Omg so true :P

I eat cake

Sigh, cats man. :p

My dog does this thing where instead of barking she just *boof*'s under her breath and its the cutes thing ever

The more I compare cats to my shih-tzu Charlie, the happier I am.

Aww dogs, bless them <3

Cats actually rub up against humans in order to leave their scent, so as to tell others that they belong to that cat. Its all about property and ownership.

Anything that gets in their way, or can slow them down, has to go.

Me too

If only they hired cats to man the toll.

*walks all over the keyboard*

Why does the human keep on walking on the wrong side of the pole?

Exactly.

Autocorrect is even hurting the cats!

my cat is terrified of fireworks

Excellent!!!

True.

Santa brought you a cat!

"This is not the park I was looking for"

Ahhh--the feeling of warm regurgitated cat food between my toes late at night...

After seven baths with various enzyme products, shampoos, tomato sauce and hydrogen peroxide-baking soda mixture, our dog continues to have a faint smell of skunk, two weeks after getting sprayed. I assure you - this is sound advice.

Shiba Inu

Mine just lays down with her face right on the door and sighs deeply until I get out.

Gotcha!

Omg same here

My cat likes to drop partially dead mice on my lap. They're dead when I jump up in horror! I feel bad, but how do you not freak out?

human got visitors coming so got ready myself

look at his cute face!

can i take on two at a time, will I or wont I

good year now to add a bit of paw to it

Yep. We have a poop-eating dog. It seems the one thing that any animal would avoid by nature... WHY?