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Alexey Kondakov, the Ukrainian artist that inserts people from classical paintings into the modern world and its scenarios, is back on Bored Panda with more of his fascinating work. He places classical figures into subways, markets, cars, and many more usual places for us, but quite unusual places for half-naked paintings.

His work creates an interesting contrast between the delicate and expressive renaissance art and the sometimes dull and boring scenarios of everyday life.

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Monika Soffronow
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

https://helpx.adobe.com/gr_en/photoshop/how-to/photoshop-for-beginners.html

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Grumble O'Pug
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You will see lots of 19th century italian stuff in this thread.

ツ_Itz_Your_Girl_ツ
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oh god! That scared the living crap out of me! If you look behind her there is I think a close rack, there is a coat hanging up and I thought someone was just standing there behind 'her' ... just freaking scared me so I figured I'd share it with y'all

Alexey began this project in 2015 and named it "The Daily Life of Gods." Most of the photographs are captured in Kyiv, the capital city of Ukraine. Most of the classical paintings are taken from the Renaissance period. The artist uses Photoshop to create these surreal edits, and we must say they are quite impressive.

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    When Alexey places the characters from the paintings into our daily lives, they seem to lose their epicness, elegance, and beauty. Apparently, the context really matters in this case. At least, we may see what the Gods and Goddesses in the paintings would look like if they lived a simple life like us. Spending their days doing mundane tasks, going to work, cooking and whatever else us mortals do.

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    Alexey has 140k followers on his Instagram account—people seem to love what he does. The pictures he creates are quite funny because of the scenarios he places the people in. They seem to be out of place, lost, or confused. The combination of modern life and classic paintings is quite hilarious and sometimes even relatable.

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    CrazyPlantLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When u just don't want to get out of bed...As Garfield said so famously, "Mondays."

    Beli Keshini
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite masculine arms and hands...

    Randy Klefbeck
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caravaggio me every dang morning......I get up at 4:40am

    We managed to get an interview with Alexey. He told us about what inspires him and drives him to create art: "Everything around me inspires me to create art. If you are attentive enough to yourself and your surroundings, someday you may get the urge to share your observations in a way available to you."

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    Silly String
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Lady Madonna, children at your feet, wonder how you manage to make ends meet...." This reminded me of the Beatles!

    Zophra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She needs a glass of wine somehow...

    panda pay
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we have new types of clothes but we still where what we used to wear

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    Daria Z
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this black box really necessary?.. 😨

    Neva Nevičica
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, you see, Daria, it is for our own good, so we don't get shocked after discovering that we woman have, you know, nipples, which are considered unpure and evil. :D

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    Silly String
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks comfy except for the black bar. That has sharp corners!!!

    Soodney
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lads, this is art, we aren't that immature.

    Hańka
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Censoring a work of art ... again! This is ridiculous!

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? When BP hits new levels of bigotry by putting black bars on art... SMH.

    Melissa Wong
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They just trying to cover their azzes so the usual squad that shrieks "You're objectifying womyn!!!!!" might look past it.

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    Diana Murtaugh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old classic art work- shows the human body. Yet in 2020 we must ruin the aesthetic by placing a black bar over her nipples. UGH!

    Jozef Becker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The world is filled with dummies that feel the life as we know it would end if a woman’s nipples were exposed. Long-standing misogyny is at the root of it.

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    The artist shares how he started to create these unique edits: "I was bored at work, so when I got an idea to put old artwork into modern landscapes, I decided to create it for fun and share on social media." Alexey captures the photographs he uses himself with his mobile phone. He tries to capture unexpected places to make the edits more interesting.

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    Soap
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me waiting for my foood to finish.

    Neva Nevičica
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and the floors to vacuum themselves and the laundry to wash and fold itself, i know :/

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    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how these days 30 sec. in a microwave can seem to drag on for minutes!!

    Little Zoologist
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm... What should I cook for dinner?

    eezycheezes101
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That look is saying "Jesus f*****g Christ Joe! I told you I didn't want the burritos!! I remember saying VERY clearly not to warm up the burritos, yet you go and do it anyway! The hell is wrong with you?"

    Alexey shares what is his favorite thing about creating art: "All parts of creating are my favorite, but there are other less attractive parts of the process. The work of an artist includes lots of operational tasks."

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    "I like listening, collecting, and trying to mix music. Basically, this project takes the greatest part of my time, but I'm going to manage this and spend some time on something different like filming or sculpture," shared Alexey when asked about his hobbies. 

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No Joe, you have to dry the dishes yourself. Yes, you're the dishwasher.

    Kate Koppen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why kitchen cabinets should not be see-through XD

    eezycheezes101
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joe, I told you to wash the dishes yesterday. Don't think I didn't notice when I came home from work yesterday. Don't test me bitch.

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can wash dishes with one hand hide behind me!

    YONAH
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey peter.....ur a f*****g sexist bastard i wouldnt be suprised if ur parents f*****g kiked you out of ur damn home only a sexist bitch mother f****r would say that and based on what you said thats what u are you need to get this through ur fat ugly deformed head you messed up goblin, you dont talk to anyone that way

    Peter Weir
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    5 years ago

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    womans place :) times havent changed..sorry this might offend your snowflakes, but dont care

    Abby
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude. That's not cool, I don't know if you're trying to be funny in some sort of way, but that's just offensive.

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    Alexey tells more about the process and how long it takes to create these edits: "The process is pretty random, sometimes you find the right old artwork and see how it is possible to change it to a modern situation. And at the same time, I can take photos of places I like and imagine what can possibly happen there. Classical painting easily merges with the modern environment. The key idea is to make it look real, but strange. It is hard to count time in total because sometimes an idea awaits the possibility of producing it, like stories about nightlife can be made only if I go to a nightclub. Sometimes I can spend a couple of days just on old artworks digging. But if I have all parts of the puzzle, it takes about 2-3 hours to do Photoshop."

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    Eric Forster
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you think he'll let me buy him a coffee?

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one's coming in. Do you think we should wear our masks?

    Silly String
    Community Member
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like she's telling her friend to smile. How annoying!

    eezycheezes101
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you guys have ever seen that TikTok or heard that song, "OH NO! I think I'm catching feelings!" That's the vibe I'm getting in this image.

    Carson R Ibach
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is the girl in the back flipping the bird?

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    Melissa TO
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I forgot my wallet." "Again? G*ddammit Ernie!"

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No, I don't have any change for the parking meter. Where would I put it in this animal skin that I'm wearing?"

    Randy Klefbeck
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone got driven to their AA meeting.

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we get to the window, YOU give the cleaners our ticket! Get it out while we're in line, I'm embarrassed!

    "Big creative feeds like Bored Panda are a great opportunity for any visual artists or creative people at all. You can reach the attention you are looking for. But you always should be patient and consistent with what you're doing."

    Alexey has been featured on Bored Panda many times before. If you enjoy his work, you can find his previous posts by clicking here, here, here, and here. Don't forget to upvote your favorite art piece and leave a comment telling us what you think about Alexey's work. And if you enjoy what he does, go show the artist some love on his social media and maybe even buy one of his pieces!

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    Bridget Price
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should have put her in a bathroom trying to get some alone time from her kids XD

    YONAH
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lexie ur kinda a bitch

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A girl can't catch a shower without the kids coming in on her...and some people refer to them as little angels..

    NorthWest
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some misunderstand the picture: this is not a bathroom and these are not her children. ^^

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    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh, you can touch me berries, but you mustn't touch me plums.... Amanda Quaid, The Duchess and the Dirtwater Fox

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got the warez if you've got the money.

    Eric Forster
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you going to buy something, or just stand there staring at me?

    Silly String
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you going to buy that?

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I have a kilo of cherries, please?

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you cannot have any samples!

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    Silly String
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big spider, BIG SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Lemønchu •
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When there's a bug on the celing:

    Harris Fadhilah
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heey heey heeyyy... Jebat,baik kau turun............

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How;s the light for this selfie? My girlfriend will love this thong pic!

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    Maya Jones
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this sort of look like Dixie D'Amelio. Is it just me? Or am I just loosing my mind.😂

    Maya Jones
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me looking to see which drink is fuller so I can give the least full one to my sibling.

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I evidently don't know what it is I need to wash, so I have several sizes of bowls whenever I am told.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When it hits you that today is Monday. Not Friday.

    Randy Klefbeck
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why am I suddenly thinking of Lucy in the comic strip "Peanuts?"

    Silly String
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do I want to be today? Goth? Preppy? Boho? I really don't want to wear the uniform and name tag.

    Caitlin Hay
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's giving major Kiernan Shipka vibes.

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Light source from two different directions?

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Travelling with Greyhound is comfortable but certainly not faster than by foot.

    Randy Klefbeck
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If I had money, I'd tell you what I'd do.....go downtown and buy a Mercury or two......"

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the most posh tanning bed I have ever used! Few more minutes on the back...

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pardon me, sir, isthis seat taken?

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just want to draw your attention to the fact that there's too much Chlorine in the swimming pool...

    Neva Nevičica
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....and that there is a weird black line growing over my nipples!!!

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    Ksenia M
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just so y'all have the joy of this knowledge, the writing on the wall says: Dear sirs! Please do not pee in the showers!

    Hańka
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Nipples get blacked out. Pubis does not" as Luther von Wolfen said. ROTFL

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you SURE this is the Ladies shower room? I didn't know you could read this sign either !

    J
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it is fine to show my lady parts but taboo to show my nipples, even though everyone has them!

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    Maya Jones
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Just let me take a turd alooooone"

    Zophra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look of quarantine... when you just don't care anymore..

    YONAH
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lexie youlik looking at that dont even you gay

    Kate Koppen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the toilet angled? Why is it not straight? arrrgh

    Campbell Squires
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine you are just a random lady from a painting living in Kiev, and some pervert tries to take a picture of you turning in your small apartment.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ooooh... I am never going to another party at Bacchus's apartment!"

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd give it a few minutes if I were you!

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    Mya Lugar
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mop the flloor , take out the trash, parade around in a flashy nightgown..just WHO does he think he is!

    Silly String
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting evicted sucks

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    Luther von Wolfen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nipples get blacked out. Pubis does not.

    Neva Nevičica
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nor the belly button, which, as we all know, is the source of evil forces just like the nipples and pubis. And elbows too.

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    YONAH
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is it with nipples and art

    Lilianne
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The unnecessary black boxes really diminish the art.

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (why didn't he just tell me he was married? I didn't even have time to kick my clothes under the bed, I know she'll see them!)

    Hańka
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why...why again? Somebody is really obsessed...

    Onion rings like to make your breath smelly
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine having the courage to go outside naked (if you found this offensive in any way, im sorry. this was meant to be a joke)

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deleted duct tape scene from 50 shades of grey.

    Hańka
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please, BoredPanda, do not offend us with those black pathetic lines...

    seahawks fan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lexie. cmon. we both know that you can make jokes about things other than sex. no one is laughing, anyway.

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    Silly String
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet she's snoring.

    YONAH
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lex do you want to see the godamn nips

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    22Joseph Schramel
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy s**t this couch is so comfortable

    YONAH
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just like you would like those melons

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A hero waiting for more heroine.

    Hańka
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cover his nipples now! I am thoroughly distressed...

    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My eyes! Why don't these nipples have a black bar across them?

    J
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaah my eyes! Uncovered nipples!!! My mistake its a man ;)

    Kate Koppen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dudes, stay away from that red light.

    eezycheezes101
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me waiting fr my friends to email me back.

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just had the most A-maz-ing dream!

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    Emilingo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be too if some naked children were swarming me.

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    Downunderdude
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look out, BP! She's touching her breast! that's naughty, isn't it?

    Steve Beggs
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just saying... why are we seeing the nipples on the little girl? Isn’t that immoral?

    Silly String
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh how my public adores me!"

    Mya Lugar
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All these angels and they wouldn't grant me any - - -- - - - breasts?

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Put some clothes on kids, we're in a public place."

    Hańka
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not a fig leaf, if you must?

    Luther von Wolfen
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    5 years ago

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    Neva Nevičica
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gah! Thank you from saving me from nipples.

    Downunderdude
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP, is that you doing the black bars? For goodness sake, why? These are paintings, not photos. (Not that it should matter if they were).

    Diana Murtaugh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not just use nude dots over the nips if you just have to hide them.

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't get rid of this callus!

    Hańka
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    5 years ago

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    Booring black strip, boooooring!

    #25

    Artist Continues To Incorporate Art History Into His Daily Life

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    Mya Lugar
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wants to arm wrestle for a beer?

    Silly String
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My head got squashed.

    Randy Klefbeck
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is some strange stuff going on in that back window.

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    #26

    Artist Continues To Incorporate Art History Into His Daily Life

    alksko Report

    Silly String
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goliath was framed.

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wake up and pay me, dammit, I didn't do your layers for free!

    Seabeast
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Holofernes never could hold his liquor. He's off his head again."

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    Artist Continues To Incorporate Art History Into His Daily Life

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    Hańka
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She IS covered. I don't understand this mania at all...

    Bettye McKee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if anyone older than newborn has never seen nipples.

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    Silly String
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She wishes her stool had a cushion.

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just $30.00 more in the bowl and I can finally buy myself a dress1