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As we showed you a few months back, the Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) alignments are making it to real life. So this time, let's take a closer look at a particularly funny one.

It's called chaotic neutral (and it even has its own subreddit). To put it simply, the term describes an individual who has no good or evil intentions, they simply do what they please, what they think is the best option at the moment.

The spontaneous nature of their actions means they can result in chaos and unpredictability but who can blame them if nobody gets hurt? After all, freedom is what matters!

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When a player creates a character in D&D, they decide where to put that character on a moral axis. Are they good? Evil? Or morally neutral? Then they have to choose where their character fits on a law-abiding axis. Do they always obey the rules? Or do they believe that laws are meant to be broken? 

The best way to wrap your head around this concept is to imagine a grid, like "Hollywood Squares" or the opening credits of "The Brady Bunch" — nine squares in total, three on each side and one in the middle. The square in the upper left hand corner is "lawful good." That's Superman — the Boy Scout who cares about saving the planet. The next square over on the top row is "neutral good." For example, take "Star Trek". Captain Kirk is neutral good, because he is willing to break the rules if he thinks they're preventing him from doing as much good as possible. Now if we go to the last square on the right — "chaotic good" — we get someone like Robin Hood, who can never be tied down to any organization. These folks think the only way to do good in the world is to upend the social order.

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    Monday
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be using my telekinesis to shoplift and water breathing abilities to find a cool place to sleep in the summer.

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    In the middle row, we have morally neutral characters. "Lawful neutral" would be a mindless bureaucrat or a brutal enforcer like Javert from "Les Miserables" who hunts down the heroic ex-con Jean Valjean. "True neutral," in the center square, is a character like the Oracle in "The Matrix," who accumulates wisdom from witnessing everything but rarely chooses a side. The far-right square in the middle row is a really fun character. The star of our show, "chaotic neutral."

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    According to writer and graphic novelist Sam Sattin, that's someone who can be swayed based on who has the power. A good example could be Omar from "The Wire", the lone wolf who robs drug dealers, valuing his freedom and his survival equally.

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    When Sattin holds writing seminars, he asks his students to figure out where their characters fit on this grid, and he encourages them to create characters who are conflicted. (They wish they belonged to one alignment, but they're something else.)

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    The writer believes that storytelling takes off when characters of different alignments play off each other. "The most important part of writing is the way in which characters interact with each other," he explained.

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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the ad that doesn't end. It just goes on and on my friend. Some people starting seeing it, not knowing what it was. And they'll just keep on seeing it forever just because this is the ad that never ends. It just goes on and on my friends. Some people started seeing it, not knowing what it was. And they'll just keep on seeing it forever just because, this is the ad that never ends.....................you're welcome lol.

    Blackstone
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know who you are, but I'm pretty sure we're the same age. Also I will now have this on repeat in my head for the next few hours, so....thanks?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a standard sales pitch for someone's shitty self help program. The 30 minute Youtube ads that never say what they're selling. Lots of analogies but never what the product or program is. "Do you want to make a fortune in fish commodities? Well today is the day you make your first million dollars with this amazing system. Shoes? Check. Damp rags? Check. All of these and yours will be available to you. A month ago I was giving hand jobs for crack, today, I own this photoshopped mansion with a photoshopped car in front of it. Frozen peas? Check. Laminated egg rolls? Check. " Ad Infinitum.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like every car / perfume ad I've ever seen tbh...

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an idea for an infomercial where part of the way in, a common word would get replaced with a random word. Then in increasingly faster intervals more and more words would get replaced until the whole thing was just random gibberish. I really makes me smile to imagine the actors trying to say and remember their lines.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna make a sugary product, but instead of saying how healthy-and-great-tasting it is it talks about how much MORE sugary it is and see if people buy it.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the that does not end, it goes on and on , my friend.....

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude you should try to sell that to a screenwriter. I think there are people who buy ideas like that.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First he has to drop the bowling ball on a mattress that has had the outer covering removed. It is written.

    Daniel Atkins
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just saw this the other day the number is 1-909-390-0003 it is for testing clarity and lag but repeat everything.

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    As we can see, these alignments appear in the real world as well. Patrick O'Connor, a sci-fi and fantasy fan as well as an assistant district attorney who prosecutes gang-related homicides in Brooklyn, imagines the gang members he prosecutes could be categorized as neutral evil on the character alignment spectrum.

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    In his own life, O'Connor always tries to follow the straight and narrow path. But that doesn't mean he’s drawn to lawful good characters in comic books. That's just boring!

    His favorite character is Punisher, the Marvel vigilante who kills criminals because he doesn’t believe in the legal system.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slightly off topic. Reminds me of my linguistics classes. I'd often be the only European (everyone else was Korean and Korean American, mostly), so sometimes I'd have to read phrases in languages I can read, but am not fluent in, such as German, for example. I can read it pretty well, though, because I studied it, and was good too, but I forgot it all.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if i was this guy i would have gone a bit further with that conversation

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There used to be a weird tradition around here of leaving cabbages with angry faces carved into them as a prank. So any sort of face would make that watermelon much more interesting.

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    Comics have been filled with battles between good and evil, but audiences are also interested in watching characters on the same side fighting each other.

    In season two of "Daredevil" and in the movies "Batman v. Superman" and "Captain America: Civil War," superheroes really duke it out.

    These stories are about a conflict between personal ethics and the law. "That's how a lot of people feel, that they have these government forces they can't control, that are doing nefarious things," O'Connor said. "They feel marginalized, and they feel they can't trust the system. And so they take things into their own hands."

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    It's NY and they got everything but their cash, wallet and metro card back. They're very lucky

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    Michael LaBossiere, who teaches philosophy at Florida A&M University, takes a more holistic approach and argues that each of us can embody the different character alignments at any point in our lives. It all depends on the situation.

    "Sometimes we're more good, sometimes we're more neutral, or in some [cases], we fall into bad behavior," he said. "A person can be decent but have those neutral evil moments when they're selfish and take that last piece of pie."

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must be rich, I imagine a grocery trip would cost you hundred of dollars

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    London’s Tower Bridge Was Completely Shut Off Today Because A Man Decided To Sun Bathe On One Of Its Support Beams

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being oppositional just for the sake of it. Keeping the dream alive.

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    The Actual, Real World Embodiment Of Chaotic Neutral

    The Actual, Real World Embodiment Of Chaotic Neutral

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to explain it to the lockpicker: "Uhmm, you see, it's not my door..."

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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or google "why are google stocks suddenly going down" and enjoy the chaos.

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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good question, I've only had it with the peel once and it wasn't too good so I eat mine without the peel

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if only one remembers to turn on the lights

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a waste of cake. Just give me that fresh apple or the apple pie/cake. No need to spoil it with unhygienic boxes.

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    Socialism, & Hyperinflation, But Less Gun Violence?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Edit the comment and switch out words like "liberal/conservative" for their opposite.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering he probably murdered a guy he might be chaotic evil, not chaotic neutral.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one time you NEED a helmet and we can't even see. God speed you dangerous man.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was an episode of the Simpson’s, where they buy the this and only eats the chocolate flavor

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if, there was like a Nailed It (baking show where only the most amateur bakers compete) but for sports

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    I Guess My Car Is In (Chaotic) Neutral

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    Day 16 Is Chaos

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see myself doing this, back when i could actually eat sweets.

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    One Of Us Served An Avocado:

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    I'd Do The Same Tbh

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some places have finders fees 10% so I wouldn't feel bad even if it was a $100 case

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    Ye Is Chaotic Neutral Incarnate

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sincerely hope Kanye can find a way to address his mental health issues. I truly feel bad for his children having to witness this.

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    Oh no, the BP censors have missed a naughty word and now I'm sooooo offended!

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