I can't help but read this in Trump's voice.

Hahaha... Well done....

I just died. LOL

Ahahaha, the damn face which kept speaking

hahahahahahah great one

Booby breasts ! Hahaha

yes! because female always "contemplated the roundness of her own boobs" before talking in a meeting. Nicely done! X'D

This one!

I like that kind of pretty as that prettiness lasts longer, you know.

would rather have the ice cream!

Yes. Can we PLEASE find another term for "almond shaped eyes?"

She dodged a bullet there!

this.

That's both sad and beautifully phrased.

Oh, no, I thought it was a badly drawn cheshire cat at first! :D

... "and eyes" - LOL! love it!

Perfect.

We made brief eye contact and she scared me LOL

Giganto hahahaha

"The author moved on quickly, thinking she would be an admirable opponent if he made her angry right now."

This.

:(

this had me rolling

Claps aggressively

confidence can be the most important thing in the world, especially if you are going to conquer the world!

How about.... she had a mind more powerful than any male sarcasm could conquer....😊

ha! ha! that's great!

YeEeEeees

Sounds like me...sigh...

Ah! Jurassic Park

this. this sounds sadly true, like this is happening right now, somehow. somewhere.

LOL

They have knowledge. and in my opinion, even though somebody doesn't look young anymore they are still beautiful in their own way.

"callipygian" is EXCELLENT!

Bwahahaha monthly period :D

Is she single? Dating anyone?

I kinda like this one :)

Sure. Laugh it up, Fuzzball.

oooooh.. she sounds fun

This. The 'imperfect' female.... 😩😢

Love the ending!

sounds 'bout right, something those (enter rude name) would say.

):

Nope. This sounds like something my mother would say.

This one is rather nice

Is this nice or sad?

I'm really sorry but when you said she rolled her eyes out, I had a mental image of a woman literally removing her eyeballs and rolling them over a table to the horror of the terrible male author sitting opposite... 😂😂

Well that escalated quickly.

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I thought the point was to write how a male author would describe you not how you want to be seen, "hey everyone look at me, I'm so non conformist" "bro check this chick out, she refusing to conform to society standards of beauty" Said no man ever.

Better than unsure hips...

🎶 "In the not too distant future..."🎶

JAHAHAHAH

Jellyfish really are imature!

Phew, what would have happened if there hadn't been a sudoku at hand?

This is actually really well said!! Id like to think I light up a room with something other than my tits!