first and then find a happy compromise,” Professor Ng suggested. “It shows that you care and your office mates will reciprocate in kind. They are less likely to willfully dial up or down the thermostat after you've had a friendly chat.”
I just keep a long, thick winter cardigan in my locker. People look at me like I'm crazy when they see me around the office with it, but what else am I supposed to do when my colleagues are convinced that 15 C is an acceptable temperature to set the AC on?
The professor added that “some [office] spaces are cooler or warmer than others, especially when you are under a draught, or next to a sun drenched window” and gave some useful advice on what you can do about it.
“Switch cubicles or office space. There are now apps that allow you to regulate the temperature including getting a blast of warm or cool air for a few minutes. If you are perpetually cold, bring a space heater. If you are always warm, bring a fan. There are only so many layers you can peel off.”
“There are studies that suggest an optimal range of temperatures for productivity and work performance. For example, every degree increase above 25 degrees Celsius results in a 2 percent decrease in productivity,” the professor cited a different study about temperature and productivity. “Either extremes are counterproductive. What you do and how you do it matters. Workers need to be comfortable to be productive.”
Time writes about a slightly controversial new study that further puts into perspective the thermostat and AC battles occurring daily in our offices. The study looked at “differences in the effect of temperature on cognitive performance by gender in a large controlled lab experiment.”
Here’s the conclusion researchers reached: “At higher temperatures, women perform better on math and verbal tasks while the reverse effect is observed for men. The increase in female performance in response to higher temperature is significantly larger and more precisely estimated than the corresponding decrease in male performance.”
“In contrast to math and verbal tasks, temperature has no impact on a measure of cognitive reflection for either gender. Our findings suggest that gender mixed workplaces may be able to increase productivity by setting the thermostat higher than current standards,” the scientists wrote. I for one am all for setting the thermostat higher. Way higher. What about you?
Let us know in the comments below, how cold it is in your workplace, whether you’d rather be too cold or too hot, as well as how you discuss with your co-workers whether to turn the AC up or down.
I have done this because setting actual office furniture on fire was frowned upon...
Let us know in the comments below, how cold it is in your workplace, whether you’d rather be too cold or too hot, as well as how you discuss with your co-workers whether to turn the AC up or down.
I hate that. Sitting on something that is warm from the previous person's behind is so unpleasant.
This happens in every office I've ever worked. Men and menopausal woman are hot and women and young people with no body fat are cold. Putting heaters under your desk usually confuses the HVAC and even though you're comfy, you've tricked the whole system into colder. I talked to an HVAC tech years ago. He made a whole group of complaining nurses happy by installing thermostats that weren't connected to anything but power (but they didn't know that).
I'm always hot the moment I arrive at the office, but after a few minutes I'm freezing. I have both a mini-desk fan and a mini-desk heater for each purpose. I use the heater only in winter times, though. For the rest, I cover myself with one of those warm cotton sheets. That makes me fall asleep, though.
I used to work with people who would come into the office too hot from walking and fling open all the windows. Argh!!! The annoyance! Why couldn't they acclimatise themselves? One woman did this while still wearing her coat. How I didn't fling her out the window I will never know. Then they'd moan the room was too cold... Well, I wonder how that happened! That fun was winter. Summer was just as bad because I sat between two air conditioning vents and was in a freezing cold vortex. My work area was two degrees colder than the rest of the flipping room! I thank you on behalf of your colleagues for using your fan or heater.
Load More Replies...I think I'm the b***h who always turn on the AC, I always hot, and the temp outside is 40C
Lets be honest this is a man/ woman issue.. Women are always cold..men( esp in suits) tend to be warmer. Women always want to raise the heat and men always want it colder
Yeah no.. I'm a woman and I absolutely hate heat and being warm. I honestly rather freeze than being too hot, which is basically any level of warmth. I only have enough heat on in my apartment to keep the water from freezing in the winter. I also worked with two ladies that just about melted every summer. Our office was ice cold and the three of us loved it. But I also enjoy a smug, warm blanket so I'll give you that
Load More Replies...It is nearly winter. The season when our office can warm up to crazy 26°C (79°F) and moment later our AC will wake up and take it down to 18°C (65°F) in two hours. Impresive cooling but I do not enjoy working with gloves and blanket.
I once had a coworker who'd wear long sleeved shirts under a wool sweater on the hottest days of July and August, then turn up the AC because he was too warm. When we complained he'd sneer about how we weren't tough enough to take the cold. That's right - he thought office air conditioning was weather.
I was very fortunate the last place I worked - the baseboard heat was directly under my desk. I would crank it up to 11 as soon as I came in, then turn it down when the other worker came in.
I was in the ICU and the nurse asked if anyone was cold. They do keep it cooler, and there was a chorus of agreement. She then opened the fridge, took out a package of frozen peas and taped it over the locked thermostat! There was a chorus of applause! Nurses know how to keep their patients comfortable.
LOL, where I used to live they had to move the thermostat from shared space (2nd floor landing) to inside my apartment because it was so vulnerable to tampering. I've done the ice cube/frozen peas trick.
Load More Replies...I’m always hot so have 2 fans going as well as the office air conditioner. I go the entire winter without a coat even at freezing or below, although once it gets to 0 degrees I’ll put on a sweater or jacket and wear a scarf. That however is when I’m in the car, if I’m outside I’ll “suit up”.
I hate that people tend to tell you to just wear more clothing. I have Raynauds (like approx. 1/4 of all women, so it is a common problem) and if I am cold, I will stay cold. I can wear three sweaters and just be uncomfortable due to the added weight and still be cold. They should just sit people together based on preferred temperature instead of other reasons. Luckily, we don't have AC here, but I still freeze unless I turn on the heat to full blast. I even froze in the 38°C summer recently (with no AC). It's a sitting and not moving thing.
I work in a lab and it's so cold, and it's nothing to do with the analysers or samples (they are kept temperature controlled) they only few days I didn't feel cold were the random hot days when it reached a warm 21•c inside other than that it's about 16 :(
Load More Replies...Not just in the office, it's cold af at my school (or hotter than hell sometimes). It's also just cold in my own home, I woke up this morning and immediately had to put on a jacket.
I work from home and I'm always rolled up in a blanket no matter the temperature.
So, on a serious note, I read an article recently where someone actually studied why some people will feel colder than others at the same room temperature. Their conclusion was that the tinier your hands, the colder you will feel. (Women on average have tinier hands, so they will feel more cold.) So, I guess the solution is, wear gloves? :-)
Interesting. I have very small hands yet I am always warm! I keep my flat at 20C for the winter, can only dream of comfort in the office...
Load More Replies...I get so cold at my desk, but my legs always get a little sweaty. Can anyone explain? It makes no sense.
I work outside, but every time I go into a shop/business it's at least 10 degrees cooler. It's nice for the first minute, but makes going back to the heat so much worse...maybe just run a dehumidifier?
I am SO glad the ice box is moving outside now so I can justifiably wear boots and warm pants to work!
At my last job, one supervisor was going through menopause and had hot flashes. We had to keep the temperature at 63 fahrenheit year round. One girl had colitis, and was severely affected by cold. She was sent home daily for chronic intestinal pain. I have Raynauds (my fingers lose blood flow when it's cold). Their solution was for me to wear gloves, and for us to dress winter-ready. I'm a typist. They fired the other girl for missing too much work.
I have no problem with my colleagues setting a higher temperature as long as they don't have any problem with me working naked.
I used to have a collegue that ALWAYS wore shorts and a t-shirt. EVEN IN DEAD WINTER OUTSIDE. This guy was the ice king. He always opened the window fully, even when it was snowing outside!! No regard for the other 30 people in the same room... What a D*ck.
There is a practical reason for keeping the temp cool, or slightly cold, in an office (or a residence) - to keep germs from multiplying faster.
The vendors that come to my office always appreciate the cool temperature, especially after hauling linens or wine boxes all day.
dont worry people, with all the A/C's running, global warming will be here soon
I don't think Global warming means and works like what you think it means and works like.
Load More Replies...It's always some dumb c**t with peripheral neuropathy or some s**t whop is bitchin it's cold.
I keep a space heater and sweater on my office. And I use them on a regular basis. My office is small and I have a giant vent in it. So when the door is closed all that cold air is trapped inside. It was over 100 degrees outside this summer and I was using my space heater in the office.
Actually, in Chine and in the US these memes apply in summer. >30 degrees Celsius outside (>85 F for the US folk), and A/Cs on to cool offices and public spaces down to 18 C (65 F). Aaaaaaarg!
In my office several of my colleagues keep the AC on 15 C and freak out if I turn the one next to me at anything above 20 C for more than 10 minutes. And that's not only in the summer. It's a nightmare.
Load More Replies...Of course, but you're an icecream! (Not us)
Load More Replies...I'm always hot the moment I arrive at the office, but after a few minutes I'm freezing. I have both a mini-desk fan and a mini-desk heater for each purpose. I use the heater only in winter times, though. For the rest, I cover myself with one of those warm cotton sheets. That makes me fall asleep, though.
I used to work with people who would come into the office too hot from walking and fling open all the windows. Argh!!! The annoyance! Why couldn't they acclimatise themselves? One woman did this while still wearing her coat. How I didn't fling her out the window I will never know. Then they'd moan the room was too cold... Well, I wonder how that happened! That fun was winter. Summer was just as bad because I sat between two air conditioning vents and was in a freezing cold vortex. My work area was two degrees colder than the rest of the flipping room! I thank you on behalf of your colleagues for using your fan or heater.
Load More Replies...I think I'm the b***h who always turn on the AC, I always hot, and the temp outside is 40C
Lets be honest this is a man/ woman issue.. Women are always cold..men( esp in suits) tend to be warmer. Women always want to raise the heat and men always want it colder
Yeah no.. I'm a woman and I absolutely hate heat and being warm. I honestly rather freeze than being too hot, which is basically any level of warmth. I only have enough heat on in my apartment to keep the water from freezing in the winter. I also worked with two ladies that just about melted every summer. Our office was ice cold and the three of us loved it. But I also enjoy a smug, warm blanket so I'll give you that
Load More Replies...It is nearly winter. The season when our office can warm up to crazy 26°C (79°F) and moment later our AC will wake up and take it down to 18°C (65°F) in two hours. Impresive cooling but I do not enjoy working with gloves and blanket.
I once had a coworker who'd wear long sleeved shirts under a wool sweater on the hottest days of July and August, then turn up the AC because he was too warm. When we complained he'd sneer about how we weren't tough enough to take the cold. That's right - he thought office air conditioning was weather.
I was very fortunate the last place I worked - the baseboard heat was directly under my desk. I would crank it up to 11 as soon as I came in, then turn it down when the other worker came in.
I was in the ICU and the nurse asked if anyone was cold. They do keep it cooler, and there was a chorus of agreement. She then opened the fridge, took out a package of frozen peas and taped it over the locked thermostat! There was a chorus of applause! Nurses know how to keep their patients comfortable.
LOL, where I used to live they had to move the thermostat from shared space (2nd floor landing) to inside my apartment because it was so vulnerable to tampering. I've done the ice cube/frozen peas trick.
Load More Replies...I’m always hot so have 2 fans going as well as the office air conditioner. I go the entire winter without a coat even at freezing or below, although once it gets to 0 degrees I’ll put on a sweater or jacket and wear a scarf. That however is when I’m in the car, if I’m outside I’ll “suit up”.
I hate that people tend to tell you to just wear more clothing. I have Raynauds (like approx. 1/4 of all women, so it is a common problem) and if I am cold, I will stay cold. I can wear three sweaters and just be uncomfortable due to the added weight and still be cold. They should just sit people together based on preferred temperature instead of other reasons. Luckily, we don't have AC here, but I still freeze unless I turn on the heat to full blast. I even froze in the 38°C summer recently (with no AC). It's a sitting and not moving thing.
I work in a lab and it's so cold, and it's nothing to do with the analysers or samples (they are kept temperature controlled) they only few days I didn't feel cold were the random hot days when it reached a warm 21•c inside other than that it's about 16 :(
Load More Replies...Not just in the office, it's cold af at my school (or hotter than hell sometimes). It's also just cold in my own home, I woke up this morning and immediately had to put on a jacket.
I work from home and I'm always rolled up in a blanket no matter the temperature.
So, on a serious note, I read an article recently where someone actually studied why some people will feel colder than others at the same room temperature. Their conclusion was that the tinier your hands, the colder you will feel. (Women on average have tinier hands, so they will feel more cold.) So, I guess the solution is, wear gloves? :-)
Interesting. I have very small hands yet I am always warm! I keep my flat at 20C for the winter, can only dream of comfort in the office...
Load More Replies...I get so cold at my desk, but my legs always get a little sweaty. Can anyone explain? It makes no sense.
I work outside, but every time I go into a shop/business it's at least 10 degrees cooler. It's nice for the first minute, but makes going back to the heat so much worse...maybe just run a dehumidifier?
I am SO glad the ice box is moving outside now so I can justifiably wear boots and warm pants to work!
At my last job, one supervisor was going through menopause and had hot flashes. We had to keep the temperature at 63 fahrenheit year round. One girl had colitis, and was severely affected by cold. She was sent home daily for chronic intestinal pain. I have Raynauds (my fingers lose blood flow when it's cold). Their solution was for me to wear gloves, and for us to dress winter-ready. I'm a typist. They fired the other girl for missing too much work.
I have no problem with my colleagues setting a higher temperature as long as they don't have any problem with me working naked.
I used to have a collegue that ALWAYS wore shorts and a t-shirt. EVEN IN DEAD WINTER OUTSIDE. This guy was the ice king. He always opened the window fully, even when it was snowing outside!! No regard for the other 30 people in the same room... What a D*ck.
There is a practical reason for keeping the temp cool, or slightly cold, in an office (or a residence) - to keep germs from multiplying faster.
The vendors that come to my office always appreciate the cool temperature, especially after hauling linens or wine boxes all day.
dont worry people, with all the A/C's running, global warming will be here soon
I don't think Global warming means and works like what you think it means and works like.
Load More Replies...It's always some dumb c**t with peripheral neuropathy or some s**t whop is bitchin it's cold.
I keep a space heater and sweater on my office. And I use them on a regular basis. My office is small and I have a giant vent in it. So when the door is closed all that cold air is trapped inside. It was over 100 degrees outside this summer and I was using my space heater in the office.
Actually, in Chine and in the US these memes apply in summer. >30 degrees Celsius outside (>85 F for the US folk), and A/Cs on to cool offices and public spaces down to 18 C (65 F). Aaaaaaarg!
In my office several of my colleagues keep the AC on 15 C and freak out if I turn the one next to me at anything above 20 C for more than 10 minutes. And that's not only in the summer. It's a nightmare.
Load More Replies...Of course, but you're an icecream! (Not us)
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